Whats a clit?

AckwelFoley

I was out drinking with a girl i was seeing a few weeks back and her exboyfried was out with us.. nice lad.. they are real good friends but he really really naive compared to her.. she told me that the best effort he could ever muster up was 2 - 3 strokes in the bed, so of course i always referred to him as 2 stroke.

Anyhow we were all out drinking, and i was of course as i do when ive a few pints in me start with the jokes.. so i said to him..

Hey, did you hear about the dwarf that walked into the brothel?

He got a box in the mouth and a clit around the ear..

Boom Boom..

I got nothing .. not even a giggle.. he loked at me blankly and said.. i dont understand.. whats a clit?

Now, 2 stroke is 25 years of age.. and from what ive been told has had girlfriends (breifly) but how does a 25 year old man in this day not know what a clit is? :eek:

javaboy

I came in here expecting an answer.

masseyno9

The name '2 stroke' is pure genius!! I salute you!

To answer your question, I have an idea that his brief relationships are linked to his lack of knowledge of female anatomy.

twanda

javaboy wrote: »

I came in here expecting an answer.

LOL

Sherifu

That's one sheltered young fella.

af_thefragile

maybe he's got a different name for it??....

challengemaster

This wouldn't be the same 2stroke of boards.ie would it?

ambman

af_thefragile wrote: »

maybe he's got a different name for it??....

Yeah like Mammy:D

longshanks

nah... i dont believe ya snyper, if this had happened a few weeks back you would have told everyone a few weeks back. another crazy antics when i'm drunk story

mumhaabu

At 25 that is pretty poor, then again alot of People in Ireland were raised in conservative Catholic households and Sex Ed was never discussed only swept under the carpet as something durty. The schools also do an even bad a job at it. I know people in their laste twenties and thirties who never heard of positions and with only a limited idea of contraception!

R0ot

Sounds a bit rare tbh, like there is dumb and then there is gullible.

mumhaabu

yer man twostroke could be acting all dumb waiting for an older woman to show him the ropes, which they actually love doing! *memories*

gcgirl

Like he is 25 Christ!! He is deffo NOT the Clit Commander then:D:D

Captain Darling

Who cares?

gcgirl

Personally i find it very funny!! Thats like asking a 25 yr old woman whats a penis?

Wibbs

I suspect if you ask the laydees, there are enough men who think they know where it is and have no clue.

2 stroke. Class man.:D I knew a woman who was seeing this bloke, who would go for literally 10 seconds and everytime he finished would say to her "hows that for sex". Jebus. Then again she stayed with him for a year, soooo......

Nevyn

Easily cos there is no sexual health education in schools and the Clitoris is not considered need for the reproduction process so it's not covered in schools.

I knew a married woman with 4 kids who was married 30 years and didn't know what it was or what it was for...

Susannahmia

snyper wrote: »

Now, 2 stroke is 25 years of age.. and from what ive been told has had girlfriends (breifly) but how does a 25 year old man in this day not know what a clit is? :eek:

Lolz you think that's bad? A few months ago I had to explain it to my 21 year old female friend. She seemed to be under the impression that her clitoris was located inside her vagina.

Slidey

A young apprentice mechanic where i work was being sent to the shop by an older mechanic in his 50's for a breakfast roll and a paper.

As he walked away yer man shouts after him "get me a packet of clitoris all sorts as well..."

I nearly fell down in the shop when the young lad waltzed up to the counter and asked the hot polish lassie for them. Shop was jammed and everybody heard..

Davy

Susannahmia wrote: »

Lolz you think that's bad? A few months ago I had to explain it to my 21 year old female friend. She seemed to be under the impression that her clitoris was located inside her vagina.

confused about her g-spot maybe

Susannahmia

davton wrote: »

confused about her g-spot maybe

Yup that's what I'm guessing. At the time I couldn't believe it though. I even had to draw her a diagram before she would believe me!:o

Davy

Susannahmia wrote: »

Yup that's what I'm guessing. At the time I couldn't believe it though. I even had to draw her a diagram before she would believe me!:o

lol,, could have been worse if she asked you to show it to her!!

