Hilarious American Comentary.

Karmafaerie

So I was browsing through youtube for a video, and I came across some of the funniest comentary I've ever heard.

It was American commentators spouting on about something they knew nothing about, so I did a search for a few more.

Some of these are roll on the floor funny ("release the kraken!!!":D)


Voronin Goal Against Tolouse

Riise With A Kraken Against Celtic

Great Hustle By Owen

Surely there must be more.:D

Jesus Wept

Quality!

A friend and I used to play Fifa 98 and play against each other using MLS teams and do our own version of awful American commentator's commentary as a pishtake.

Dante Washington ftw!



Spanks it in to the upper 90!

GuanYin

Yeah? Well.... just....... wait.....oh...darn

Ok darn it, I can't defend this.

I've heard Irish commentary though, that isn't much better.

Jesus Wept

Looks like the big toe area? (Jim Beglin)

CHD

eh thats probably the stupidest comment on commentary ever


Edia i meant that at guanyin im too drunk too quote

One Cold Hand

CHD wrote: »

Edia i meant that at guanyin im too drunk too quote

Your too drunk to type, never mind quote!

Xavi6

The-Rigger wrote: »

Spanks it in to the upper 90!

Lol I love that phrase! The amount of times it's used in MLS commentary is unreal!

GuanYin

Xavi6 wrote: »

Lol I love that phrase! The amount of times it's used in MLS commentary is unreal!

Well what do you guys say?

Xavi6

"Top corner"

Dont be at yourself

Sticks it in the top corner?

GuanYin

Pfft ours is better.

I don't know how you guys can laugh at us, when there was a thread about me on that danger site I read some of their quotes from Irish TV - stuff about rabbits wearing suits of armour? Come on!!!

Xavi6

My all time favourite "Upper 90" moment -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML7Kh_Na3Tg

"Dwayne De Rosario with a lightning bolt!"

Amazing stuff!

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I suppose it's what you're used to really.

But "Upper 90". What the?

smackbunnybaby

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grames_bond

i just love what i heard during the last world cup when i was in NY:

"oh no he has put the ball in his own net, glen he has scored a self goal" :pac:

gustavo

I'd imagine as much hiliarity is to be got if you're American and have to endure Ger Canning commentating on basketball

Karmafaerie

grames_bond wrote: »

i just love what i heard during the last world cup when i was in NY:

"oh no he has put the ball in his own net, glen he has scored a self goal" :pac:

It's a head-ball goal!!!:D

Benedict XVI

gustavo wrote: »

I'd imagine as much hiliarity is to be got if you're American and have to endure Ger Canning commentating on basketball

Spot on, Listening to Irish or British commentators for baseball or American Football games is just painful.

tdv

THE LAZER FROM THE RIGHT THE LAZER FROM THE LEFT

tdv

TOM CRUISE IS A PR*CK or brick I'm not sure.

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Juan. R-r-r-r-r-r-r-oman. R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-riquelme.

ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME.

:pac:

That Geordie sounding guy in that last clip, does he commentate on darts on Sky?

~Rebel~

Des wrote: »

Juan. R-r-r-r-r-r-r-oman. R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-riquelme.

ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME.

:pac:

That Geordie sounding guy in that last clip, does he commentate on darts on Sky?

Your thinkin of Sid Waddell, legend of a man for darts and pool. The guy in the clips sounds a lot like him, makes a lot of similar comments but not quite as good. Id say sid is his role model or something..

A few Sidism's

"That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus."

"Jocky Wilson ... what an athlete."


"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33 he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer - Bristow is only 27"

"The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them"

"Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy."

"There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions."

"The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!"

"John Lowe is striding out like Alexander the Great conquering the Persians"

"This guy's so good, he could play without arms!"

"Even Hypotenuse would have trouble working out these angles"

"James Wade is a bag of nerves, like a bag of ice cold spanners in a sack."

"Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true Roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax."

Bubs101

"Oh My Goalazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzo

Phenomenal. Soccer AM should really start a section ridiculing these guys

estebancambias

Argentina one....argentina one....Arg...en...tina one....chileyyy 0......Juan....Roman.....legendary tbh.

Jimmy Magee is a bit like this....class.

FatherTed

Des wrote: »

Juan. R-r-r-r-r-r-r-oman. R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-riquelme.

ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME.

:pac:

That Geordie sounding guy in that last clip, does he commentate on darts on Sky?

Thats Ray Hudson. He is brilliant. Some more "Hudsonisms":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS6Np-g_h5w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=499TYSKaxKY

"There will be some loving going on tonight in the bedrooms of Madrid".

Also the guy in the first post is Max Bretos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21JfHr380VY

Davey Devil

Soccer a man's game?

Davey Devil

One cop was shanked!

Pigman II

All this reminds me of Beckhams recent goal for LA Galaxy where he scored from inside the 50% line.

Xavi6

Bubs101 wrote: »

"Oh My Goalazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzo

Phenomenal. Soccer AM should really start a section ridiculing these guys

They already do don't they? Is 'Boston Goals' not on it anymore?