Anyone else offended by Brian Cowens fat lips?

Celtic Lion

I just find them really irritating. Sometimes I look at him and can't help but grin at his comical appearance, but other times I just have a real urge to stick a pin in those rubber lips to try to deflate them. Anyone else feel the same way?

Stercus Accidit

Great first post

R0ot

Who?

445279.ie

I just want to stick him to a window!! :pac:

But they don't irritate me as such. There's so many other things in life that are worse.

Run_to_da_hills

I thought his second real name is Jagger.

Kiera

Depends where he is putting them

Steve

DCC160 wrote: »

I just want to stick him to a window!! :pac:

LOL:D

You should sell that idea to one of those sticky toy makers.

Heisenberg.

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Run_to_da_hills

DCC160 wrote: »

I just want to stick him to a window!! :pac:

We can do that during the next Lisbon referendum

Ruu_Old

Ian Paisley was offended too, you will remember from a few years ago perhaps. :pac:

"Someone told me the other day that the reason his lips were so thick was that when his mother was bringing him up he was a very disobedient young boy, so she used to put glue on his lips to keep him there and that has been recorded in his physical make-up.

"Away with him indeed and if he wants to use his lips to better effect, he should do it somewhere else, and go to people of like physical looks."

Steve_o

Celtic Lion wrote: »

I just find them really irritating. Sometimes I look at him and can't help but grin at his comical appearance, but other times I just have a real urge to stick a pin in those rubber lips to try to deflate them. Anyone else feel the same way?

I'm gonna hazard a guess that you have absolutely nothing better to worry about.... GET A JOB!!!!!

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

i reckon Ian Paisley should kiss Brian Cowen publically for all for the globe to see them big lips of theirs.

StiffLitlemicky

I like his lips, they make me laugh.

ejmaztec

I understand that he hasn't got an airbag on his steering wheel for some reason.

WoollyRedHat

Look at it this way.. Brian Cowen is his own personal hover. The wife and her old one must love when he hovers their clothes ( You could see the mother in law when he became taoiseach, looked like she hadn't got any in the best part of half a century.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northernireland/heartsandminds/ifyouaskme/images/2006_IYAM/090206_cartoon7.jpg

biko

I always thought he looked like a vogon

taidghbaby

well when global warmin hits and ireland is flooded, i'm gonna be holding onto them for dear life!!!!

beautiation

To be fair to those lips, they do hide a lot of his ugly face. Hopefully eventually they'll reach a point where they cover his whole body and he'll just become a fat offaly jelly.

Steve

biko wrote: »

I always thought he looked like a vogon

In fairness, if there's a bypass to be built, biffo's your man;)

Pride Fighter

Its probably from all the oral he does.

WoollyRedHat

Imagine Paisley, Harney and Cowen, in a threesome, in an elevator together, going at it ravagely.

Now have a good sleep

Pride Fighter

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Imagine Paisley, Harney and Cowen, in a threesome, in an elevator together, going at it ravagely.

Now have a good sleep

I think that would exceed the 1000lb weight limit:D:D:D

WoollyRedHat

Pride Fighter wrote: »

I think that would exceed the 1000lb weight limit:D:D:D

Well at the very least it will do the courtesy of other people not having to behold the site and having to gouge their eyes out!

Jigsaw

I was out for a drive there a couple of weeks back and I saw Brian Cowen as a passenger in a car near Kilbeggan. He had his shirt sleeves rolled up and had his arm out the window of an absolutely filthy late 90's Merc. No f**king airs and graces. I waved and he waved back. I thought that was good. No auld air of superiority. He went up in my estimations.

Why on earth would anyone be "offended" by his fat lips? You might find them unsightly but offended?

The Walsho

Kiera wrote: »

Depends where he is putting them

I just got sick in my mouth.

KnifeWRENCH

OP seems to think lips are inflatable? Sticking a pin in them wouldn't make them smaller.

Anyways I can't really comment on them because my lips are almost as big as his at the moment (side effect of medication :mad:)

Charlie

At least he doesn't do that weird thing Gordan Brown does with his lower lip every time he pauses mid sentence.

smellslikeshoes

The lips are the source of his power! As long as they stay full and luscious our economy will stay in the black

Celtic Lion

Jigsaw wrote: »

Why on earth would anyone be "offended" by his fat lips? You might find them unsightly but offended?

I dunno, because like as Taoiseach he's respresenting Ireland across the world, he's probably one of the most famous Irish men, and when hot foreign women who are thinking of coming over here see him, they'll think all Irish men look like that and so decide to stay where they are. He's giving us a bad name damnit! Can we organise a protest or something to try and force him to get his lips surgically reduced?

kerry4sam

In fairness i think what people should be focusing in on are the words coming out of his mouth and NOT his lips but hey :rolleyes: everyone is different

Sherifu

kerry4sam wrote: »

In fairness i think what people should be focusing in on are the words coming out of his mouth and NOT his lips but hey :rolleyes: everyone is different

We deal with the real issues in AH sonny jim.

GirlInterrupted

I can't look at the man without imagining him dribbling....yuk:eek:!

silvine

Imagine if him and Angelina Jolie had a kid! Hello would have to do a fold out spread for the baby's lip.

Nickibaby*

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

I can't look at the man without imagining him dribbling....yuk:eek:!

Totally agree, he always reminded me of a St Bernard dog (without any cuteness) eww

Latchy

He reminds me of the clever kid at school who doesnt have many friends .Gorden brown aint much better looking either