The Look-Back

pickarooney

It happens from time to time, sometimes on a lonely stretch of country road or along a dusty kerb in the slack hours of the city, you're cycling, jogging or perhaps speed-walking in your little yellow shorts, listening to Paul Simon in badly-encoded FLAC format and in front of you appears a striking silhouette, a feminine shape of indeterminate age or origin, diaphanous satin caressing the rolling bezier curve of her soft hips as she sashays along the concrete with all the time in the world, brown calves smooth and taut, ankles slim in summer heels, the subtle arch of her back yielding the promise of a full bosom, shoulders round and inviting, hair falling in flaxen locks either side of a gently concave nape.... you draw alongside and overtake her, so far she's 10/10 but you're faced with a dilemma - do you flip the head round and make sure the face completes the picture and makes your morning or do you cruise on by, staring straight ahead, for fear of destroying the image of perfection when you see the crushed mug of a staffordshire welded onto what could have been a pretty head?

togster

yes and no. It's a tough oune OP

Mossy Monk

I would do pretty much anything so I would look.

Quazzie

I've had too much **** material ruined by a ferrit face. NEVER look back. remember it as it was meant to be, not what it really is

6th

pickarooney wrote: »

It happens from time to time, sometimes on a lonely stretch of country road or along a dusty kerb in the slack hours of the city, you're cycling, jogging or perhaps speed-walking in your little yellow shorts, listening to Paul Simon in badly-encoded FLAC format and in front of you appears a striking silhouette, a feminine shape of indeterminate age or origin, diaphanous satin caressing the rolling bezier curve of her soft hips as she sashays along the concrete with all the time in the world, brown calves smooth and taut, ankles slim in summer heels, the subtle arch of her back yielding the promise of a full bosom, shoulders round and inviting, hair falling in flaxen locks either side of a gently concave nape.... you draw alongside and overtake her, so far she's 10/10 but you're faced with a dilemma - do you flip the head round and make sure the face completes the picture and makes your morning or do you cruise on by, staring straight ahead, for fear of destroying the image of perfection when you see the crushed mug of a staffordshire welded onto what could have been a pretty head?

I know what Snyper would do!

the drifter

id turn around and run past her backwards...

Naos

I'd look back and smile.

It's all or nothing, she could have a really pretty face and thus be the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, I'd rather take that "risk" and know, than not take it and living with "I wonder if...".

mr kr0nik

I wouldn't bother overtaking her and just follow her for a bit... Hmmm.... stalker...

Prefabsprouter

ah, I'd look back! why not?

Steve_o

I'd look back...

Dinter

Have to look back.

You need the full picture!

Miss Fluff

Speed up, sprint for 100 metres, run around a pole, and jog back in her direction for a proper gander;)

Wibbs

pickarooney wrote: »

do you cruise on by, staring straight ahead, for fear of destroying the image of perfection when you see the crushed mug of a staffordshire welded onto what could have been a pretty head?

Ah yes the BOBFOC. Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.

CountingCrows

Depends on what Paul Simon song I was listening to, if it was Graceland

"And she said losing love
Is like a window in your heart,
Everybody sees you're blown apart,"

I'd probably be to cynical to look back.

CtrlSource

i'd look sideways. My peripheral vision is remarkable :pac:

stevelknievel

pickarooney wrote: »

It happens from time to time, sometimes on a lonely stretch of country road or along a dusty kerb in the slack hours of the city, you're cycling, jogging or perhaps speed-walking in your little yellow shorts, listening to Paul Simon in badly-encoded FLAC format and in front of you appears a striking silhouette, a feminine shape of indeterminate age or origin, diaphanous satin caressing the rolling bezier curve of her soft hips as she sashays along the concrete with all the time in the world, brown calves smooth and taut, ankles slim in summer heels, the subtle arch of her back yielding the promise of a full bosom, shoulders round and inviting, hair falling in flaxen locks either side of a gently concave nape.... you draw alongside and overtake her, so far she's 10/10 but you're faced with a dilemma - do you flip the head round and make sure the face completes the picture and makes your morning or do you cruise on by, staring straight ahead, for fear of destroying the image of perfection when you see the crushed mug of a staffordshire welded onto what could have been a pretty head?

