Absolute power...

AKQJStavros

...Corrupts absolutly? I never really considered what this phrase truly meant until the disguisting actions I have been subjected too on this message board since signing up only recently. I don't know if there's a clique in place I offended, or some higher power working in the shadows, the Illuminati of boards.ie, conspiring to keep me from expressing my GOD GIVEN RIGHT as a human being to express myself but whatever it is is like chewing on a lemon. It leaves a sour taste in the mouth...

Call it neo facism, call it communism, call it a vulgar abuse of a power bestowed upon weak men by even weaker overlords, call it whatever you will, it stinks.

Just the other day, I signed up to this forum because of my love of poker, and my love of my fellow man. As such, a poker forum, populated largely by these people's, seemed the perfect destination for the good ship AKQJStavros. I drifted in to shore, and layed down my anchor of good spirits and immense knowledge of the pokores and was ready to experience the duality of sharing and learning with people I respected. All seems well so far? Well beneath the surface of innocents lies the merky waters of deceit and treachery.

Let's get one thing right - I'm a straight shooter. I say it how it is. I shoot from the hip, and I take no prisoners with with off the cuf 'tude. Maybe this is too much for the pampered world of boards, and perhaps my injection of reality into our little dreamland threatened to overpower us like heroin to a reformed junkie, but the day AKQJStavros keeps his mouth shut will be a cold day in HELL, mark my words.

Maybe I'm brash? But I logged onto pokoooore and I saw people spamming the forum with their nonsense, and I saw the mods bending over and taking it like the cheap hookers they are. Well I said it how it was, and demanded there be action, with my straight to the point post of "modz ban the trolls plz" - You can look this up. The higher ups, if there are any non corrupt ones in there lining their pockets with the blood money of innocent posters, can check and see I recieved an infraaaaaaaaction for this post. Why? How can you justify this? Please, tell me what I did wrong in that post?

And now, now I'm banned from the pokers. The onle thing I truly love taken from me by bourish men drunk on power and high on criminal nature.

I put to you, any decent people out there who read this, stop the madness! Restore what is rightfully mine! I'm a ticking time bomb liable to go off at any minute, I don't want to resort to threats, but I'll do whatever I can within my power to have my place in poker restored and those who did it brought to justice.

Regards,
AKQJStavros

Cliff notes - Unban me from poker please.

Amz

tl dr

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

welcome to hell, grab a fleece from the rack.

Gone West

AKQJStavros wrote: »

the Illuminati of boards.ie

He knows too much...

Marcus.Aurelius

*fetches popcorn*

*calls Sherifu*

*waits*

Links please!!

Mena

Considering there is no god does that mean you have no right to express yourself?

AKQJStavros

Mena wrote: »

Considering there is no god does that mean you have no right to express yourself?

Well apparently on this forum :rolleyes:

I wouldn't expect any less, don't bite the hand that feeds you, even if it is covered in the blood of the innocent.

Marcus.Aurelius

Mena wrote: »

Considering there is no god does that mean you have no right to express yourself?

Perhaps our good ship doesn't understand that Boards is a private site and is not subject to freedom of speech rules?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

we should totally have an inquisition

Anti

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

He knows too much...

haha

AKQJStavros

Amz wrote: »

tl dr

Well I'd advise that you do. And use your power for good - All it takes for evil to prevail is good men to do nothing.

seamus

All it takes for trolls to prevail is good men to do nothing.

Fixed that for you.

Mena

Marcus.Aurelius wrote: »

Perhaps our good ship doesn't understand that Boards is a private site and is not subject to freedom of speech rules?

We really need to keep this secret, if more people found out we'd lose the silly feedback threads that have now become a particularly satisfying part of my day.

How the hell can you have breakfast before reading a fight the illuminati power crazed psychotic machine that is boards?

AKQJStavros

seamus wrote: »

Fixed that for you.

w...t...f?

I feel like Nelson Mandella, I'm being put away for nothing but the tryanny of others. One day I'll be free, and you'll all be brought to justice, and boards will be liberated. And that, my friend, will be a fine day.

