Lads, what kind of *ahem* hairstyle do ye prefer?

Magpie!

Jumping in at the deep end for a relative newbie but it's a source of debate among from friends and from lurking here for a while I reckon ye are the men to tell us! Also read an interesting thread in LL about waxing which put it into my mind to post here

I'll attempt to attach a poll but I've never done that before so in case I make a mess of it here are the options:

1)Bald as an egg
2)Landing strip
3)Somewhere between this (2) and (4)
4)Natural shape but tidied up
5)As nature intended

ETA
6) whatever you can get!

Lads I dunno where I went wrong but I can't seem to add a poll.

Smellyirishman

1 through 4.

Needs poll.

Landing strip FTW.


Nothing worse than a thick forest.

javaboy

You left out beehive and dreads.

listermint

Smellyirishman wrote: »

1 through 4.

Needs poll.

+1

SV

Landing strip!

Rb

Landing strip.

Men who like women completely bald down there are probably paedophiles and are best off avoided.

togster

bald and yes i am a paedo.

monkeyfudge

Done into dreadlocks!

sebastianlieken

Landing Strip or nothing.
Seriously, ladies. it's a MAJOR turnoff for alot of guys to have a massive bush down there. sSo for those to whome this message applies; go get the trimmers n blade out!

TheCaveman

was thinking the same thing lately, to start a tread like this, so OP you read my mind

But, if she occasionally go bald as an egg, she must maintain it well, as the *stuble* can be offputting

togster

Was with a girl once who had a landing strip. It started at her belly button, arrived at her gee, up her ass crack and terminated half way up her back.

Karoma

togster wrote: »

Was with a girl once who had a landing strip. It started at her belly button, arrived at her gee, up her ass crack and terminated half way up her back.

Prison: new people, new experiences. "girl" - sure.

FunkZ

Errr

2 back and sides, trim on the top and wait three weeks. Presto, perfect hair!

melekalikimaka

togster wrote: »

bald and yes i am a paedo.

yup


...me too

justsomebloke

eh, I have a goatee so I'm not really put off by the sensation of a "bit" of natural hair, so what ever.*



*however if she was ugly something well groomed would be a must so that I could keep my head down there without having to look at her properly

c - 13

I'm not really fussy as long as its trimmed but I have a preference for nothing there.

Guess I must be a peado too, suppose ill cancel on the gym and go fuck some kids tonight instead ...

The Bollox

landing strip ftw!

togster

togster wrote: »

Was with a girl once who had a landing strip. It started at her belly button, arrived at her gee, up her ass crack and terminated half way up her back.

Sounds more like she had the seat of a swing surgically attached to her body

togster

c - 13 wrote: »

Guess I must be a peado too, suppose ill cancel on the gym and go fuck some kids tonight instead ...

Bouncy castles ftw. Its all the bouncing around. makes them crazy.

Kovik

Not too pushed as long as things are tidy. Can't handle hair beyond the bikini line, though. That's a no-no.

togster

Deleted User wrote: »

Sounds more like she had the seat of a swing surgically attached to her body

No she had a hairy body. Like one of those rough haired terriers. A whore to go though

Kovik

togster wrote: »

Bouncy castles ftw. Its all the bouncing around. makes them crazy.

Gingerbread House > Bouncy Castle

jester77

1-3, nothing worse than coughing up fur balls or that hair that gets lost in your mouth that you just can't find.

There is also something kinky about a little bit of stubble, adds to the pleasure

Hal1

Shaved snatch ftw!

javaboy

togster wrote: »

yes i am a paedo.

melekalikimaka wrote: »

me too

c - 13 wrote: »

I must be a peado too, suppose ill cancel on the gym and go fuck some kids tonight instead ...

:eek: Boards.ie's secret paedo ring exposed!

120_Minutes

as bald as kojack, thanks!

