Best worst films.

Sir Gallagher

Right basically whats everones favourite worst movie??

My most recent favourite is American Ninja starring Micheal Dudikoff

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm514626048/nm0001154

johnny_ultimate

Reefer Madness: a film so shockingly inept, so beautifully over the top that it is probably one of the funniest films ever made. And its public domain, so can be watched over yonder. Worth a watch with a group, or at least watch the party scene with the doped up pianist.

Also, Rambo IV is a fantastically stupid film, but is one of the most enjoyable movies in years for its sheer brutality and idiocy.

kelator

No retreat, No surrender. Has everything, fat obnoxious kid, cheesey 80s dance scene, hero trained by the ghost of Bruce Lee. Think it was Van Damme's first film aswell

Bubs101

I love both the AVP and Resident Evil series. The plot in Resi is just hilarious and the amount of dream team members in the first movie make me love it alone. Alien vs. predator is crap but the action scenes are decent enough

Galvasean

Showdown in Little Tokyo (I made it FOTW didnt I?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY6GvTY7E5U

Troll 2:

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc

Commando

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf9EBGbfwbo

Doc Savage: Man Of Bronze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hyqh_KpIXI

Each one as a clip to demonstrate its legendary staus.

Sir Gallagher

Another one i saw last week was Delta Force 2,

Check out Chuck teaching this clown a "lesson"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryh0zGV6ojc

Parrish_Crooks

Commando. Never ceases to amaze me how 'so bad it's good' it actually is. :pac: Superman 3, I think it's the one with Richard Pryor. (Unintentional)Comedy gold! Batman and Robin. 'Ice to see you!'-- Mr. Freeze. The fast and the furious. Paul Walker. The Wicker Man remake. 'How'd it get burned, how'd it get burned!!' Collateral damage. The Hills have eyes,

the scene where the dad is set on fire still cracks me up.

Anything by Michael Bay. The Day after Tomorrow, the whole film really...

Dont be at yourself

Delta Force 1 is also an amazing film. Breathtaking.

The Bollox

most of Arnie's shoot the **** out of everything that moves films are top drawer in this category. films like Commando and Predator just cannot be topped. they have everything you need!

Lord Muck

Van Damme in Bloodsport. So bad yet so bad

Roar

"They Live" featuring the Hot Rod, Roddy Piper..

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

And i'm all out of bubblegum..

what a line...

irish_bob

The Bollox wrote: »

most of Arnie's shoot the **** out of everything that moves films are top drawer in this category. films like Commando and Predator just cannot be topped. they have everything you need!

i agree about commando but predator is a great movie , its not a great awfull movie

a move i would include in this category is childs play
believe it or not i saw it on tv for the very 1st time last night and while complete crap i enjoyed it and thought it was quite creepy

grames_bond

shaft remake! so over blown, so rediculous, but sam jackson is the muthaf*ckin man! and christian bales answer to "do joo know why they call me peoples"?

"coz joo take care o'jo peoples"? is class! as well as the look after "do you have a business card" genius!

Duggy747

Demolition Man, Judge Dredd, Cobra, Delta Force 2, Story of Riki-Oh, and Invasion U.S.A. - Classic!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d55RUgUbW3g

Now THAT'S how you kill someone!!

Aurora Borealis

Perdito Durango. Absolutely hilarious but did have serious dose of giggles when watching anyway..

Still even without that reckon it'd be sidesplitting...

L31mr0d

Mario Van Peebles in Solo

It's like a cross between Shaft and the Terminator

imdb spiel:

"Mario Van Peebles stars as an android killing weapon designed by the military and utilized to enter into a Latin American war to destroy the rebels - natives fighting simply to maintain their freedom. Contrary to his programming, he develops an affinity for the villagers and decides to help them fight back. This lets his creators bring him back and ultimately leads to one of them being given more powerful circuitry to defeat him."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irriGIbah0w

"LIKE.... MIKE" lol

Duggy747

L31mr0d wrote: »

This lets his creators bring him back and ultimately leads to one of them being given more powerful circuitry to defeat him."

