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nonsense jokes

The Bollox · 2008-07-04 15:37:46

I am looking for some nonsense jokes: the ones that make you laugh because the punchline is ridiculous. for example: why did the place crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread

04-07-2008 3:37pm

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The Bollox

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I am looking for some nonsense jokes: the ones that make you laugh because the punchline is ridiculous. for example:

why did the place crash?

the pilot was a loaf of bread

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#2 04-07-2008 3:40pm

beerbaron

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Why did the car crash into the train ?

Coz The car was the driver of the train !!

maybe it only works if Im 8 yrs old ?

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#3 04-07-2008 3:42pm

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How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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#4 04-07-2008 3:43pm

TeletextPear

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why couldnt rex bark?

because he was a goldfish

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#5 04-07-2008 3:44pm

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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The last word in nonsense jokes:

What's the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs is both the same

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#6 04-07-2008 3:46pm

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Why the the giraffe stand on the calculator?
Because the lion hid the abacus!!

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#7 04-07-2008 10:18pm

rocky25

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Why do elephants live in herds?

To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

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