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Medical achievements

dh0661 · 2008-07-05 21:24:57

Three doctors discussing their countries medical achievements, Israili doctor says we can take a kidney out of one man and put it in another, and he will be up and looking for work in six months. English doctor says we can take a lung out of one man and put in another, and he will be up and looking for work in five months.…

05-07-2008 9:24pm

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dh0661

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Three doctors discussing their countries medical achievements,

Israili doctor says we can take a kidney out of one man and put it in another, and he will be up and looking for work in six months.

English doctor says we can take a lung out of one man and put in another, and he will be up and looking for work in five months.

Irish doctor says we can take an areshole out of Offaly and make it head of government, and the whole country will be out looking for work in three months.

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#2 07-07-2008 9:04pm

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Just after getting that in a text...priceless!

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#3 07-07-2008 10:59pm

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I dont get it, is there anything to get?

how is the irish one related to the medical world?

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#4 08-07-2008 12:41pm

Sam Vimes

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ShoulderChip wrote: »

I dont get it, is there anything to get?

how is the irish one related to the medical world?

the heart, the lung and the arsehole are all body parts that were removed............

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#5 08-07-2008 8:17pm

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made me laugh, and got some giggles in the pub

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#6 09-07-2008 10:56am

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Lol very good!!!, thats comin to the pub with me!!:D

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