Few More

rocky25

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his, and asked what was he going to do about it.

Finally, he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy turned 16 years of age.

She agreed.

He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."

"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too.

Tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that is the last free meat she'll get and watch the expression on her face."

When the boy arrived home and told his mother, the woman nodded and said,

"Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free groceries, cars, rent, furniture and clothes for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"

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Alice and Peter were having dinner, when Alice said,

"While I was downtown this morning,

I met a horribly rude man.

I knew immediately that he was a troublemaker.

He started to insult me, used very bad language,

and even threatened me."

"How did you meet this guy?" Peter asked.

"Well, we met by accident," Alice replied.

"I hit him with the car."

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To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary, an elderly couple booked the honeymoon suite at a posh hotel.

As the bellboy was taking their luggage to the suite, he thought to himself,

"At their age, they're booking the honeymoon suite. What a laugh!"

That night, he decided to spy on them, so he sat in the lobby opposite their suite.

All night long, all he heard was giggling and clapping coming from their room.

He couldn't believe his ears.

In the morning, he apologized to the husband for having spied on them,

but being curious, he asked the husband how he could do what he did at his age.

"Well," the husband replied, "it's like this.

First I remove all my clothes and lie face up on the bed.

Then my wife removes all her clothes.

Then ... "

"Then WHAT?" the bellboy asked impatiently.

"Grinning, the elderly husband replied,

"Then my wife lifts up my penis with one hand and we make a bet."

"You make a BET?" exclaimed the bellhop.

"What bet?!?"

Smirking, the husband explained,

"If it falls to the right, I win; and if it falls to the left, she wins."

"But, what if it doesn't fall?" asked the bellhop.

"Then we both win!" replied the husband.

Oman

you've done it again, first was the best