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Going Native

  • 26-06-2008 12:54pm
    #1
    Dragan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭


    Okay, so the end is nigh, zombies roam the streets and despite doing your best to survive the new world wide Hell you have been bitten in your last battle with the shambling dead and have at most an hour before you start to turn.

    What do you do? Put a bullet in your own head and refuse to become one of the zombie scum or embrace your new undead lifestyle and go with the flow?

    Me, i'd become Zombie King.


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  • #2
    Reku
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    This life is bad enough without having to continue to live an undead life afterwards, I'd do as per the crazy bomb nut in Stephen King's The Stand and go straight for the zombie king, ooh heya Dragan!:D
    Though screw waiting for the hand of god to set it off, I'd arm the damned thing before I get there and dispose of any means of disarming it


  • #3
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    The only noble thing to do is to kamikazee it. Or at the very least provide a distraction so others can escape. Shooting yourself will only waste a bullet someone could have used to save them self. Blowing yourself up and taking as many Zs as possible is the best course of action (and may guarantee a place in heaven along with 27 virgins).


  • #4
    white_falcon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭white_falcon


    Galvasean wrote: »
    The only noble thing to do is to kamikazee it. Or at the very least provide a distraction so others can escape. Shooting yourself will only waste a bullet someone could have used to save them self. Blowing yourself up and taking as many Zs as possible is the best course of action (and may guarantee a place in heaven along with 27 virgins).

    They never specifiy what kind of virgins they will be do they....(male or female...dang!)


  • #5
    missingtime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,942 ✭✭✭missingtime


    Dont think i could go along with being a zombie so i would fight on and just when i'm about to feel the urges, turn to my comrades and shout "damn it just ****ing kill me'


  • #6
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Take as many zombies to hell with me!


    I hope they serve beer in hell....:rolleyes:


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  • #7
    Reku
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    white_falcon wrote: »
    They never specifiy what kind of virgins they will be do they....(male or female...dang!)

    Technically they don't even specify if they're infected or not.:p


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