The Man With 20 Kids.

El Weirdo

On BBC now... Keep it in your fcukin pants, mate!

biko

sorry bout that

Abi

Daily life with 49-year-old Mike Holpin and his controversial and ever-expanding family..

Mike has tattooed his family tree on his back in case he forgets any of his kids. He lives with his third wife Petrina and their nine children in a three-bedroom terraced house, with four boys in one bedroom and five girls in another. They are hugley overcrowded and often double up as there isn't enough space for them each to have their own bed.

The family live on benefits and get 27,000 pounds a year, and Mike does not care what other people think. The programme follows them through the chaos and extravagance of Christmas, the prospect of Mike being jailed for drink-driving, and his boys getting in trouble with the police.

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El Weirdo

Not much good on his back really, is it? Should have got it as a mirror-image on his chest á la Guy Pearce in Memento...

DenMan

Right now he may be trying for number 21!!!:D

fitz0

... ... what's the wife look like?

jimmycrackcorm

fitz0 wrote: »

... ... what's the wife look like?

Don't think he has ever had time to look up to see...

El Weirdo

A fcukin stunner!:rolleyes:

Abi

I'd happily spend the rest of my days in the nut-house on the best drugs than stick that shyte out.

Oswald Osbourne

If each of his progeny matched his reproductive rate they would double the worlds population in less than 200 years.

(Btw I have it on now and I can confirm that his wife is a stunner .... if you're into beastiality).

Giblet

More like 20 criminals.

orestes

He's not siring them, he's kidnapping them.

Take a look at that youngest blonde girl and tell me that she isn't Madeline Mc Cann

Oswald Osbourne

orestes wrote: »

Take a look at that youngest blonde girl and tell me that she isn't Madeline Mc Cann

Nah that can't be her. For one thing Madeline's dead.

smackbunnybaby

fitz0 wrote: »

... ... what's the wife look like?

the tide wouldnt take her out..

EDIT: Oh my God, he takes the kids to the park to play "throw the knife"

Oswald Osbourne

smackbunnybaby wrote: »

the tide wouldnt take her out..

EDIT: Oh my God, he takes the kids to the park to play "throw the knife"

... followed by "watch the 49 year old man jump off the top of the monkey bars and land 1 inch from his kids head"

Drag00n79

I know a guy with 21 children. He's so funny cos no matter what global event you're talking about, one of his kids (adults now) are involved or are there etc. He once told a friend of mine if he blew on her she'd be pregnant.

El Weirdo

Yes... I'm sure anyone who watched it will agree with me when I say that they are a class act.

Did the wife remind anyone else of Kathy Burke's Waynetta Slob from The Harry Enfield Show?

Magpie!

Was he in Coppers on the 20th or 21st of April last year?

sdanseo

Magpie! wrote: »

Was he in Coppers on the 20th or 21st of April last year?

Classic!

Pompey Magnus

BBC News link

"I don't believe in contraception whatsoever. I love miracles and every birth is a miracle in itself."

Ah bless him and his idiotic attitude towards family planning.

smellslikeshoes

He is building an army.

Sherifu

Somebody show him what a condom looks like :-\

Steve_o

Magpie! wrote: »

Was he in Coppers on the 20th or 21st of April last year?

lol, give his name into Ray D'Arcy and you'll soon find out!!!:D

R0ot

Daily life with 49-year-old Mike Holpin and his controversial and ever-expanding family..

Mike has tattooed his family tree on his back in case he forgets any of his kids. He lives with his third wife Petrina and their nine children in a three-bedroom terraced house, with four boys in one bedroom and five girls in another. They are hugley overcrowded and often double up as there isn't enough space for them each to have their own bed.

The family live on benefits and get 27,000 pounds a year, and Mike does not care what other people think. The programme follows them through the chaos and extravagance of Christmas, the prospect of Mike being jailed for drink-driving, and his boys getting in trouble with the police.

Okay.... here's a question how is tattooing (sp?) the names on his back going to help, he'll have to look in a mirror every time he wants to remember a name? :pac:

Kold

Oswald Osbourne wrote: »

Nah that can't be her. For one thing Madeline's dead.

Hahaha H5!!!!

Tha Gopher

I didnt know you could register as an alcoolic Do you get benefit for it?