Mena

AKQJStavros wrote: »

I feel like Nelson Mandella

Limp and passed your sell-by-date?

6th

AKQJStavros wrote: »

bestowed upon weak men

Hey! Some of them are chicks! :pac:

AKQJStavros

Mena wrote: »

We really need to keep this secret, if more people found out we'd lose the silly feedback threads that have now become a particularly satisfying part of my day.

How the hell can you have breakfast before reading a fight the illuminati power crazed psychotic machine that is boards?

Look I make alot of money from the pokores, what you call ten years sub to this board I call half a buy in. Maybe if I 'subscribed', comformed to the well oiled machine that is boards, lined the pockets of evil with the hard earned money of the innocent, maybe then I'd be allowed on pokores?

But unlike you, I wont do it. I wont support this evil with anything but the contempt and bile of my soul. But can I please get unbanned anyway?

6th

Mena wrote: »

Limp and passed your sell-by-date?

You're thinking of Pele :rolleyes:

AKQJStavros

Mena wrote: »

Limp and passed your sell-by-date?

Please! I never limp...Limpings for weaktights, yo.

Mena

AKQJStavros wrote: »

Look I make alot of money from the pokores, what you call ten years sub to this board I call half a buy in. Maybe if I 'subscribed', comformed to the well oiled machine that is boards, lined the pockets of evil with the hard earned money of the innocent, maybe then I'd be allowed on pokores?

But unlike you, I wont do it. I wont support this evil with anything but the contempt and bile of my soul. But can I please get unbanned anyway?

I'm starting to like this guy

Dragan

AKQJStavros wrote: »

w...t...f?

I feel like Nelson Mandella, I'm being put away for nothing but the tryanny of others. One day I'll be free, and you'll all be brought to justice, and boards will be liberated. And that, my friend, will be a fine day.

It helps if you have links to posts that back up your point. If you are banned then you can still get them by just not logging in and surfing as one of those weird lurker types.

For what it's worth, in my experience, the kind of people who term themselves "straight shooters" invariably mean "I have very little manners but a lot of opinion"?

Could that have been the problem? Tune in next post, when the OP may reveal links that back up his statements!

AKQJStavros

Then use your political pull to get me unbanned

brianthebard

AKQJStavros wrote: »

w...t...f?

I feel like Nelson Mandella, I'm being put away for nothing but the tryanny of others.

wow,just wow.you sure do like your metaphors and similies sir. nm has nothing on you though,you own the rights to fight teh powa!

_blank_

AKQJStavros wrote: »

Then use your political pull to get me unbanned

OK, I've unbanned you.

Marcus.Aurelius

ditto

A troll for the unwashed masses!

AKQJStavros

Dragan wrote: »

It helps if you have links to posts that back up your point. If you are banned then you can still get them by just not logging in and surfing as one of those weird lurker types.

For what it's worth, in my experience, the kind of people who term themselves "straight shooters" invariably mean "I have very little manners but a lot of opinion"?

Could that have been the problem? Tune in next post, when the OP may reveal links that back up his statements!

I can't because I'm banned and AKQJStavros logs out for no man, but if you carefully research my 17 strong post history, you will see no evidence of anything other than straight talking and perhaps raw genius.

AKQJStavros

DesF wrote: »

OK, I've unbanned you.

You may think this finely tuned piece of propaganda is enough to fool the masses into falling back in line, but not so my friend, you have once again underestimated the will of the human spirit.

This is all LIES. I am still banned from Poker, and injustice still reigns supreme :rolleyes:

Hobbes

AKQJStavros wrote: »

the Illuminati of boards.ie, conspiring to keep me from expressing my GOD GIVEN RIGHT as a human being to express myself

Yea like these comedic gems. Although for someone with such a low post count you seem to have a large opinion on the mods. It is almost like you had a different nickname before.

I am not familar with poker forum rules but you do appear to be trolling according to the locals.

Lastly until this whine, I didn't even knew you existed. Clearly the conspiracy is working.

Agent Smith

AKQJStavros wrote: »

Blah blah blah

"with great power, comes great responsibility"



RIP BEN

_blank_

That john lennon thread was fairly funny.

Doctor DooM

Agent Smith wrote: »

"with great power, comes great responsibility"



RIP BEN

Awesome.

Man this is a quality troll!

AKQJStavros

Hobbes wrote: »

Yea like these comedic gems. Although for someone with such a low post count you seem to have a large opinion on the mods. It is almost like you had a different nickname before.

I am not familar with poker forum rules but you do appear to be trolling according to the locals.

Lastly until this whine, I didn't even knew you existed. Clearly the conspiracy is working.

Stavros is a common name :rolleyes:

I was drunk for that first one, and was loling to myself over a hilarious burn I had recieved and felt I'd share it with the community to break the ice, as it were, and win the hearts and minds of the people through the medium of laughter. Well, excuse me for trying :rolleyes:

I can't see the others but how do we know these 'locals' aren't planted there by mods, who have a history of planting evidence I'm sure...Don't believe all you read, unless it has AKQJStavros to the left of it.

Dragan

AKQJStavros wrote: »

I can't because I'm banned and AKQJStavros logs out for no man, but if you carefully research my 17 strong post history, you will see no evidence of anything other than straight talking and perhaps raw genius.

Research indicates you are a multi account, hence your ban.

It helps if you only post under the one account rather than setting up two so you can be two different folk and see which one is "cooler".

Me thinks you have no argument.

Marcus.Aurelius

But he's funny!!

And we likes teh funneah!

Hitchhiker's Guide to...

that song was a classic piece of (very funny) trolling. Can't believe i'm the only person to thank it so far.

CHD

I think he should be un-banned

Dragan

Marcus.Aurelius wrote: »

But he's funny!!

And we likes teh funneah!

So let him be funny under one account.

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

Marcus.Aurelius

Dragan wrote: »

So let him be funny under one account.

killjoy.

Nevyn

AKQJStavros wrote:

tbh

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

AKQJStavros

I'm sick of the unjustice and words just aren't getting through, so I wrote another song, maybe this will get through to the people?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=56340625#post56340625

faceman

In other news i got 40 gamerscore unexpectedly while playing GTAIV the other night.

Dragan

It reads like a poem.

Songs need music.;)

AKQJStavros

The Scientist wrote: »

Back seat modding isn't allowed, this is why you were infracted. Thought i'd clear that up for you before this thread is infested with cat pics.

Also iirc there have been at least 2 posters banned from the poker forum with 'Stavros' in their username.
I'm not suggesting anything, just making an observation.

First of all, there was a poll up telling the mods how to do their jobs, not just me, yet I'm singled out :rolleyes:

Also Stavros is a common name and it just so happens that people called Stavros generally play Poker, what if there's two Johns on there, would you also point the finger!? I'm an innocent man - In a living hell.

AKQJStavros

Dragan wrote: »

It reads like a poem.

Songs need music.;)

What kind of music would you suggest? I'm working on it as we type

Wazdakka

It actually hurts to laugh anymore

This guy is fantastic... Quite possibly the wittiest troll I have ever read.

OP methinks you have a very little chance of getting the ban lifted..
But my god this is funny :pac:


FIGHT THE POWAH!!!!!!

Dragan

AKQJStavros wrote: »

What kind of music would you suggest? I'm working on it as we type

Ideally some kind of low key, errie piano piece with a big stomping chorus.

AKQJStavros

There's a groundswell of support coming out for AKQJStavros here. Mods, don't make me a the scapegoat that brings this whole thing down, meet me half way, just let me have my poker.

Maybe a poll could be started, but do I trust the mods to keep actual results public? Not entirely...

Dragan

Me thinks the only poll that will end up being started is whether or not to perma ban if you have been setting up more than one account.

I thought that was very much a no go for online poker players???

Sherifu

Marcus.Aurelius wrote: »

*calls Sherifu*

Sorry, I was in a meeting.

Stavros ya auld bollix, how the hell are ya?