Late night profound thoughts...

JC 2K3

Nothing really matters except my cup of tea. I mean it may be gone soon, but while it lasts, it remains the single most important thing in the universe - from my point of view anyway, and given that I can't prove that any other points of view exist, mine is the only valid one. Then again, how can I be sure that the tea exists at all?

MizzLolly

I studied this in philosophy last year.

Please...


Don't make me relive it..

KnifeWRENCH

Throw the tea on your face. If you scream in pain, the tea exists.

JC 2K3

^Ok.

Now I'm wet and slightly warm. No screams of pain. Is it real?

Frisbee

Drink Coffee instead!

JC 2K3

MizzLolly wrote: »

I studied this in philosophy last year.

Please...


Don't make me relive it..

Relive what?:pac:

MizzLolly

Those lectures which may or may not have existed. :pac:

thusspakeblixa

Yes
I am in fact an unbelievably popular English priest who loves daytime, and none of this is real.
*OK guys, it's over, he found out*

Aisling(",)

why is it called a tooth brush when you use it to brush your teeth?

if toast lands butter side down and a cat lands on its feet what happens if you stick toast butter side up onto a cats back and throw it out a window?it lands on its side?anti gravity?goes back in time?

KnifeWRENCH

JC 2K3 wrote: »

^Ok.

Now I'm wet and slightly warm. No screams of pain. Is it real?

You added milk, didn't you? That blurs your percetion of reality you know.
I mean, how are you supposed to know if the tea is real if it doesn't even scald you?
Damn cow-juice of Satan. :mad:

MizzLolly

"So's yer face!"

:cool:

JC 2K3

JC 2K3

square_igloo wrote: »

You added milk, didn't you? That blurs your percetion of reality you know.

Aw man, and I thought it was all the mescaline in it!*


*Not actually on mescaline

Why am I actually loving an Enrique Englesias song?

Aisling(",)

JC 2K3 wrote: »

solves my quiestion thanks ya

KnifeWRENCH

Deleted User wrote: »

Why am I actually loving an Enrique Englesias song?

[Cork knacker accent] Coz you're ghey

Huhr huhr. [/Cork knacker accent]

cHaTbOx

square_igloo wrote: »

[Cork knacker accent] Coz you're ghey

Huhr huhr. [/Cork knacker accent]

You didnt have to actually put on an accent on you already had it:D

KnifeWRENCH

random chatbox wrote: »

You didnt have to actually put on an accent on you already had it:D

Alrite bai! D'ja wanna BAITIN' ya fuckin' muppet?

cHaTbOx

square_igloo wrote: »

Alrite bai! D'ja wanna BAITIN' ya fuckin' muppet?

Knew you were putting ona posh accent all along:D

nkay1985

Sandwiches...that is all.

orestes

You're all just voices in my head.

SHUT UP!

I used to be into my choons.Maybe I am getting tooo old!:O

Doctor DooM

nkay1985 wrote: »

Sandwiches...that is all.

Does food taste nicer if you make it for yourself, or if someone makes it for you?

KnifeWRENCH

random chatbox wrote: »

Knew you were putting ona posh accent all along:D

Well I never!
Why would one have that ludricous suspicion, old bean?

thusspakeblixa

JC 2K3 wrote: »

Nothing really matters except my cup of tea. I mean it may be gone soon, but while it lasts, it remains the single most important thing in the universe - from my point of view anyway, and given that I can't prove that any other points of view exist, mine is the only valid one. Then again, how can I be sure that the tea exists at all?

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MizzLolly

Yiz are all a bunch o' freaks!

:cool:

Doctor DooM

MizzLolly wrote: »

Yiz are all a bunch o' freaks!

:cool:

Yes.



And?

Pherekydes

If someone claims, in a solipsistic way, that nothing really exists outside yourself, then slap them hard across the face. When they act all shocked, just say to them that you don't really exist.

Galvasean

If two mouses are mice then why arent two houses 'hice'?

Doctor DooM

Galvasean wrote: »

If two mouses are mice then why arent two houses 'hice'?

Thats always really annoyed me.

If something can be disgusting, why cant something be gusting?

If somethings not disturbed, why isnt it turbed?

Galvasean

I'm feeling quite turbed and gusted right now TBH.

If you are hungry you may say "Feed me"
If you are thirsty what's the equivalent?

Aisling(",)

whats the difference between exagerating and over exagerating?

if you can be underwhelmed and overwhekmed can you just be whelmed?

brianthebard

Galvasean wrote: »

I'm feeling quite turbed and gusted right now TBH.

If you are hungry you may say "Feed me"
If you are thirsty what's the equivalent?

quench me? does anyone else feel calmer when the moon is in the sky?i think i'm more passive in wintertime for this reason.

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Galvasean

Aisling(",) wrote: »

whats the difference between exagerating and over exagerating?

Exaggerating is saying the fish was bigger than it was, over-exaggerating is saying it was in fact an elephant.

edit: actually i tell a lie. They are the same thing. Over exaggerating is when you get caught.

JC 2K3

Overexaggeration would be exaggeration to an unacceptable degree.

And "whelm" can be synonymous with "overwhelm", so "I am whelmed" and "I am overwhelmed" mean the same thing.

Galvasean

Does anything really exist? The past can't exist because its over, gone. The future cant exist because it hasnt happened yet.
The present goes by so quickly that before we can assess it its already gone.

Oh no.. I think I just brained my damage

Aisling(",)

my head hurts when i think like that,thanks!

JC 2K3

Galvasean wrote: »

Does anything really exist? The past can't exist because its over, gone. The future cant exist because it hasnt happened yet.
The present goes by so quickly that before we can assess it its already gone.

No, it does exist, you just can't travel through it. You don't actually know another room in your house exists unless you go there and verify it, otherwise you're just using the memory of it as proof it exists. Think of time like this. You know the past exists because you can remember it, just like a room you've been in before but aren't right now. The future is like a room somewhere you haven't visited yet.

Galvasean

But how can we be sure???

Doctor DooM

The moon always makes me feel calm.

Glad to hear people are turbed!

JC 2K3

We can't, but it doesn't really matter :pac:

Galvasean

SDooM wrote: »

Glad to hear people are turbed!

Oh no, we found the true meaning of that word..

banjopaul

Haha, you should start using that to confuse people!

KnifeWRENCH

How long is a piece of string?

I don't know, go measure it dumbass!

Aisling(",)

square_igloo wrote: »

How long is a piece of string?

I don't know, go measure it dumbass!

tiwce the lenght of the middle to an end