Hand Dryers

legs11

Why the hell are these so loud ffs, some are so bad id say they would wake the dead. and probably drown out a concorde...!

the vortice ones are best, they blow nice warm air too. most of them dryers are a piece of $hit, blowing freezing cold air half the time.

* gets coat;)

Ostrom

I like the new dyson ones. Futurey!

Rhyme

The ones in the Pavilions in Swords burn my hands.


That is all.

flanum

if you leave a blob of poo on the air intake grid, it makes for a great splatter all over the next users hands! nice!

Ostrom

How can you do that without gymnastics or handling your own feces?

Dee369369

Can't remember where it was but they have ones where you put your hands in the hole in between the 2sides and it dries them straight away ans feels nice2.is that weird haha!

Dave!

This kind is awesome

flanum

efla wrote: »

How can you do that without gymnastics or handling your own feces?

when ya wipe your hole, save a bit of the ****ty bogroll instead of flushing it and wipe that on the mesh!! its what all the cool kids do in shopping centres! i want to be like them!

yours sincerely (victim of ****ty hand-dryer in swords shopping centre last year)!

xOxSinéadxOx

efla wrote: »

I like the new dyson ones. Futurey!

are they the ones where you put your hand up and down in it? they are ****ing brilliant. so much better than your traditional hand dryer!;)

DanGerMus

I hate the waythe push button driers never stay on long enough to get my hands completely dry always have to restart the effin thing for just a few seconds then the whole rest of the blow is wasted energy. it's just inneficient god damn it.

And yes Te Dyson Blade seriously rocks.

flanum

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

are they the ones where you put your hand up and down in it?

*snigger*

xOxSinéadxOx

flanum wrote: »

*snigger*

i knew someone would take that the wrong way but i couldn't think of any other way to phrase it!:pac:

Dee369369

Dave! wrote: »

This kind is awesome

That's the one i meant i didn't explain it well but it's late!:p

xOxSinéadxOx

Dee369369 wrote: »

That's the one i meant i didn't explain it well but it's late!:p

yeah that's the one i'm on about too!
it's in a class of its own really!

Jigsaw

Hand dryers are usually ****e whch is why I don;t usually y my hands. Wipe on the jeans.

flanum

Jigsaw wrote: »

Hand dryers are usually ****e whch is why I don;t usually y my hands. Wipe on the jeans.

yer tagline/sig says it all!

Steve

Did any ever read the instructions on a hand dryer:


1. shake excess water from hands.

2. Press button to start dryer.

3. Rub hands vigourously in hot air stream.

4. Wipe hands in trousers because these fuppin things don't work.

Jigsaw

flanum wrote: »

yer tagline/sig says it all!

Must change that. Must change practise of posting on Boards whilst incapacitated.

I don't dry my hands often. Primarily because I do not wash them.