Now THAT is the way sex should be.

Overheal

Creamy Goodness

he's missing a beer tbh.

brianthebard

Cremo wrote: »

he's missing a beer tbh.

the woman is holding it for him.

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AlmightyCushion

You should have photoshoped the boards home page on to the laptop screen then pretend you are getting some right now.

ChewChew

ah no lads, in all fairness, she should have a nice ladeee drink in one hand like a cosmopolitan and his beer in the other hand. He does have to master the deed while comfortably typing on the lappy. So she also deserves an alcoholic beverage.

Creamy Goodness

brianthebard wrote: »

the woman is holding it for him.

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but if she's holding it and they are doing the reverse cow girl position how's he going to drink it?

Sherifu

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You should have photoshoped the boards home page on to the laptop screen then pretend you are getting some right now.

Nobody would believe that

trout

Sherifu wrote: »

Nobody would believe that

Why not? Plenty of people view boards.ie on a laptop :cool:

star-pants

I've got boards.ie on my laptop
I'm not in any sort of position like the quoted pic though.

well... the laptop would overheat on his stomach (like both parties will be fairly warm at this point as it is)
If she were holding beer for him a) as someone pointed out how would she hand it to him and b) tbh... eh... unless there's no action going on, that beer will be quickly flat and/or all over the bed/laptop

brianthebard

Cremo wrote: »

but if she's holding it and they are doing the reverse cow girl position how's he going to drink it?

siphon?

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justsomebloke

star-pants wrote: »

I've got boards.ie on my laptop
I'm not in any sort of position like the quoted pic though.

well... the laptop would overheat on his stomach (like both parties will be fairly warm at this point as it is)
If she were holding beer for him a) as someone pointed out how would she hand it to him and b) tbh... eh... unless there's no action going on, that beer will be quickly flat and/or all over the bed/laptop

In the interest of science I am willing to let myself be used used as a guinea pig with one of the wimmins to see how this would work

Tom Dunne

star-pants wrote: »

well... the laptop would overheat on his stomach (like both parties will be fairly warm at this point as it is)

Actually, if it was the Asus EEE ultra-portable laptop, it has a much lower heat dissipation limit, so would be ideally suited to this situation.

star-pants wrote: »

If she were holding beer for him a) as someone pointed out how would she hand it to him and

She could swivel.

star-pants wrote: »

b) tbh... eh... unless there's no action going on, that beer will be quickly flat and/or all over the bed/laptop

She could keep one arm outstretched, with the beer in her hand, therefore keeping it safe until required.

The Recliner

star-pants wrote: »

I've got boards.ie on my laptop
I'm not in any sort of position like the quoted pic though.

well... the laptop would overheat on his stomach (like both parties will be fairly warm at this point as it is)
If she were holding beer for him a) as someone pointed out how would she hand it to him and b) tbh... eh... unless there's no action going on, that beer will be quickly flat and/or all over the bed/laptop

Brain overloads at the images being imagined

star-pants

okay - even if the low heat laptop
swiveling could result in pulled muscles
and... holding it out at a safe distance won't stop it from being jolted?

trout

The young lady may wish to investigate a beer dispensing hat ... *ahem*

star-pants

There'd have to be a strap to keep in on the lady.
And would it stop the jolting creating a lot of..... foam... (careful choice of words)

justsomebloke

also in place of the mirror in the background, we could investigate the possibility of replacing the mirror in the background with a LCD TV for the football

Tom Dunne

jsb wrote: »

we could investigate the possibility of replacing the mirror in the background with a LCD TV for the football

PCMCIA TV Tuner card for the laptop.

Ahem.

P.C.

trout wrote: »

The young lady may wish to investigate a beer dispensing hat ... *ahem*

Also good for drinking beer in the bath - beer does not get warm.:D

trout

star-pants wrote: »

There'd have to be a strap to keep in on the lady.
And would it stop the jolting creating a lot of..... foam... (careful choice of words)

A harness. I said harness

This situation clearly requires careful placement of the gimbals.

I said gimbals!

star-pants

gimbals? what are they?
suspension in the hat?

