Blonde Definitions

rocky25

Anally -- occurring yearly.

Artery -- study of paintings.

Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria.

Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails.

Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U.

Caesarian section -- district in Rome.

Cat scan -- searching for kitty.

Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her.

Colic -- sheep dog.

Coma -- a punctuation mark.

Congenital – friendly.

D&C -- where Washington is.

Diarrhoea -- journal of daily events.

Dilate -- to live long.

Enema -- not a friend.

Fester – quicker.

Fibula -- a small lie.

Genital -- non-Jewish.

G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game.

Grippe – suitcase.

Hangnail – coathook.

Impotent -- distinguished, well known.

Intense pain -- torture in a teepee.

Labour pain -- got hurt at work.

Medical staff -- doctor's cane.

Morbid -- higher offer.

Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate.

Node -- was aware of.

Outpatient -- person who had fainted.

Pap smear -- fatherhood test.

Pelvis -- co usin of Elvis.

Post operative -- letter carrier.

Protein -- favouring young people.

Rectum -- damn near killed 'em.

Recovery room -- place to do upholstery.

Rheumatic – amorous.

Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf.

Secretion -- hiding anything.

Seizure -- Roman emperor.

Serology -- study of knighthood.

Terminal illness -- sickness at airport.

Tibia -- country in North Africa.

Tumour -- an extra pair.

Urine -- opposite of you're out.

Varicose -- located nearby.

Vein – conceited.

Dizzyblonde

That's really good rocky - I won't take it personally

rocky25

Dizzyblonde wrote: »

That's really good rocky - I won't take it personally

Cheers Dizz:D

I hope you are keeping well Young Lady

Dizzyblonde

I'm pretty good thanks

Nice Westie you have - I have a Maltese called Rocky!! :eek:

rocky25

Dizzyblonde wrote: »

I'm pretty good thanks

Nice Westie you have - I have a Maltese called Rocky!! :eek:

I think I met a Maltese called Rocky before, in St Annes Park.

Lovely Dog

I have 3 Westies:rolleyes:

Dizzyblonde

A lot of people give Maltese dogs tough names because they look like such nancies, but they're actually quite sturdy and ferocious believe it or not.
Not as energetic as Westies though :eek:

rocky25

Seen your's swiming the other day



http://www.maltesedog.com/under_the_sea.htm

Dizzyblonde

Yes, he's almost as talented as yours

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/water-ski-westies-08.jpg

rocky25

Dizzyblonde wrote: »

Yes, he's almost as talented as yours

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/water-ski-westies-08.jpg

Thats the calander I have on the wall :eek:

Homer

Oi! Off to the pet appreciation thread the pair of ya :pac:

patmac

Homer wrote: »

Oi! Off to the pet appreciation thread the pair of ya :pac:

And get a room while your at it.

rocky25

mickrourke

patmac wrote: »

And get a room while your at it.

And make sure it's pet friendly for the dawgs!

Dizzyblonde

You people have sick minds :eek:

Kojak

Classic