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Older men dancing - tragic delusion or epic hawtness?

  • 20-06-2008 8:20am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭


    Continuing our exploration of the mind of the modern man, and given the impending festivities this evening, we turn our attention to the subject of social etiquette. Specifically how a Brother should carry himself in the face of copious amounts of beer, hot wimmin and urban beats.

    In other words, should a Brother dance?

    Is it a case of tragic delusion where a Brother thinks he is "it" but in reality resembles some type of alien octopus undergoing a mild epileptic fit?

    Or is it a case of an extra button or two undone on the shirt, hips moving to the rhythm of the night while surrounded by a gaggle of hot, adoring wimmins?

    Should a Brother dance? 30 votes

    No, unless he wants to look like an epileptic octopus
    0%
    Yes, teh wimmins love it
    23%
    DapperGentAisling(",)Doctor DooMGalvaseanCarrigart ExileFour-PercentKhuntChops 7 votes
    Dance? Not following you....
    76%
    Tom DunnejustsomeblokeNevynjesus_thats_gre_blank_The BolloxchopperbyrneWillDraganJohn MasonMehhDJ_SpiderTMorenoCathmandoooMaplestar-pantsLadyESheRaLilymChewChew 23 votes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    Dance? Not following you....
    sorry given the day that it is in it I don't think this topic should be up for debate......cause why debate when tonight we can carry out experiments to test the theory instead?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Dance? Not following you....
    jsb wrote: »
    sorry given the day that it is in it I don't think this topic should be up for debate......cause why debate when tonight we can carry out experiments to test the theory instead?

    I will be presenting the results of my research tonight through the medium of dance.

    \o/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    Dance? Not following you....
    and as per usual I will probably be one of the case studies this evening


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Dance? Not following you....
    The older the fiddle the sweeter the tune.

    I would say it depends on the ammount of effort the borther is making really.
    Something subtle, riské with a lot of stops is what should be done.

    Nothing like a man who knows Tango, esp Argentine Tango.
    Styles of Argentine tango

    Salon Tango

    Salon Tango was the most popular style of tango danced up through the Golden Era of the dance (1950's) when milongas (tango parties) were held in large dance venues and full tango orchestras performed. Later, when the Argentine youth started dancing rock & roll and tango's popularity declined, the milongas moved to the smaller confiterias in the center of the city, resulting in the birth of the "milonguero/apilado/Petitero/caquero" style.

    Salon Tango is characterized by slow, measured, and smoothly executed moves. It includes all of the basic tango steps and figures plus sacadas, barridas, and voleos. The emphasis is on precision, smoothness, and musicality. The couple embraces closely but the embrace is flexible, opening slightly to make room for various figures and closing again for support and poise. The walk is the most important element, and dancers usually walk 60%-70% of the time during a tango song.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Dance? Not following you....
    Thaedydal wrote: »
    Nothing like a man who knows Tango, esp Argentine Tango.

    Trout may be your man so :D

    I agree- the brothers should dance - it's teh hawtness :cool:

    (btw Tom I nearly inhaled my tea when I read 'epileptic octopus')


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Dance? Not following you....
    dancing and lots of it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Dance? Not following you....
    I'll be dancing.

    Then again, I'm not exactly an "older man".

    Shake Shake Shake, Shake Shake Shake, Shake yore boooo---taaay, Shake yore booty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Dance? Not following you....
    Upon second thoughts - I recall I have danced with a few of the brothers and I would say \o/ to their dancing :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Dance? Not following you....
    Hurrrrrrrrrrrah to the brothers dancing \o/ I think they KNOW I love it :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Dance? Not following you....
    il just mimic what you did cathooo when i met you walking to work a few days ago


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Dance? Not following you....
    I'm just hoping Irishbird doesn't see this thread and give her unique perspective on my smooth moves. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Dance? Not following you....
    Wilburt wrote: »
    il just mimic what you did cathooo when i met you walking to work a few days ago

    That would be so hawt :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Dance? Not following you....
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I'm just hoping Irishbird doesn't see this thread and give her unique perspective on my smooth moves. :(

    I've just sent her the link :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    Dance? Not following you....
    It all depends on skill level. I mean, John Travolta is pretty old but can still move. Jean Claude Van Damme was always famous for his techo dancing.....and i imagine Techno Viking will still be marching down the streets well into his 60's!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Dance? Not following you....
    Techno viking moves to his own beat!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Dance? Not following you....
    pfft Tom don't worry - I love your dancing :)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Dance? Not following you....
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I'm just hoping Irishbird doesn't see this thread and give her unique perspective on my smooth moves. :(

    i think you look sooooooooooooooo hot when you dance :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Dance? Not following you....
    irishbird wrote: »
    i think you look sooooooooooooooo hot when you dance :)

    :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭DJ_Spider


    Dance? Not following you....
    It's just a jump to the left! That is all I'll say :eek: BTW I'm 42, have no sense of rhythem, and 2 left feet! But I don't get the chance to dance, (well some call it that) being a DJ, so when I do it usually clears the room!

