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  • 26-06-2008 4:15pm
    #1
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭


    What an investigative team we have here on the boards! If only we could harness this mystery-solving aptitude and use it to solve crimes nationally.



    Last Tuesday at approximately 3.14am, I witnessed a suspicious white van circling my area...


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  • #2
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    With "free sweets" written on the side?
    Why didn't you wave back?! you stuck-up git. No sweets for you. ever.


  • #3
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    boogle wrote: »
    What an investigative team we have here on the boards! If only we could harness this mystery-solving aptitude and use it to solve crimes nationally.



    Last Tuesday at approximately 3.14am, I witnessed a suspicious white van circling my area...

    Ford transit yes?

    The people driving it were 2 young, mid to late 20s men..


  • #4
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    you shouldnt accept free sweets fromn strangers in white vans!!! *tut tut*


  • #5
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    Karoma wrote: »
    With "free sweets" written on the side?
    Why didn't you wave back?! you stuck-up git. No sweets for you. ever.

    If by "sweets" you mean "power tools" and by "free" you mean "stolen", then yes I am stuck-up! :p


  • #6
    Ron DMC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,297 ✭✭✭Ron DMC


    Not really an investigave team, we just know how to use google. Not exactly a skill you put on your CV, is it?


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  • #7
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    ClioV6 wrote: »
    Ford transit yes?

    The people driving it were 2 young, mid to late 20s men..


    Yes Yes YES!


  • #8
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    ClioV6 wrote: »
    The people driving it were 2 young, mid to late 20s men..

    Both were Irish and looked unwashed


  • #9
    Feelgood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    boogle wrote: »
    Last Tuesday at approximately 3.14am, I witnessed a suspicious white van circling my area...

    Probably a slight hallucination from all that crack your smoking.


  • #10
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    free sweets come in white vans :eek:


  • #11
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    Ronny Mitchell wrote: »
    Not really an investigave team, we just know how to use google. Not exactly a skill you put on your CV, is it?

    Don't poo-poo it! We could totally eradicate the need for real, live law enforcement!


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  • #12
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    free sweets come in white vans :eek:

    Free sweets and years of post-traumatic stress


  • #13
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Ronny Mitchell wrote: »
    Not really an investigave team, we just know how to use google. Not exactly a skill you put on your CV, is it?

    /edits CV :(


  • #14
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    boogle wrote: »
    Free sweets and years of post-traumatic stress
    compo


  • #15
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    free sweets come in white vans :eek:

    Free sweets and the dispenser of the sweets...

    Ronny Mitchell wrote:
    Not really an investigave team, we just know how to use google. Not exactly a skill you put on your CV, is it?
    Did you know that if you google Google the Internets will crash?! Didn't think so. It stays on the CV.


  • #16
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    boogle wrote: »
    Don't poo-poo it! We could totally eradicate the need for real, live law enforcement!


    Isn't it amazing to be a mod?

    Karoma starts a thread

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055322751

    Karoma closes thread!
    :D


  • #17
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    mahamageehad wrote: »
    you shouldnt accept free sweets fromn strangers in white vans!!! *tut tut*
    But strangers in white vans have the best "sweets".


  • #18
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    ScumLord wrote: »
    But strangers in white vans have the best "sweets".

    o ya??!! Dats only an urban legend!! Its only tru on halloween!!! ;)


  • #19
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    mahamageehad wrote: »
    o ya??!! Dats only an urban legend!! Its only tru on halloween!!! ;)

    Is there something wrong with your brain or your keyboard?


    MIN2511: It was a crap thread. I closed it. I think I deserve a 5 minute ban. :(


  • #20
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Karoma wrote: »
    Is there something wrong with your brain or your keyboard?

    Wheres the fun gone from this forum??


  • #21
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    Don't take sweeties from men in white vans. If the van is red or blue you're good to go. Any other colour is a gray area :P
    Also, everyone knows that only honest blokes drive green vans, but unfortunately they don't offer sweets to strangers :(


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  • #22
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    mahamageehad wrote: »
    Wheres the fun gone from this forum??


    Some dodgy blokes in a white van stole it


  • #23
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    boogle wrote: »
    Don't take sweeties from men in white vans. If the van is red or blue you're good to go. Any other colour is a gray area :P
    Also, everyone knows that only honest blokes drive green vans, but unfortunately they don't offer sweets to strangers :(

    I thought it was the colour of the sweet not the colour of the van that mattered :confused:

    Blue sweetie or Red sweetie


  • #24
    eldeabroad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭eldeabroad


    boogle wrote: »
    What an investigative team we have here on the boards! If only we could harness this mystery-solving aptitude and use it to solve crimes nationally.



