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What would you do?

  • 16-06-2008 1:12pm
    #1
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭


    So the wimmin have left you, you've run out of dishes, you've no fresh laundry left.... what do you do??
    RTE wrote:
    An Italian man has been arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes.

    Source


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  • #2
    dfx-
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    PC brigade win again :mad:


  • #3
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    WTF??!?!?


    I mean, seriously??


    She was in a pub?? A woman?? ppffttt...


  • #4
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    He should have used the golden pages, cleaners would have suddenly appeared at his door, what he did was far too much effort


  • #5
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Cathooo wrote: »
    He should have used the golden pages, cleaners would have suddenly appeared at his door, what he did was far too much effort

    he would have to pay the cleaners. and in my experience they don't appreciate the kind pat on the bum for a job well done. wimmin :rolleyes:


  • #6
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    The Bollox wrote: »
    he would have to pay the cleaners. and in my experience they don't appreciate the kind pat on the bum for a job well done. wimmin :rolleyes:

    send the bill to his ex of course, duh, it's her responcibility!


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  • #7
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    He could have called his mother - thus doesn't have to pay her. And knows she'd make him dinner too!

    he did go to far too much effort... if she's that disobedient he should have gone after her


  • #8
    takola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭takola


    LOL :D


  • #9
    Pen1987
    Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Pen1987


    what you do if your son was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cos hes hungry, and the only way to feed him is to, sleep with a man for a little money and his daddy's gone, somewhere smoking rock now, in and out of lockdown, I a'int got a job now... well for you this is just a good time but for me, this is what I call life. Uh-huhumm.


  • #10
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    ha that song has been in my head since reading the title too, gold :D


  • #11
    Pen1987
    Closed Accounts Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Pen1987


    ... get up offa your feet and stop making tired excuses :P


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  • #12
    Cathmandooo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,324 ✭✭✭✭Cathmandooo


    Pen1987 wrote: »
    ... get up offa your feet and stop making tired excuses :P

    HOLD UP :D

    ehem back on topic..;)


  • #13
    Will
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,183 ✭✭✭✭Will


    Italian men are beyonf doubt the most 'mothered' of all men on this planet... it's just part of life over there seemingly. A friend's sister is getting married to an italian fella and he told her straight out that once theyre married shes to quit her job and have his babies, cook, clean etc.

    I thought it was a joke before last summer, my house mate was an italian woman and her mother came to visit. I usually did the cooking and looked after myself. When the italian mother came, she was doing everything... even ironing my clothes!! A guy she only knew less than a day. She wouldn't let me cook, gave me a beer and told me that i was the man of the house and shouldnt have to lift a finger, except go to work and come home. Complete and utter madness... i loved it :pac:

    That my friends was the best week of my life haha


  • #14
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    like seriously. . . how could a wimmin do this to her man?? tut tut tut


  • #15
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    ChewChew wrote: »
    like seriously. . . how could a wimmin do this to her man?? tut tut tut

    Hear hear! rhubarb rhubarb gibberish rhubarb Harumph!


  • #16
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    trout wrote: »
    Hear hear! rhubarb rhubarb gibberish rhubarb Harumph!

    will I bring you rhubarb crumble on Friday?? :cool:


  • #17
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    ChewChew wrote: »
    will I bring you rhubarb crumble on Friday?? :cool:

    You run the risk of me following you home, in that case :o

    I do like a bit of rhubarb crumble, drizzled in custard.

    Mmmmmmm


  • #18
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    trout wrote: »
    You run the risk of me following you home, in that case :o

    I do like a bit of rhubarb crumble, drizzled in custard.

    Mmmmmmm

    I know I already promised you a sprise. . . but now I'm changing my mind. . slightly. . .


  • #19
    trout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭trout


    ChewChew wrote: »
    I know I already promised you a sprise. . . but now I'm changing my mind. . slightly. . .

    OK ... no surprises, no stalkering ... deal ?


  • #20
    ChewChew
    Moderators Posts: 24,367 ✭✭✭✭ChewChew


    trout wrote: »
    OK ... no surprises, no stalkering ... deal ?

    damm


  • #21
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    The Bollox wrote: »
    he would have to pay the cleaners
    There are people who will actually enjoy coming around to someone's home and cleaning it.

    Cynthia Payne even charged people to clean for her.


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  • #22
    SmileyPaul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭SmileyPaul


    on topic... I'd ring the mother invite her round to dinner and when she see's me doing asomething wrong she takes over
    I'd leavce all my dirty washing right beside the washer for her to make her realise what needs doin :D
    problem solved :)
    off topic... can I have some crumble?


  • #23
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Dagnabbit! I already winned this thread in AH :(


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