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A man takes his hamster to the vet...

  • 22-07-2008 2:50pm
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    Diddy Kong
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    A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion.

    The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head.

    "There" says the vet,” Your hamster is dead". Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion.

    The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head.

    "It's definitely dead sir", says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes.

    "That will be £1000, please".
    "A £1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes the man.

    "Well", says the vet, "There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".


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