Female Crimes against fashion.

Pigman II

1. 3/4 length "pedal pusher" trousers.

2. Big brown 1970s retro sunglasses

3. (the old predictable) Ugg boots

Women, here's a tip. I don't care how tall you are, what body shape you are, none of you look good in these items of clothing / fashion accessories and tbh most of you look plain ridiculous. I'm sick at looking at you clones (clowns) walking around town expressing your collective lack of individuality by wearing these items.

Wear something different ... even a potato sack or bin-liner would be an improvement.

Heisenberg.

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laurak265

I don't own ugg boots cos they ugggly!!!! They are just about cute on kids but i hate velour tracksuits tucked into ugg boots!!!! :mad:

I have biggish sunglasses but not saucers...I do like them and they suit me but i'm afraid i haven't the thighs for pedal pushers LOL so you won't see me in them either! God i just hate fashion (so called) lately cos its all crap to make people spend money but not look good!

LadyMayBelle

Ew pedal pushers are hideous..as for ugg boots...wearers should be shot..i do wear big sunnies tho..

all the stars

Will give description. please visualise. I actually seen this. starting from feet up.

Girl, maybe 18.

On feet: platform black shoes a la stripper shoes.

Black tights, the ones in Dunnes with the kinda diamond shapes on..

Blue Denim hotpants over tights. Waaaaay to small might i add.

Belly & love handles hanging out over said hotpants.

blue low as foook vest top - tooo short hence the belly & love handles..

small light looking furry thing - possibly a jacket/ cardigan/ dead cat over vest top.

wearing possibly every piece of jewellery she owned.

bleached yellow-ish hair, hers about 10 inches long, the snow white extensions all the way to her waist. Visible glue & track lines on said extensions.

And a scowl, like you never, ever, ever seen.

Dear lord, i never seen the like... hopefully never do again. rough as they get. Now thats a fashion crime.


with her boyfriend, at luas stop in abbey street - on a saturday afternoon. 4pm ish

laurak265

:eek: Hope you hadn't had your breakfast yet!!!!!!!!! Poor thing are ya gone blind from the experience...I don't care what people wear but i don't think we should have to be subjected to overhanging fat, love handles and pregnant bellies with strectch marks in our faces! (ps i was pregnant once with strectch marks but no one saw them...incase i'm attacked lol)

mosfo

tights

'nuff said

all the stars

was more concerned about her gaugin out my eyes for looking at her!
Also, aws really wondering about the boyfriend... why on earth didn't he say "the fooookin state of ya" before she left the house.. well, second thought, doubt he cared much, he wasn't worried about seeing her clothes actually on..

purely for dramitic effect will mention she standing at doorway shoutin at boyfriend in centra... "i said fookin cheetos.." in the most nakerish dub accent you ever heard...

NOGMaxpower

Gota agree over sized Sunnies have only one purpose to hide fugly faces. They're like leather pants, they only suite a select few!

Ugg Boots are the most unflattering footware ever created, especially when worn with jeans or pyjama bottoms!

Some women just need to stand back and have a real hard think about how the look instead of following trends like lemmings to the death!

LadyMayBelle

Those diamond print tights are the worst imo. They do nothing for any figure whatsoever..and look cheap..ugh

Seonad

Tell us Pigman II-what should we wear?:p

MagicMarker

Seonad wrote: »

Tell us Pigman II-what should we wear?:p

If you're hot - nothing
If you're not - everything

laurak265

Please remember what may not be hot to you may be very hot to someone else

fifomania

The worst 'crime' women make is wearing clothes that are too small for them, therefore making them look bigger! Women should try to flatter their size and we should also not follow fashion to the extent that you are wearing every piece of clothing that is in this season! phew... :P