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Threads you would never see in the Ladies Lounge

  • 03-07-2008 8:49pm
    #1
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭


    Will Barcelona do it next season?

    What is your favourite beer?

    Alternatives to spooning

    I want to ask my best friend to join us, but my boyfriend won't let me

    It's great to have a male mod like Zaph around here

    Great programs on Discovery channel


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  • #2
    kaimera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,396 ✭✭✭✭kaimera


    FHM: great literary reading.

    Doggystyle ftw every time.

    Should we get HBO?


  • #3
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,351 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Will Barcelona do it next season?l

    They'd only start talking about the great shopping in Barcelona if that was there. Not worth the hassle.
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    What is your favourite beer?

    Hmmm, might start this one myself...
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Alternatives to spooning

    Forking, obviously
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I want to ask my best friend to join us, but my boyfriend won't let me

    I've actually deleted several of these and sent PMs to the OP offering to stand in for the boyfriends. Still waiting for responses, i can't understand what's keeping them. :confused:
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    It's great to have a male mod like Zaph around here

    QFT
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Great programs on Discovery channel

    Apparently there aren't because America's Next Top Model isn't shown on Discovery. I learn something new every day over there.


  • #4
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Post your anal sex pics here.


  • #5
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    'i want my boyfriend to fart in bed and then dutch oven me but he wont'


  • #6
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    I think my bum is too small. Is there anything I can do to make it bigger?

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • #7
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    I don't care what anyone says, I think it tastes nice

    Exploring the myths behind surprise buttsecks


  • #8
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    why i prefer men to chocolate!!


  • #9
    Captain Slow IRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,651 ✭✭✭Captain Slow IRL


    Farting competitions at work

    2 girls, 1 cup, our version - photo's inside:)

    I'm getting addicted to rohypnol


  • #10
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Tampon alternatives to combat global warming
    My boyfriend houdini'd me, it won't wash off
    Isn't feminism the best joke ever?


  • #11
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    DarkJager wrote: »
    Tampon alternatives to combat global warming


    LOL you'd be surprised!


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  • #12
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    How about: 'Quickies are a great idea'


  • #13
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,351 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Cathooo wrote: »
    LOL you'd be surprised!

    Up until recently I would have been too. Now I'm just traumatised. :(


  • #14
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Cathooo wrote: »
    LOL you'd be surprised!

    Nothing surprises me in the ladies lounge.....its the like the PI of the feminist world!


  • #15
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Will Barcelona do it next season?

    What is your favourite beer?

    Alternatives to spooning

    I want to ask my best friend to join us, but my boyfriend won't let me

    It's great to have a male mod like Zaph around here

    Great programs on Discovery channel


    Wanna bet ?

    It's great to have a male mod like Zaph around here


  • #16
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Wibbs wrote: »
    I think my bum is too small. Is there anything I can do to make it bigger?

    Clearly you missed the j-lo inspired arse implants.

    http://www.cosmeticsurgeryconsultants.co.uk/Buttock-Implants-Augmentation.htm
    What does Buttock Implant Surgery Involve?

    The method of inserting and positioning your implant will depend on your preferences, anatomy and your surgeon's recommendation. Placed into each buttock area through a single incision overlying the tailbone, buttock implants are positioned to look as natural as possible for the optimal cosmetic effect. a 2-3 inch incision is made between the buttocks in the midline.

    The buttock muscle (gluteus maximus) is lifted up and a pocket is made just large enough for the implant. The implant is inserted into its pocket. The opposite side is then completed. Both sides are carefully examined in order to assure that the results look natural and symmetric. The incisions are then close by using fine, dissolving sutures which will also be taped for better support.


  • #17
    pebbles21
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,817 ✭✭✭pebbles21


    How can i persuade my man to stay in the pub more often with his mates???????


  • #18
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,217 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Clearly you missed the j-lo inspired arse implants.
    Clearly I did :D I'll leave the implanting anything in laydees arses well alone....

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • #19
    DJ_Spider
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭DJ_Spider


    I want my man to post more on Boards, especially BGRH
    How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
    How many times do BGRH organise beers?
    I love making sambos and serving beers
    Where is the best pub?
    Where is the best lapdancing club?
    I love farting in bed
    New beer on sale at Tesco
    Cheap rashers for sambos now in stores


  • #20
    dfx-
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Great programs on Discovery channel

    I'll take anyone on who doubts this title:mad:

    About time you got some credit too, Brother Zaphinettia:D


  • #21
    ShayK1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    Captain Slow IRL wrote: »

    I'm getting addicted to rohypnol

    ROFLMAO!!


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  • #22
    grames_bond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    this one wouldnt appear for many reasons

    "my bf wont let me give him a bj"


  • #23
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    I love lamp,
    I so enjoy my pole dancing classes,
    Deep throating is SO easy,
    Me, my model friend and her mate are in the bath... pics inside
    i love gingers


  • #24
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    He left the toliet seat up, and it turned me on.


  • #25
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Wilburt wrote: »
    I love lamp,
    I so enjoy my pole dancing classes,
    Deep throating is SO easy,
    Me, my model friend and her mate are in the bath... pics inside
    i love gingers

    You go too far!:mad:























    :D


  • #26
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Wilburt wrote: »
    i love gingers

    Yeah, like that's ever going to happen.


