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Scotsman And The Condom

rocky25 · 2008-07-22 19:47:33

A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist. The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he unfolds to reveal a condom. The condom has a number of patches on it. He holds it up. "How much to repair it?" the Scot…

22-07-2008 7:47pm

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A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist.

The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he unfolds to reveal a condom.

The condom has a number of patches on it.

He holds it up.

"How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.

"Six pence," says the pharmacist.

"How much for a new one?"

"Ten pence."

The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandana, places it in his sporran and marches down the aisle and out the door of the pharmacy.

A moment or two later a great shout goes up, followed by an even greater shout.

The Scot walks into the pharmacy again, and back to the pharmacist.

"The regiment has taken a vote," the Scot says.

"We'll have a new one."

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#2 23-07-2008 12:57am

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Dooirty!:D

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#3 23-07-2008 3:32pm

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Lovely :eek:

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#4 23-07-2008 6:31pm

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rocky25 wrote: »

A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy to speak to the chemist.

The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandana, opens it to reveal a smaller silk square which he unfolds to reveal a condom.

The condom has a number of patches on it.

He holds it up.

"How much to repair it?" the Scot asks the pharmacist.

"Six pence," says the pharmacist.

"How much for a new one?"

"Ten pence."

The Scot folds the condom into the silk square and the cotton bandana, places it in his sporran and marches down the aisle and out the door of the pharmacy.

A moment or two later a great shout goes up, followed by an even greater shout.

The Scot walks into the pharmacy again, and back to the pharmacist.

"The regiment has taken a vote," the Scot says.

"We'll have a new one."

yawn, lets do the English's job for them, tell jokes about tight Scots, thick paddies and sheep sh@gging Welsh

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#5 23-07-2008 8:19pm

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Carrigart Exile wrote: »

yawn,

God, if you're that tired why don't you go to bed and leave us to the jokes!
I liked it Rocky

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#6 23-07-2008 11:36pm

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Carrigart Exile wrote: »

yawn, lets do the English's job for them, tell jokes about tight Scots, thick paddies and sheep sh@gging Welsh

There should be a "**** off and get over yourself" button beside the thanks one...

Good joke.

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#7 23-07-2008 11:41pm

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Carrigart Exile wrote: »

yawn, lets do the English's job for them, tell jokes about tight Scots, thick paddies and sheep sh@gging Welsh

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#8 24-07-2008 4:38am

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passive wrote: »

There should be a "**** off and get over yourself" button beside the thanks one...

Good joke.

garbage, it was a pile of p*ss

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#9 24-07-2008 7:17am

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Ha Ha now I get it, thats class rocky:D

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#10 24-07-2008 7:52am

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Carrigart Exile wrote: »

garbage, it was a pile of p*ss

Well, lets compare it to any of the jokes you've posted.....
Hang on, where are your jokes?

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#11 24-07-2008 9:06am

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Carrigart Exile wrote: »

garbage, it was a pile of p*ss

Read the charter,
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054858721

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#12 24-07-2008 9:15am

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Carrigart Exile infracted for negative comments on jokes.

Read the Charter, use the thread rating system.

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#13 24-07-2008 6:50pm

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Rocky !!!
I don't know where you get them, but you brighten up my days with those excellent jokes,
thanks x x x.

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#14 25-07-2008 8:40am

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dh0661 wrote: »

Rocky !!!
I don't know where you get them, but you brighten up my days with those excellent jokes,
thanks x x x.

Get your coat Rocky,

you've pulled.

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#15 25-07-2008 9:21pm

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patmac wrote: »

Get your coat Rocky, you've pulled.

Why would Rocky need his coat ? :rolleyes:

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