*confused*

trout

star-pants wrote: »

gimbals? what are they?
suspension in the hat?

*confused*

When it comes to the gimbals ... wikipedia is yore friend - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gimbal


I said gimbals!

star-pants

see I think this is just too much effort for the brothers... organising hats and suspension and all sorts of working out angles

why make something simple and good so complicated?
the lady can just fetch beer and sambos after (whilst you catch up on boards.ie on your laptop)
I personally wouldn't like a sweaty laptop.. nor potential beer hat ruining the dynamics

trout

star-pants wrote: »

see I think this is just too much effort for the brothers... organising hats and suspension and all sorts of working out angles

why make something simple and good so complicated?
the lady can just fetch beer and sambos after (whilst you catch up on boards.ie on your laptop)
I personally wouldn't like a sweaty laptop.. nor potential beer hat ruining the dynamics

Hello. I love you. Won't you tell me yore name :cool:

I like the sambos bit ... that's class that is. Soup-erb work out of you. Top of the class.

P.C.

star-pants wrote: »

see I think this is just too much effort for the brothers... organising hats and suspension and all sorts of working out angles

why make something simple and good so complicated?
the lady can just fetch beer and sambos after (whilst you catch up on boards.ie on your laptop)
I personally wouldn't like a sweaty laptop.. nor potential beer hat ruining the dynamics

I am with you on that.

Why don't you make sure you get some, then you can go down the pub for a few drinks.

star-pants

trout wrote: »

Hello. I love you. Won't you tell me yore name :cool:

how sweet of you to say my dear

The Recliner

star-pants wrote: »

see I think this is just too much effort for the brothers... organising hats and suspension and all sorts of working out angles

why make something simple and good so complicated?
the lady can just fetch beer and sambos after (whilst you catch up on boards.ie on your laptop)
I personally wouldn't like a sweaty laptop.. nor potential beer hat ruining the dynamics

I may say this to a lot of women around here but I truly mean it this time

I am in love

Sparky

Who the fcuk took that pic?

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justsomebloke

star-pants wrote: »

see I think this is just too much effort for the brothers... organising hats and suspension and all sorts of working out angles

why make something simple and good so complicated?
the lady can just fetch beer and sambos after (whilst you catch up on boards.ie on your laptop)
I personally wouldn't like a sweaty laptop.. nor potential beer hat ruining the dynamics

and this is why I missed you on friday night

*swooooonnnnnnnnnn*

Looby_Loo

The Recliner wrote: »

I may say this to a lot of women around here but I truly mean it this time

I am in love

You didnt mean it when you said it to me???

The Recliner

Looby_Loo wrote: »

You didnt mean it when you said it to me???

Well of course I meant it my dear but even you have to admit that after Sp's posts this evening you would abandon me for her

Sherifu

Spankeh wrote: »

Who the fcuk took that pic?

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Stan Collymore?

ntlbell

Sherifu wrote: »

Stan Collymore?

she's not getting the laptop planted into the back of her head

or a bottle thrown at her

couldn't be him...

kmart6

Cremo wrote: »

he's missing a beer tbh.

The other women is gone to get him a nice chilled one!

Sparky

that dude is clearly on cam4

amirite?

Zaph

kmart6 wrote: »

The other women is gone to get him a nice chilled one!

Absolutely. The only logical solution to the problem is to have another woman there feeding the Brother beer and other nutrients while the lady in the picture takes care of the other business at hand.

Looby_Loo

The Recliner wrote: »

Well of course I meant it my dear but even you have to admit that after Sp's posts this evening you would abandon me for her

Superficial much???


Yeah Id be gone , much quality shown SP!!

trout

Zaph wrote: »

Absolutely. The only logical solution to the problem is to have another woman there feeding the Brother beer and other nutrients while the lady in the picture takes care of the other business at hand.

Good thinking. They could alternate roles as well ... in the interest of fairness.

Talliesin

Cremo wrote: »

he's missing a beer tbh.

I've done this, but I had wine (not great wine, but pretty good). Is that okay?