Rb

c - 13 wrote: »

Guess I must be a peado too, suppose ill cancel on the gym and go fuck some kids tonight instead ...

Just ensure you've got your excuses in order in case Chris Hansen appears with his camera crew.

aidan24326

Definitely like it trimmed at least, but option 1 works too.

justsomebloke

Rb wrote: »

Just ensure you've got your excuses in order in case Chris Hansen appears with his camera crew.

or get a photo of her before hand and get a fake ID done up for her saying she is legal

Sparky

Oh shi-

Chris Haaaaaansen

Landing strip or shaved kippers ftw though.

Ruu_Old

c - 13 wrote: »

I'm not really fussy as long as its trimmed but I have a preference for nothing there.

Guess I must be a peado too, suppose ill cancel on the gym and go fuck some kids tonight instead ...

Have a seat. :pac:

c - 13

"Jesus Christ man - she's thirteen for Christ sake"
"Don't worry about it I ain't superstitious"

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If I can stick me mickey in it I don't care if it's hairy, shaved or whatever.

One burd I got jiggy with though, she was off the wall, hair down her thighs and everything, I was picking hair out of me teeth for a week after that.

The complete bald look can be nice, so can a hairy gee though.

No preference really.

Sherifu

DesF wrote: »

One burd I got jiggy with though, she was off the wall, hair down her thighs and everything, I was picking hair out of me teeth for a week after that.

:eek:

As long as it's not a monkey puzzle I don't mind.

dos30

Peado style. You have to get a poll on this

Sparky

DesF wrote: »

If I can stick me mickey in it I don't care if it's hairy, shaved or whatever.

One burd I got jiggy with though, she was off the wall, hair down her thighs and everything, I was picking hair out of me teeth for a week after that.

The complete bald look can be nice, so can a hairy gee though.

No preference really.

LOL brilliant

The Hill Billy

Option 3.

Methinks though that half the posters here have yet to see a gee in the "flesh" so to speak. Children pretending to be paedos. The ironing is delicious.

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Hill Billy wrote: »

Methinks though that half the posters here have yet to see a gee in the "flesh" so to speak.

Rly?

The Hill Billy

Ya rly. Then again, maybe I'm just a suspicious ol' fart.

miles teg

Any style you can set your watch to

LadyE

Is this exclusive to the boys..are girls not allowed a preferable *hairstyle* for the boys?

_blank_

Hill Billy wrote: »

Ya rly. Then again, maybe I'm just a suspicious ol' fart.

I used to know a girl who could do gee farts, on demand.

Classy.

The Hill Billy

LadyE wrote: »

Is this exclusive to the boys..are girls not allowed a preferable *hairstyle* for the boys?

Double up-side-down afro ftw!

Holsten

Option 1.

srdb20

DesF wrote: »

I used to know a girl who could do gee farts, on demand.

Classy.

Definitely something to put on the CV

chopperbyrne

LadyE wrote: »

Is this exclusive to the boys..are girls not allowed a preferable *hairstyle* for the boys?

We have more than one style????

Damn those metrosexuals!

MIN2511

LadyE wrote: »

Is this exclusive to the boys..are girls not allowed a preferable *hairstyle* for the boys?

True!!!!
We should start ours...

Why should women be as smooth as a baby and men as hairy as ape?

srdb20

MIN2511 wrote: »

True!!!!
We should start ours...

Why should women be as smooth as a baby and men as hairy as ape?

Why not?

javaboy

MIN2511 wrote: »

True!!!!
We should start ours...

Why should women be as smooth as a baby and men as hairy as ape?

Phrases like "smooth as a baby" probably don't help with the whole "prefers baldy therefore paedo" thing.

Then again hairy as an ape implies a bit of a bestiality fetish. :eek:

Dun laoire

Rb wrote: »

Landing strip.

Men who like women completely bald down there are probably paedophiles and are best off avoided.

I too am a pedo. If i want hair i'll munch on my armpit