I like eggs...

brianthebard

But i wonder if the chickens get off on laying them?I like to think they do.

Starryeyd

your eating their babies, so I'd say no...

brianthebard

But they are unfertilised,so they're more like a period no?

Starryeyd

mmmmm....PERIOD....*shudder* :eek:

You know I think it once in a while when you get a weird egg...you know two yokes or one with blood in it (actually making myself feel ill here) More to the point : Poached, scrambled, boiled or fried?

(P.S getting off on having your period everyday....your definatly a man..)

Loopy

Starryeyd wrote: »

actually making myself feel ill here

Me too :eek:

brianthebard

Never got a double yoke or blood.I like them in any way at all.Also i don't think a hen period is the same as a woman's,for a start it doesn't take 5 days.

Matt Holck

one serving of beef requires 10 servings of grain
one servung og chicken requires 3 servings of grain

I imagine eggs are milk require fewer servings of grain the slaughter

Bodhan

Chickens generate eggs everyday, no matter what. If there's a Cock in the henhouse some of those eggs can get fertilised when this happens you get chicks.
The Hens HAVE to lay eggs, if they don't its like constipation. So my point is the Hens Like to lay eggs, there must be a feeling of relief for them to pass something so big...so yes they do get off on it

Matt Holck

"but he instead spread his seed upon the feild
and god struck him down"

2 stroke

A true free range egg is fertilised.

Jesus Wept

Starryeyd wrote: »

mmmmm....PERIOD....*shudder*

You know I think it once in a while when you get a weird egg...you know two yokes or one with blood in it (actually making myself feel ill here) More to the point : Poached, scrambled, boiled or fried?

(P.S getting off on having your period everyday....your definatly a man..)

Periods must be great craic, I've seen the ads on telly.

KnifeWRENCH

These are the only eggs I eat:

Black Swan

He's a bad egg?

Bodhan

square_igloo wrote: »

These are the only eggs I eat:

You fry Cream eggs? Or maybe you boil them? Hmm I wonder what Cream eggs are like when they are cooked

Starryeyd

The-Rigger wrote: »

Periods must be great craic, I've seen the ads on telly.

Yes, I look forward to wearing my white trousers and laughing.

Redpunto

brianthebard wrote: »

But i wonder if the chickens get off on laying them?I like to think they do.

do people get off when theyre having a poo? Id say its a similar experience :D

brianthebard

Redpunto wrote: »

do people get off when theyre having a poo? Id say its a similar experience :D

as i said in the 'wrong hole' thread-theres no accounting for fetishes.

carchaeologist

An egg-celent idea?


Or deep fried creme egg anyone...mmmm....:pac::rolleyes: