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Funny similes

  • 23-06-2008 6:47pm
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    acoc100
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    Here are a few I made up earlier if anyone as other ones to add feel free.

    As hungry as bobby sands at an all you can eat buffet

    As horny as a handless virgin

    As alert as a skydiver on cocaine

    As ambitious as the dwarf wanting to win the high jump

    As cagey as the pope at an atheists convention

    As cheerful as Santa Claus on ecstasy

    As clumsy as a sumo wrestler doing ballet

    As cold as a nudist in the Antarctic

    As damp as Shane McGowan’s mattress

    As deep as a irritable bowel syndrome suffers underpants drawer


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