More RAM?

L31mr0d

lol, came across this fight scene whilst looking for Solo clips... it truly is the best fight scene ever :rolleyes:

IMDB: Undefeatable

RastaRed

Roar wrote: »

"They Live" featuring the Hot Rod, Roddy Piper..

I have come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

And i'm all out of bubblegum..

what a line...

+1

gotta love that film

BigglesMcGee

Shoot em up.

First few minutes you are just watching thinking what a sh!te movie. Then as it goes on you just keep watching to see how outrageous the stunts are going to get.

At the end you think back and say to yourself . "Man, that was fun".

Parrish_Crooks

BigglesMcGee wrote: »

Shoot em up.

First few minutes you are just watching thinking what a sh!te movie. Then as it goes on you just keep watching to see how outrageous the stunts are going to get.

At the end you think back and say to yourself . "Man, that was fun".

+1. I started a thread on here a while back praising this film. Its genius lies in the fact that it doesn't take itself too seriously. Great fun!

Vic Vinegar

Black Belt Jones! (1974)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071221/

It's bloody amazing, all film fans should watch it now. funny as hell (unintentionally largely) it's a kung-fu film with buckets of cheese and a ridiculous climax fight involving copious amounts of foam.

you can't get it dvd to my knowledge so it's either VHS or download...

This is the intro:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APTdjG6Xo9A

Oh yeah, the soundtack is the stuff of legend!

Looby_Loo

Totally not in the same line as most of the other films but I love Crybaby with Johnny Depp. Its so bad its good:)

fitz0

Evil Dead. All three of them. The first ones decent, the second ones just pants and the third is so bad its good. But watch all 3 in a row and its f*cking amazing!
Seeing a man fight with his own right hand for 5 minutes is pure gold.

Galvasean

Death Wish 3.
I have no idea what was going on but man was it funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtWLnB4WyGk

Next one is a spoiler but is a class ending!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyXQp-HzLaE

kevpants

L31mr0d wrote: »

lol, came across this fight scene whilst looking for Solo clips... it truly is the best fight scene ever :rolleyes:

IMDB: Undefeatable

LOL!!

Dear Mr & Mrs Stingray,

Your son is progressing very well at Kung-Fu school but I would like to draw your attention to his lack of concern for blocking incoming kicks and puches. He doesn't seem to understand that he can try and stop other people hitting him. I would also ask you to address his behaviour of shouting "HUAAAAHHHHH!" every time he removes an item of clothing. It is un-nerving for some of the younger students in the changing rooms.

Yours,

Mr Kung-Fu Master

mountain lips

mountain lips wrote: »

Black Belt Jones! (1974)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071221/

It's bloody amazing, all film fans should watch it now. funny as hell (unintentionally largely) it's a kung-fu film with buckets of cheese and a ridiculous climax fight involving copious amounts of foam.

you can't get it dvd to my knowledge so it's either VHS or download...

This is the intro:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APTdjG6Xo9A

Oh yeah, the soundtack is the stuff of legend!

Picked up Black Belt Jones 2 for 2 euro earlier this week. Have'nt watched it yet but the clips I've seen look truly awesome. Nothing beats some 70s badly dubbed martial arts films.

D/C

I think I got a winner here!

"Walking Tall" with the Rock

What a show, the Rock and a lump of timber stunning!

The majority of Arnie's films should have a catergory of their own, cinema brilliance!

Parrish_Crooks

'Way of the Dragon', one of Bruce Lee's! It's SO bad, the dubbing, the plot holes, the editing! Me and my friend throw this on every year or so and never fails to put me in convulsions! The gay bad guy is hilarious! And the lads scepticism when Bruce arrives: "Ya know they say..... that Chinese Boxing (Kung-Fu, translated literally!) lacks any real power....." :pac:

Will post up some clips later, this film is gold!