Fremen

Thaedydal wrote: »

Easily cos there is no sexual health education in schools and the Clitoris is not considered need for the reproduction process so it's not covered in schools.

Yeah, that always irritated the piss out of me. I don't even remember seeing it in science textbooks.

ejmaztec

snyper wrote: »

I was out drinking with a girl i was seeing a few weeks back and her exboyfried was out with us.. nice lad.. they are real good friends but he really really naive compared to her.. she told me that the best effort he could ever muster up was 2 - 3 strokes in the bed, so of course i always referred to him as 2 stroke.

Anyhow we were all out drinking, and i was of course as i do when ive a few pints in me start with the jokes.. so i said to him..

Hey, did you hear about the dwarf that walked into the brothel?

He got a box in the mouth and a clit around the ear..

Boom Boom..

I got nothing .. not even a giggle.. he loked at me blankly and said.. i dont understand.. whats a clit?

Now, 2 stroke is 25 years of age.. and from what ive been told has had girlfriends (breifly) but how does a 25 year old man in this day not know what a clit is? :eek:

Perhaps he thought you had a cleft palate and was winding you up.:p

Xavi6

Mate of mine is a plumber and he had a 17 year old apprentice working for him. The older lads told the naive young fella to go into the local hardware store and ask for 3 metres of fallopian tubing. The poor bloke did and all

nomorebadtown

"I once knew a Fr Clint Power..."

Dudess

gcgirl wrote: »

Personally i find it very funny!! Thats like asking a 25 yr old woman whats a penis?

Ah to be fair, asking what a vagina is would be more on a par with asking what a penis is.

Anyhoo, what's a clit? A girl's best friend that's what! I've heard of women who didn't discover it til their late 20s! :eek:

FX Meister

twanda wrote: »

LOL

LOL

Abi

snyper wrote: »

Now, 2 stroke is 25 years of age.. and from what ive been told has had girlfriends (breifly) but how does a 25 year old man in this day not know what a clit is? :eek:

Prolly why hes an ex tbh No fear of her goin' back either!

LeoGilly

davton wrote: »

lol,, could have been worse if she asked you to show it to her!!

I don't see that as being worse!! :rolleyes:

Susannahmia

Susannahmia wrote: »

She seemed to be under the impression that her clitoris was located inside her vagina.

Umm but it is also.

Off to google "3D model clit"

AckwelFoley

Infononymous wrote: »

Who cares?

GTFO like a good man/girl/transgender and stop wasting valuable internetz

Susannahmia

Moonbaby wrote: »

Umm but it is also.

Off to google "3D model clit"

Technically yeah if you want to be pedantic but come on! When talking about the clit most people are referring to the external part. She didn't know that that part had a sexual function.

Captain Darling

snyper wrote: »

GTFO like a good man/girl/transgender and stop wasting valuable internetz

Pussy.:D

Susannahmia

Susannahmia wrote: »

When talking about the clit most people are referring to the external part.

Eehh no.
I wonder if these women don't know because they are genetically blessed and never needed to find out.

javaboy

So snyper, what did you tell him?

brianthebard

Susannahmia wrote: »

Technically yeah if you want to be pedantic but come on! When talking about the clit most people are referring to the external part. She didn't know that that part had a sexual function.

this is even more confusing are you saying she knew she had a clit but hadn't ever noticed it was for fun?does she wear a chastity belt or summat?

AckwelFoley

Moonbaby wrote: »

Umm but it is also.

Off to google "3D model clit"

No need. Found it

here

Susannahmia

brianthebard wrote: »

this is even more confusing are you saying she knew she had a clit but hadn't ever noticed it was for fun?does she wear a chastity belt or summat?

