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Can I speak to the Taoiseach?

Havermeyer · 2008-07-28 23:33:41

A guy calls Bertie Ahern. "Can I speak to the Taoiseach please?" He tells him he is no longer Taoiseach and tells him to try another number. Half an hour later, Bertie's telephone rings once more. "Can I speak to Taoiseach please?" "Look, I've told you once I'm not th-th-the Taoiseach any longer now fu-fu-fúck off and…

28-07-2008 11:33pm

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Havermeyer

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A guy calls Bertie Ahern.

"Can I speak to the Taoiseach please?"

He tells him he is no longer Taoiseach and tells him to try another number.

Half an hour later, Bertie's telephone rings once more.

"Can I speak to Taoiseach please?"

"Look, I've told you once I'm not th-th-the Taoiseach any longer now fu-fu-fúck off and leave m-m-me alone."

Ten minutes later he calls again.

"Is that the Taoiseach?"

Bertie says, "I've t-t-told you repeatedly that I am n-n-NOT the Taoiseach any longer, w-w-why are you doing this t-to me?"

"I just enjoy hearing it", says the caller.

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#2 29-07-2008 8:10am

rocky25

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I must try that :P

Cheers Nummnutts

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#3 29-07-2008 8:13am

Munya

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Love it.

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#4 29-07-2008 6:46pm

mumhaabu

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That money was just resting in my account I swear!

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#5 30-07-2008 3:44pm

Vic Vinegar

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Ha! sweet!

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#6 30-07-2008 10:04pm

sdanseo

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That'd be a million times better if Mario Rosenstock did it, and it's good already. I must email Today FM

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