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I want a child

  • 21-06-2008 2:09pm
    #1
    ronbyrne2005
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭


    Any good loking ladies with good genes prepared to sell me a few eggs? I want a kid and no hassle of marriage. Surrogate mother also required, will pay many euros for the task.
    Gracias.


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  • #2
    c - 13
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Have you tried ebay ?


  • #3
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Buy and Sell.


  • #4
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    Any good loking ladies with good genes prepared to sell me a few eggs? I want a kid and no hassle of marriage. Surrogate mother also required, will pay many euros for the task.
    Gracias.



    ..... what do you want one for?

    I can get hold of a few pre-mades if thats any use to ya.


  • #5
    Davidius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    For your consideration.


  • #6
    445279.ie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,978 ✭✭✭445279.ie


    iftl
    :rolleyes:


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  • #7
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    I want a pony.


  • #8
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Sherifu wrote: »
    I want a pony.


    Up the stairs, first door on the right.


  • #9
    ronbyrne2005
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    Enough questions , sell me the genetic info containing haploid ovum or good luck.


  • #10
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Sherifu wrote: »
    I want a pony.

    You'll have to pay a bit extra for a woman to carry that to term.


  • #11
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Oh jesus he went there. Imagine the feeling of the hooves..
    :(


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  • #12
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    Any good loking ladies with good genes prepared to sell me a few eggs? I want a kid and no hassle of marriage. Surrogate mother also required, will pay many euros for the task.
    Gracias.

    http://www.buyandsell.ie/browse.php?quicksearch=goat&textopt=all

    A couple of kids for sale there. No need for eggs or surrogacy or any of that messing around.


  • #13
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Oh jesus he went there. Imagine the feeling of the hooves..
    :(

    Could be worse. It could be a unicorn.


  • #14
    c - 13
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13


    Karoma wrote: »
    You'll have to pay a bit extra for a woman to carry that to term.

    Hawt ...


  • #15
    Redpunto
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Redpunto


    You should get one thats already potty trained


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    Any good loking ladies with good genes prepared to sell me a few eggs? I want a kid and no hassle of marriage. Surrogate mother also required, will pay many euros for the task.
    Gracias.

    Fritzl?


  • #17
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭ciano1


    Try BA request forum or Adverts :p


  • #18
    Toots
    Administrators, Business & Finance Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,957 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Toots


    javaboy wrote: »
    Could be worse. It could be a unicorn.

    Sob!!!! :eek::(:eek:


  • #19
    Loopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,220 ✭✭✭✭Loopy


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Oh jesus he went there. Imagine the feeling of the hooves..
    :(

    Yikes...

    *crosses legs dramatically, at the thoughts of it*

    Ron, I'll do it for ya for a small fee - say 50k;) A baby not a horse...


  • #20
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Fritzl?
    we can hope .o/


  • #21
    Pen1987
    Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Pen1987


    Ask Nugget, Ron.


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  • #22
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Oh jesus he went there. Imagine the feeling of the hooves..
    :(

    you think its the hooves that would cause the trouble?!

    Posted via Mobile Device


  • #23
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    Any good loking ladies with good genes prepared to sell me a few eggs? I want a kid and no hassle of marriage. Surrogate mother also required, will pay many euros for the task.
    Gracias.

    AW FECK !! When I saw this thread, I was rather hoping 'you' were a good looking lady.... :mad::mad:


  • #24
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    What's with all the broodiness ron?


  • #25
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    What do you want the child for?


  • #26
    Ciaran500
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,225 ✭✭✭Ciaran500


    Davidius wrote: »
    For your consideration.

    Just playing through MGS2 a few minutes ago and that came up, was planning to search for it. Get out of my head. :S


  • #27
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Why would anyone want children? They're annoying little fcukers :mad:


  • #28
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭ciano1


    square_igloo wrote: »
    Why would anyone want children? They're annoying little fcukers :mad:

    Im sure yore ma didn't :rolleyes:


  • #29
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    brianthebard wrote: »
    you think its the hooves that would cause the trouble?!

    C-sec ftw. Cant say I'd go for the unicorn plan mind you.


  • #30
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    ciano1 wrote: »
    Im sure yore ma didn't :rolleyes:

    First time anyone used a "yore ma" joke on me.

    I'd give it 4/10.


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  • #31
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭ciano1


    square_igloo wrote: »
    First time anyone used a "yore ma" joke on me.

    I'd give it 4/10.

    Ah,come on now...its at least a 6/10;)


  • #32
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Anyone up for being a sex puppet then?


  • #33
    MizzLolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,556 ✭✭✭MizzLolly


    Are you sure you're prepared for parenthood Ron?


  • #34
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    MizzLolly wrote: »
    Are you sure you're prepared for parenthood Ron?

    Nah he's just hungry.


  • #35
    ronbyrne2005
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,494 ✭✭✭ronbyrne2005


    God i want something to love and give me unconditional love as well as fuffilling my genetic imperitive to reproduce. Maybe i should try a puppy first!


  • #36
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    God i want something to love and give me unconditional love as well as fuffilling my genetic imperitive to reproduce. Maybe i should try a puppy first!

    Bless! maybe a hamster!!
    Ps: are you ovulating??


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  • #37
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    bronte wrote: »
    Ps: are you ovulating??
    With a name like Ron I would hope not, for his sake. :pac:


  • #38
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    hun! all I can think of is the do-ron-ron-ron the do ron ron :D


  • #39
    taidghbaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭taidghbaby


    i just got an estate......should i get children???


  • #40
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    ronbyrne2005 wrote: »
    God i want something to love and give me unconditional love as well as fuffilling my genetic imperitive to reproduce. Maybe i should try a puppy first!

    And you think a baby will do that? A couple of years of them doing cutesy shit makes a parent love them unconditionally. They on the other hand grow up into selfish little pricks and leave you on your own, get lives of their own. Dogs are definitely the way forward.

    Did I miss a new trend? Are babies in your bag the the new puppies in your bag?


    Awful idea. Go back to the drawing-board.


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