Yeah to be honest I still don't really get it. She isn't that experienced but said that she has come with guys and quite easily. My theory is that her g spot is so frickin great that she doesn't even need to go near her clit....Lucky b****:D

AckwelFoley

javaboy wrote: »

So snyper, what did you tell him?

I went over to the 2 girls he was chatting up and when he'd gone to the jacks and told them... :pac: :pac:

javaboy

Susannahmia wrote: »

My theory is that her g spot is so frickin great that she doesn't even need to go near her clit....Lucky b****:D

Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo!

weemcd

A+ thread, one of the funniest ive read in here in a while. good work

Slidey

snyper wrote: »

No need. Found it

here

Oh its on...

Charlie browns.. tonight, bring some panadol b1tch

Helix

Susannahmia wrote: »

Yeah to be honest I still don't really get it. She isn't that experienced but said that she has come with guys and quite easily. My theory is that her g spot is so frickin great that she doesn't even need to go near her clit....Lucky b****:D

i was with a girl last year who thought her clit WAS her g-spot

oh boy did she get a surprise

javaboy

snyper wrote: »

I went over to the 2 girls he was chatting up and when he'd gone to the jacks and told them... :pac: :pac:

I'd say a lot of the time that would backfire and he'd end up going home with both so they could educate him.


Anyway, I've asked twice in a roundabout fashion for you to tell me what a clit is and you haven't told me so I'm assuming you don't know. You seem to think it's a guy standing beside a car or something. I reckon you started this thread half hoping somebody would explain it.

What I've gathered from this thread so far is that it's inside or outside (much like a belly button) the vagina (sp??) and it's for pleasure although some girls don't know about them (they probably have innys). It is not needed for sexual reproduction and if your g spot is great you don't need one at all. Have I got it right so far?


This should be stickied imo

AckwelFoley

javaboy wrote: »

Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo!

lol.. my sentiments exactly.

slideways wrote: »

Oh its on...

Charlie browns.. tonight, bring some panadol b1tch

No problem at all, however ive been told ponstan is better for a torn and ruptured cornhole.. and ive been told you dont like pain.

:pac:

Slidey

snyper wrote: »

lol.. my sentiments exactly.




No problem at all, however ive been told ponstan is better for a torn and ruptured cornhole.. and ive been told you dont like pain.

:pac:

Told.. ya right, me thinks the pikeys did a job on ya after they caught you tryin to steal their hair...

AckwelFoley

javaboy wrote: »

Anyway, I've asked twice in a roundabout fashion for you to tell me what a clit is and you haven't told me so I'm assuming you don't know. You seem to think it's a guy standing beside a car or something. I reckon you started this thread half hoping somebody would explain it.

What I've gathered from this thread so far is that it's inside or outside (much like a belly button) the vagina (sp??) and it's for pleasure although some girls don't know about them (they probably have innys). It is not needed for sexual reproduction and if your g spot is great you don't need one at all. Have I got it right so far?

In short.. its that thing that when your down there and you remember that she 2 weeks ago put her feet up on the dashboard of your volkswagen polo.. you put it in ur teeth and give it a little nibble. You can even flick it with your index finger too.... :eek:

javaboy

snyper wrote: »

In short.. its that thing that when your down there and you remember that she 2 weeks ago put her feet up on the dashboard of your volkswagen polo.. you put it in ur teeth and give it a little nibble. You can even flick it with your index finger too.... :eek:

Bite it. Flick it.

/scribbles notes furiously

As with all things secksual, the harder the better right? Former U-12 inter provincial subbuteo champion here. She's going to get the hardest finger flicking ever.

JC 2K3

Do people not read the internet?

10 minutes googling would educate you more than any sex ed class would ever do.

Some people are just retards, or maybe just not curious....

Ciaran500

I know a 25 year old girl who was insistent that you pee'd out your vagina and she only had one hole down there.