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Naked sunbather impales himself on metal spike

  • 01-08-2008 9:35am
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    Moderators Posts: 51,917 ✭✭✭✭


    Thought I was having a bad day until I read this.
    Gavin Rigby, 34, was left stranded on top of the eight inch spike for half an hour after the bizarre accident.

    Three firecrews including one armed with special cutting equipment arrived at the scene along with police and an ambulance.
    Mr Rigby had been sunbathing with friends by Haslar Lake, in Gosport, Hants, when he got up to stretch his legs.

    He walked away from the group but lost his footing and toppled head first down the short slope.

    He landed on the eight inch metal spike, which was protruding from the ground.

    After he was freed, Mr Rigby, from Gosport, was rushed to Queen Alexandra Hospital, in nearby Cosham, but was later discharged.

    "We often go and sunbathe naked at this spot because it's quite discreet," he said.

    "I wandered off briefly and the next thing I knew I was falling and I landed upside down on top of this rusty spike.

    "It went about three inches into my groin but I couldn't free myself. I was just lying there upside down on this spike for about half an hour.

    "It was certainly painful."

    Source: telegraph.co.uk

    If you can read this, you're too close!



Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    He just got punk'd


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    By his groin? That can't feel good :pac:

    Fúck!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Three inches....into his groin....


  • Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,183 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Three inches....into his groin....

    *phew* For a minute there I thought it was someone else's groin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Ugh, that gave me a nasty feeling in my goolies.

    -Funk


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    funk-you wrote: »
    Ugh, that gave me a nasty feeling in my goolies.

    +1

    *Shudders*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 147 ✭✭Lord Muck


    yikes!! Reminds me of a little plastic toy troll thingy i had in school that i would put on top of my pencil


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,224 ✭✭✭✭SantryRed


    That's hilarious:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 193 ✭✭mru


    think i'll be walking like charlie chaplin for the rest of the day with that thought in my head :eek:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,724 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Naked guy found with foreign object inserted into nether regions after he tripped and landed on it - the oldest lie in casualty.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 631 ✭✭✭andrewie


    Ouchie..!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,778 ✭✭✭sebastianlieken


    he just got himself PENITRATED!.... *o-u-c-h*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 337 ✭✭'Ol Jack Chance


    i lolled @ his quote "It was certainly painful"

    really? ya dont say!


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