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Test for Smart People

  • 14-06-2008 8:03am
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    askU
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 477 ✭✭


    This is a test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.


    > > The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
    > > whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each
    > > answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down
    > > UNTIL you have answered the question!
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    > > 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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    > > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
    > > close the door.. This question tests whether you tend to do simple
    > > things in an overly complicated way.
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    > > 2. How do you put an elephant
    >into a refrigerator?
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    > > Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
    > > refrigerator?
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    > > Wrong Answer.
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    > > Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
    > > elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
    > > the repercussions of your previous actions.
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    > > 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
    > > attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
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    > > Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
    >refrigerator.
    > > You just put him in there. This tests your memory..
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    > > Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly,
    > > you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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    > > 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
    > > you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?






    > > Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
    > > been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.
    > > This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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    > > According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
    > > professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
    > > got several
    >correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
    > > disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
    > > four-year-old.

    > > Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.

    > > PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.


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