    You would think that after watching people dance while working I would be the world's greatest dancer, sadly this is not true.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Dance? Not following you....
    haha pwnd


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Dance? Not following you....
    DesF wrote: »
    :mad:

    awh - you're hawt when you dance too mister!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Dance? Not following you....
    star-pants wrote: »
    awh - you're hawt when you dance too mister!

    They're alllllllllllll hot :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Dance? Not following you....
    star-pants wrote: »
    awh - you're hawt when you dance too mister!

    :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Dance? Not following you....
    ego++


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Dance? Not following you....
    star-pants wrote: »
    awh - you're hawt when you dance too mister!

    Not as hot as Tom though:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Dance? Not following you....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Dance? Not following you....
    irishbird wrote: »
    Not as hot as Tom though:cool:

    Awwww, shucks. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Dance? Not following you....
    Ahhh the song I first danced to with the brothers, thanks Thaed! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Dance? Not following you....
    Hmm Tom is quite the hawtness....

    but don't forget Jsb is also a hawtness when dancing :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    Its tragic comedy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    Tragic delusion. The sight of 99% of Irish men (of any age) dancing is risible. Do any of them have the self-confidence to dance when they are completely sober?


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    Dance? Not following you....
    Gyalist wrote: »
    Tragic delusion. The sight of 99% of Irish men (of any age) dancing is risible. Do any of them have the self-confidence to dance when they are completely sober?

    yeah, DesF :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Dance? Not following you....
    irishbird wrote: »
    yeah, DesF :rolleyes:

    :eek:

    I dance in the CAR!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    Dance? Not following you....
    DesF wrote: »
    :eek:

    I dance in the CAR!!

    actually so do I :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Dance? Not following you....
    I dance in the shower, its funny. I like the gangsta lean when driving along in my monstrous toyota yaris, classical music blaring out from my speakers, arm out the window, rocking out. Totally badass!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Dance? Not following you....
    DesF wrote: »
    :eek:

    I dance in the CAR!!

    I dance in the shower.

    Especially after using menthol shampoo.

    Then again, I am never sure if that is actual dancing or an allergic reaction.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Dance? Not following you....
    Hmm we have more in common than we thought Tom :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Dance? Not following you....
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    I dance in the shower.

    I didn't actually need to know that.

    Thanks for the mental image all the same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,829 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Dancing is a no-no when a gentleman reaches a certain point in his life.
    That point is usually when both of your knees are fcuked as a result of car/motorbike "accidents", your back is done in from too many knocks playing rugby/gaelic/soccer & lets face it you never had the slightest shred of rhythm in the first place anyway.

    Unless, of course, you are black - in which case you can continue dancing to your heart's delight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Dance? Not following you....
    *pictures Tom and Wilburt dancing in the shower together* :eek::eek::D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Dance? Not following you....
    Wilburt wrote: »
    Hmm we have more in common than we thought Tom :pac:

    Hmmm, scary that. Do you use menthol shampoo?

    Actually, don't answer that.
    DesF wrote: »
    I didn't actually need to know that.

    Thanks for the mental image all the same.
    snuffleupagus.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Dance? Not following you....
    Shouldn't need alcohol to dance, I don't :p
    But it's fun to drink anyway lol.

    I tend to dance anywhere.

    edit-- OH GAWD MY EYES CATH....MY EYES....

    another edit -- Tom again I nearly choked myself at that picture!
    snufflupagous... (spelling?)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Dance? Not following you....
    Tom always drops the soap on purpose, I never fall for it though

    Nah I have special shampoo, I've a stupidly sensitive scalp and anything menthol-ish will just burn and sting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Dance? Not following you....
    star-pants wrote: »
    edit-- OH GAWD MY EYES CATH....MY EYES....

    Sorry :D
    Wilburt wrote: »
    Tom always drops the soap on purpose, I never fall for it though

    Nice!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,407 ✭✭✭✭justsomebloke


    Dance? Not following you....
    star-pants wrote: »
    Shouldn't need alcohol to dance, I don't :p

    I'm the same, I will happily dance like the Arengentian love god fool that I am when sober


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Dance? Not following you....
    Here! How the hoooch did we get to talking about communal showering?? This is old men dancing... which category I don't fall into. I'm still a youngin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Dance? Not following you....
    Wilburt wrote: »
    Here! How the hoooch did we get to talking about communal showering??

    Well said.
    Wilburt wrote: »
    This is old men dancing... which category I don't fall into. I'm still a youngin

    You display a wisdom well beyond your years. Watch and learn, for someday you will be in our shoes.

    Don't make the mistakes I am currently making.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    Dance? Not following you....
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Don't make the mistakes I am currently making.

    but I like you just as you are


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Dance? Not following you....
    Group hug tonight then huh?


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    I don't dance.

    I will flail about in a mosh at the appropriate venue/gig and gods help anyone in my way.

    However, there are occasions where the Groove Ghost inhabits my body and dances through me. There is absolutely nothing I can do about this. He even visited me last night when I was over in a friend's house. He just pops in, totally unannounced, and you have to dance.

    It's not funny when you're at a funeral... :(


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