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Really Quick Quickies

rocky25 · 2008-07-22 08:47:21

A dwarf goes into a chemist and asks if he can buy the 4ft durex on display? Chemist says no, it’s for promotional purposes only. The dwarf offers £80 The chemist takes it. Dwarf then slides the durex over his head and down his body And asks the chemist what do I look like? Chemist replies you look like a big prick, The…

22-07-2008 8:47am

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rocky25

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A dwarf goes into a chemist and asks if he can buy
the 4ft durex on display?

Chemist says no, it’s for promotional purposes only.

The dwarf offers £80

The chemist takes it.

Dwarf then slides the durex over his
head and down his body

And asks the chemist what do I look like?

Chemist replies you look like a big prick,

The dwarf says thank f**k for that

I'm sick of being called a little c**t!!

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A man walks up to a girl in a night club and says

"My names Bond"

She says "Don’t tell me...James"

No he replies "Uni- ....I’m here to fill up your crack"

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#2 23-07-2008 1:05am

kmart6

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Good'uns!

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