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Rabbit ripper shocks Germany! WTF?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Murder in Germany.

    I for one.....am not suprised.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    I'd be hopping mad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Very very strange... what could anyone possibly gain from killing rabbits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,934 ✭✭✭egan007


    Ban Donnie Darko


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Police fear he might START KILLING HUMONZZZZ!!!
    Run for your lives!
    Shocking animal cruelty the likes of which has never been seen before outside of the local butcher's!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Steve_o wrote: »
    Very very strange... what could anyone possibly gain from killing rabbits.

    Maybe someone's very paranoid about an outbreak of myxomatosis?

    I feel so sorry for that poor woman. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Steve_o wrote: »
    Very very strange... what could anyone possibly gain from killing rabbits.
    Rabbit Stew?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    Rabbit Stew?

    Using only the heads? Doesn't sound too appetising...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Using only the heads? Doesn't sound too appetising...

    Maybe they're making some sort of necklace.... :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,392 ✭✭✭TequilaMockingBird


    Police fear the attacker could switch from killing rabbits to killing people.

    Logical conclusion really.


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  • Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    Sacrificial rabbits!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    Theres a rabbit killer running rampant in Germany?
    Not surprised.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 290 ✭✭mollydolly271


    thats auful! seriously though there are strong links with animal killers and serial kilers most serial killers have shown signs of violence to animals first


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    If movies have taught us anything about those who harm rabbits we know that it's a female and recently spurned by her sexual partner.:D

    I find their claim that no blood is found rather odd, you can't cut something's head off without it bleeding all over the place for an instant before the heart stops (~3 seconds was the time frame I once heard referenced but that was for humans).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,216 ✭✭✭Kur4mA


    Meh, 'tis a bit stupid tbh. The country is in uproar because some chap REALLY likes rabbit stew.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Those pesky Germans. They're always up to something. First they tried to cook all the jews, now the rabbits - where will the madness end?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    German police have released an artists impression of the culprit:

    Link


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭dreamr


    farohar wrote: »
    I find their claim that no blood is found rather odd, you can't cut something's head off without it bleeding all over the place for an instant before the heart stops (~3 seconds was the time frame I once heard referenced but that was for humans).

    maybe the killer smothers them, then cuts their neck open, drains the blood, then chops the head off... it may be less messie that way??


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,661 Mod ✭✭✭✭Faith


    It's clearly a vampire with a conscience. He doesn't want to kill humans, so kills rabbits instead, draining their blood, then cutting off their heads so no-one notices the puncture wounds.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭dade


    farohar wrote: »
    I find their claim that no blood is found rather odd, you can't cut something's head off without it bleeding all over the place for an instant before the heart stops (~3 seconds was the time frame I once heard referenced but that was for humans).


    maybe he puts them in a bucket then cuts teh head off?


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    he's practicing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 135 ✭✭dreamr


    he's (or she's) a bunny-vampire. or a lazy vampire, cos the rabbits are all locked up. he should get a real challange like, go after a cat. those things are hard to catch!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    kyub wrote: »
    Meh, 'tis a bit stupid tbh. The country is in uproar because some chap REALLY likes rabbit stew.

    The article is written in an obvious ironic sensationalist manner, humanising the rabbits. So I doubt the whole country is in uproar, the journalist just wrote it as if he was writing about a 'real' serial killer. Which is a bit mean really, making fun out of the rabbits like that


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Was the woman in the article breeding rabbits or just keping them as pets?
    It sounds like a hare-raising story either way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    This is a job for Starsky and Hutch:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 335 ✭✭cobweb


    Apparently a rabbit survived and when he awoke in the hospital his first words were
    "What's up Doc?"


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    That kind of lame joke just bugs me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,465 ✭✭✭MOH


    It's Bishop Brennan. Everyone know he can't stand rabbits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,817 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    It's Josef Mengele collecting tissue samples to create a Fifth Reich of Nazi rabbit clones.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Somebody's been watching too much Dexter tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1 Fang96


    FuzzyLogic wrote: »
    Theres a rabbit killer running rampant in Germany?
    Not surprised.
    After hitler


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Rabbits crucified our lord and saviour!


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Dragan wrote: »
    Murder in Germany.

    I for one.....am not suprised.
    No one who speaks German could be an evil man!


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