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Guilt aka "Polar Bear Syndrome"

  • 21-07-2008 2:13pm
    #1
    turgon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,762 ✭✭✭


    Over the past day I have no doubt been responsible for the deaths of at least two polar bears and three endangered species of "South west Dublin blue speckled naturalized toad".

    Last night I put the heating on to constant instead of timer, resulting in a boiling house in the morning.

    My guilt was only confounded when I checked the oven just now - it has been on accidentally for nearly 20 hours.

    Firstly, how will I survive this guilt? And secondly, when should I expect the greenies over to molest me? Although, on second thoughts, I hope theyre cute greenies. Droooool


Comments

  • #2
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    YOU BENT MY WOOKIE!!!!:mad:


  • #3
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    I'd advise you to stay away from national geographic and animal planet for the next few days.


  • #4
    brianthebard
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    Did your kitchen not melt?


  • #5
    anniehoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    Sherifu wrote: »
    I'd advise you to stay away from national geographic and animal planet for the next few days.
    No as punishment you should be made watch both stations for a week solid, wearing a sandwich board saying "im a big waster" and a big cone hat with a "D" on it :D


  • #6
    turgon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,762 ✭✭✭turgon


    brianthebard wrote: »
    Did your kitchen not melt?

    No, only my conscience


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  • #7
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    I'm sure your ESB bill will be punishment enough :pac:


  • #8
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    The.... heating?
    It's July!


  • #9
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    pickarooney wrote: »
    It's July!

    Its not been the warmest July ever in fairness!!


  • #10
    Marcus.Aurelius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    pickarooney wrote: »
    The.... heating?
    It's July!

    Exactly what I was thinking. You had it on timer before that? :eek:


  • #11
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    I once collided with a small seal on my surfboard.


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  • #12
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    FuzzyLogic wrote: »
    I once collided with a small seal on my surfboard.
    I wish I had a surfboard.

    my seal is getting lonely. :(


  • #13
    Gone West
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/tooltime9901/Stop%20Clubbing%20Baby%20Seals.gif


  • #14
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Why in the hell would anyone have their heating on in July? The oven is understandable...but the heating? OP has to be female..they're the only ones constantly whinging about the cold and swanning around the house wearing light clothes.
    Screw the planet, but why waste the gas/oil?
    ...and yes, it is a waste. If you're cold put on a bloody jumper.


  • #15
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    LOOK

    You killed that cute little thing OP. YOU MURDERED IT.
    Just so you could feel a little bit warmer in the middle of summer.

    I hope you're proud of yourself. :mad:


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