    Last Tuesday at approximately 3.14am, I witnessed a suspicious white van circling my area...


    could you be more specific about the time, and less approximate....:D



    kthanxbye


  • #25
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    eldeabroad wrote: »
    could you be more specific about the time, and less approximate....:D



    kthanxbye

    3:14:42 am :D


  • #26
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    Both had red hair and freckles, yes I remember those two gimps, stole my dog.


  • #27
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    mahamageehad wrote: »
    Wheres the fun gone from this forum??
    That's all it took to take all the fun out of this forum? Wait 'til you see what I did to your Corn Flakes...
    FunkZ wrote: »
    Both had red hair and freckles, yes I remember those two gimps, stole my dog.
    Unless you narrow it down, I say we round up all gingers and redheads.


  • #28
    MIN2511
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Karoma wrote: »

    MIN2511: It was a crap thread. I closed it. I think I deserve a 5 minute ban. :(

    Yeah you do...

    Can you be banned from AH?


  • #29
    Hobbes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,264 ✭✭✭✭Hobbes


    boogle wrote: »
    Last Tuesday at approximately 3.14am, I witnessed a suspicious white van circling my area...

    Haven't read the whole thread but it was most likely the guys that look for the free clothes that people put out for so called charities. They tend to do it very early in the morning.


  • #30
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Karoma wrote: »
    With "free sweets" written on the side?
    Why didn't you wave back?! you stuck-up git. No sweets for you. ever.
    Or if it's in the states...


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  • #31
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    Sherifu wrote: »
    Or if it's in the states...

    That is actually quite sinister... gives me the willies (yeah, the willies, that's right)




    Also, made me giggle.


  • #32
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    ok im confused: do i or do i not take sweets off men in white vans???


  • #33
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    ok im confused: do i or do i not take sweets off men in white vans???

    After weighing up the pros and cons, I'd say risk it.
    Pro: Free sweets
    Con: Free sodomy
    Pro: Spin in a cool van
    Con: Rapists usually carry inferior quality sweeties
    Pro: No money is involved
    Con: No dignity is involved


  • #34
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    boogle wrote: »
    Pro: No money is involved
    eh how is me being analy violated, and not getting paid for it a pro???

    crazy mofo!!!


  • #35
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    eh how is me being analy violated, and not getting paid for it a pro???

    crazy mofo!!!

    Duh! You don't have to pay for the sweeties. The anal rape is always gratis with these guys ;)


  • #36
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    free sweets are an important tool.

    essential infact


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  • #37
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    boogle wrote: »
    Duh! You don't have to pay for the sweeties. The anal rape is always gratis with these guys ;)
    do they supply the vaseline???


  • #38
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    do they supply the vaseline???

    There is a manky, half-used tub of brown pipe lubricant in the back of every white transit van.


  • #39
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    boogle wrote: »
    Duh! You don't have to pay for the sweeties. The anal rape is always gratis with these guys ;)
    actually i just noted your first pro is the same as your last!!!

    therefore more cons so im staying away from the white vans ;)


  • #40
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    taidghbaby wrote: »
    actually i just noted your first pro is the same as your last!!!

    therefore more cons so im staying away from the white vans ;)


    You're probably right. You'll be fine as long as you have fifteen euro to buy some pick n' mix. :)


  • #41
    Adyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭Adyx


    Ronny Mitchell wrote: »
    Not really an investigave team, we just know how to use google. Not exactly a skill you put on your CV, is it?

    We had an applicant who under Computer Skills on his CV, put PlayStation. I would say knowing how to use Google is a slight step up from that.


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  • #42
    The Hill Billy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,817 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    javaboy wrote: »
    I thought it was the colour of the sweet not the colour of the van that mattered :confused:

    Blue sweetie or Red sweetie

    The blue ones make your nipples deliciously sensitive. Trust me. :cool:


  • #43
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Hill Billy wrote: »
    The blue ones make your nipples deliciously sensitive. Trust me. :cool:

    I need an adult :(


  • #44
    boogle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    javaboy wrote: »
    I need an adult :(

    I think Hill Billy is one of those guys with a white van...


  • #45
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Karoma wrote: »
    It was a crap thread. I closed it. I think I deserve a 5 minute ban. :(
    Yore just dying for a quick fap, aren't you? :p


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