Have you ever thought about writing novella erotica? 'Cos I am so turned on right now:D
I would steal a sideways glance as I was walking by. Something similar happened last night walking up o'connell street. Girl walked out from the Odeon in front of me in the shortest skirt I have ever seen. I'm talking illegal. Between Odeon and before the Ambassador, at least 10 guys turned 180 after walking past to stare at her. It's not that she was stunningly beautiful, it's just that her skirt was so short. The funniest were the couples walking towards, and the guy is just staring at the legs with glazed eyes and open mouth while the girlfirend is all "bla bla bla" Did anyone else see her

pickarooney

stevelknievel wrote: »

Have you ever thought about writing novella erotica? 'Cos I am so turned on right now:D

It's the yellow shorts, isn't it?

Naos

Yeah the yellow shorts made it. I was kind of expecting an appearance from Mr.T though ;(

Piste

Would it actually make a huge difference if her face wasn't that nice? Like would your day be ruined or something?

tribulus

Miss Fluff wrote: »

Speed up, sprint for 100 metres, run around a pole, and jog back in her direction for a proper gander;)

Very clever.

tribulus

Piste wrote: »

Would it actually make a huge difference if her face wasn't that nice? Like would your day be ruined or something?

By his description I think she'd still undoubtedly get it in most cases but it would obviously ruin the 10/10 prediction!

brianthebard

Piste wrote: »

Would it actually make a huge difference if her face wasn't that nice? Like would your day be ruined or something?

no but it would impact on your decisions wrt positions,lights on or off,etc.I'd look btw.

stevelknievel

pickarooney wrote: »

It's the yellow shorts, isn't it?

Oh yeah. Love that sh!t

workaccount

pickarooney wrote: »

It happens from time to time, sometimes on a lonely stretch of country road or along a dusty kerb in the slack hours of the city, you're cycling, jogging or perhaps speed-walking in your little yellow shorts, listening to Paul Simon in badly-encoded FLAC format and in front of you appears a striking silhouette, a feminine shape of indeterminate age or origin, diaphanous satin caressing the rolling bezier curve of her soft hips as she sashays along the concrete with all the time in the world, brown calves smooth and taut, ankles slim in summer heels, the subtle arch of her back yielding the promise of a full bosom, shoulders round and inviting, hair falling in flaxen locks either side of a gently concave nape.... you draw alongside and overtake her, so far she's 10/10 but you're faced with a dilemma - do you flip the head round and make sure the face completes the picture and makes your morning or do you cruise on by, staring straight ahead, for fear of destroying the image of perfection when you see the crushed mug of a staffordshire welded onto what could have been a pretty head?

A badly encoded FLAC? Surely you mean a low bitrate MP3.

Kold

I always want to look but never have the balls to.

Dudess

6th wrote: »

I know what Snyper would do!

LOL

Frisbee

Ah you would have to look...
Store it in the bank for later

Dudess

Again, LOL.

What if it was an image you'd prefer to delete rather than store though?

Wertz

Kold wrote: »

I always want to look but never have the balls to.

I do the sneaky one with the wing mirror and a touch on the brakes...

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*reads OP again*

Wait, jogging or cycling? Don't jog, so doesn't happen...when I was a cyclist, yeah nearly always have to look back...the picture isn't complete without a face tbh...

Call Me Jimmy

I'de run directly ahead and stand completely still. Then, without turning around I would slowly lie down on my back and wait...

coillcam

Wibbs wrote: »

Ah yes the BOBFOC. Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.

Butterface: Everything looks good, But Her Face !!