Sleazy mens clothes

Jimmy Bottlehead · 29-07-2008 10:46am #1

hey all,

Quite a strange question from me today! I want to gather together a truly horrendously sleazy mens outfit - something that will turn women off completely! Somewhat similar to a Miami Vice / Matt Berry look.

Already have the shoes picked out:

Here's a couple of examples...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyzipWdNS9s&feature=related and go to 2:20 to see Matt Berry again.

If anyone can help with where to get stuff like this (preferably new, and online!) or even just good accurate ebay descriptions, please let me know! Or suggestions!

Thanks,

JB

Jimmy Bottlehead · 29-07-2008 5:20pm

*bump*

jigglywoo · 29-07-2008 5:30pm

The open shirt look with a giant medallion. I can't find a good pic

speedboatchase · 29-07-2008 5:49pm

Rock the Razor Ramon look

spinandscribble · 29-07-2008 6:10pm

those shoes are kinda cool *runs away to hide*

Creamy Goodness · 29-07-2008 6:28pm

they'd be cool without the buckles i hate buckles.

Jimmy Bottlehead · 30-07-2008 9:26am

Cremo wrote: »

they'd be cool without the buckles i hate buckles.

Ah but they're not supposed to be cool!! I want the reaction to be "eugh, he actually THINKS they look good?!"

RubyXI · 30-07-2008 9:31am

animal prints, open shirts, gelled back hair. Think del-boy

speedboatchase · 30-07-2008 11:32am

Defintely wear sunglasses indoors for this, and maybe two pairs of identical ones, so when u lower your shades to sleaze on somebody, you still have another pair on :cool:

30-07-2008 1:03pm

Those cowboy neck tastle things are good.
And tuck your shirt in.

spinandscribble · 30-07-2008 1:17pm

speedboatchase wrote: »

Defintely wear sunglasses indoors for this, and maybe two pairs of identical ones, so when u lower your shades to sleaze on somebody, you still have another pair on :cool:

ugh, i hate sunglasses indoors/at night. i have a mate that constantly does that. he looks like a tit but try telling him...
:rolleyes:

StormWarrior · 30-07-2008 7:58pm

I like those shoes you have chosen, they are cowboy-boot style and I love cowboy boots on men. If you want to look sleazy, why not go for an 80's glam metal look? Big hair, smudged makeup, skintight leopardprint trousers and dusty cowboy boots?

JIZZLORD · 30-07-2008 8:03pm

get some sort of oil for your hair, and go into your local charity shop and take a peak or if there's a tk maxx about have a look there. there's often clothes so horrendous for next to nothing as nobody will buy them