  • #27
    grames_bond
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,820 ✭✭✭grames_bond


    Wilburt wrote: »
    i love gingers

    this one is a thread you would never see ANYWHERE!


  • #28
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    • I think I look better without makeup
    • I got my hair done for €10
    • Parallel parking: it's so easy!
    • I recently changed the fuse on my telly
    • Opening Jars: the easy way
    • How I got away from a 6 Stars Wanted Level in GTA IV


  • #29
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Gaming and Porn are the best inventions ever!


  • #30
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    "my boyfriend/hubby and mother in law are nice to each other"


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  • #31
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    Kharn wrote: »
    Parallel parking: it's so easy

    Hai, I can parallel park. And its so easy.

    (Mind you it only took me the guts of 2 years driving to learn how)


  • #32
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    maple wrote: »
    Hai, I can parallel park. And its so easy.

    (Mind you it only took me the guts of 2 years driving to learn how)

    Would you mind showing me?

    The scratches/bumps on my car are testament to my lack of spatial awareness.


  • #33
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Kharn wrote: »
    • I got my hair done for €10
    I have to admit, my gf is pretty good at sniffing out bargains like this... she got her hair done for free and got a free pair of those ghd things for her time too!


  • #34
    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,885 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Wilburt wrote: »
    i love gingers

    Well fook that anyways.

    Gingers need love too!!!


  • #35
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Would you mind showing me?

    The scratches/bumps on my car are testament to my lack of spatial awareness.

    You just have to believe.

    (and get so p1ssed off at your brother laughing at you driving around town trying to find a space you can just drive into that you throw him out of the car and parallel park in a fit of temper. I believe the other cars were very afraid that day)


  • #36
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    maple wrote: »
    You just have to believe.

    You see, there's my problem - I believe this car will fit in that space. Bump. Oops.
    maple wrote: »
    (and get so p1ssed off at your brother laughing at you driving around town trying to find a space you can just drive into that you throw him out of the car and parallel park in a fit of temper. I believe the other cars were very afraid that day)

    So in my situation, it would be:

    (and get so p1ssed off at Lucy Lu laughing at you driving around town trying to find a space you can just drive into that you throw her out of the car and parallel park in a fit of temper. I believe the other cars were very afraid that day)

    Sounds so familiar.


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  • #37
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Why are you driving ?
    Really why isn't she driving and parking and you drinking or reovering form a hang over,
    tut tut bad from there Brother Tom.


  • #38
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Why are you driving ?
    Really why isn't she driving and parking and you drinking or reovering form a hang over,
    tut tut bad from there Brother Tom.

    Because she is disqualified from driving.


  • #39
    R0ot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,473 ✭✭✭R0ot


    I'm growing tired of these orgasms. (tbh probably wouldn't find this in here either) :pac:


  • #40
    Ginny
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 13,425 ✭✭✭✭Ginny


    Kharn wrote: »
    I think I look better without makeup
    I do
    Kharn wrote: »
    I got my hair done for €10
    Got me there
    Kharn wrote: »
    Parallel parking: it's so easy!
    It is once you learn
    Kharn wrote: »
    I recently changed the fuse on my telly
    Fuse, doing all DIY in house etc...
    Kharn wrote: »
    Opening Jars: the easy way
    With yore hand
    Kharn wrote: »
    How I got away from a 6 Stars Wanted Level in GTA IV
    Got me there, don't like GTA
    :D


  • #41
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Because she is disqualified from driving.

    Ok, I would like to point out that like most things I say on BGRH, that was a complete lie. :o

    Back on topic:

    Found any good articles in Playboy lately?


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  • #42
    Splinter
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Splinter


    "should i take up lapdancing so i have more money for my OH to go drinking"


  • #43
    nkay1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    Kharn wrote: »
    • I got my hair done for €10

    Or...

    DIY Haircuts: great way to save money in times of recession.


  • #44
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    Why can't every day be steak and BJ day?
    We're always wrong and men are right.
    Explain the offside rule to me again (it turns me on).
    Need help. Best way to please my man.
    I hate chocolate.


  • #45
    chickenhawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭chickenhawk


    Looking for an outfit to wear that everyone else will be wearing as well.

    OMG Sex and the City is such a sh1t programme.

    Size doesn't matter

    Maybe it's time we learned how to keep the toilet seat up!


  • #46
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Peeing standing up - a beginners guide.

    Why polygamy is for me


  • #47
    justsomebloke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    the who wouldn't DO jsb thread


  • #48
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Manwhores - the new internet menace, or sadly delusional, angry, lonely men?


  • #49
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    What's your favourite beer for burps?


  • #50
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Going to sleep after > cuddling any night!


  • #51
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    how GTA4 saved me and my man
    halo, everywoman should own a copy
    i feel bad for getting narky at my boyfriend, would a bj help?
    where is jsb's imaginary girlfriend
    salad! pfft! red meat and lots of it
    i love paying for my man
    shoe shopping! fúck that, sex for me all the way


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