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Does anyone know this girl?

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  • Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mirror wrote: »
    Honestly, I think showing up at a social function to protest your "normalness" will just end in further embarrassment...

    It would be fun though. You'll be grand Jigsaw, srsly......:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    It would seem that I will have to attend a Beers and let everyone know that I have no wish to stalk.

    That's a great idea.

    Especially if you bring along a couple of terrified women you've "collected" earlier that can attest through muffled sobs and tears as to the reasonableness of your demands.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    It would seem that I will have to attend a Beers and let everyone know that I have no wish to stalk. Seems I am being stalked now.


    You'll be the one in the butcher's apron and pig mask then,yeah?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭funkrooney


    I met a girl out a while back,
    Had a blast talking for ages outside a club,
    Went our seperate ways and then her taxi swung back around and came and collected me and a mate,
    Went back for beers,
    I bottled it like a coward,

    Was thinking of trying to get in touch with her....... Now however I reckon I will leave it alone, if you look at it in the cold light of day, its a bit weird unless in a film or something,


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    funkrooney wrote: »
    some stuff I didn't read

    Hey, brother Funk!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭funkrooney


    Waaaaaait a minute, how did you quote me on something I didnt say.....?? :D:D

    If there are 2 funkrooney's this could be funny, not quiete sure how, but it could be


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    funkrooney wrote: »
    Waaaaaait a minute, how did you quote me on something I didnt say.....?? :D:D

    If there are 2 funkrooney's this could be funny, not quiete sure how, but it could be

    Ha ha, yeah, there are a couple of youse all right. Everyone knows it's not just highly illegal and the height of bad manners, but physically impossible to quote someone on something they didn't say.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭funkrooney


    Funkrooney...... Pickarooney...... Ha ha,

    And yes it is illegal to quote me on something I never said, but I might of said it,

    Anyway back to how stalkerish is Funk's suggestion.......??
    (do I need to point out that I am not a stalker now or later on repeatedly)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    funkrooney wrote: »
    Funkrooney...... Pickarooney...... Ha ha,

    And yes it is illegal to quote me on something I never said, but I might of said it,

    Anyway back to how stalkerish is Funk's suggestion.......??
    (do I need to point out that I am not a stalker now or later on repeatedly)

    /Dons detective hat.


    Aha, Mr Jigsaw, your clever disguises do not fool us.

    Mwahahahahahhahahahahah


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Funk, all I'll say is this: People watch too much television. I said it at the start of the thread and look what happened, the guy turns out to be a sexual deviant at best and boards' person "Most Likely To Actually Really Kill or Rape Someone" at worst.

    Anything you intend to do that has made it or will make it into a romantic comedy is a sure sign that you're probably a deluded douchebag that very rarely gets any female attention. (No offence - smileyface)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭funkrooney


    Man I knew I should of not posted that....... Ok if I go in and delete we can forget this ever happened right??

    Come on mine is a little less chloroform, I mean I met the girl, we had loads of laughs, AND she came back in a taxi to collect me and a mate, just me bottling it that has me on this tack.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Yea but if you were normal you'd just let it go and not consider using a private investigator.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭funkrooney


    Your right Jimmy, thanks for the advice I will go and get me a private investigator right away........

    How can I ever repay you :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    funkrooney wrote: »
    Man I knew I should of not posted that....... Ok if I go in and delete we can forget this ever happened right??

    tbh there's only one person who has the special skills required to give you advice on this and you can pm Jigsaw out of thread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭funkrooney


    Funk, all I'll say is this: People watch too much television. I said it at the start of the thread and look what happened, the guy turns out to be a sexual deviant at best and boards' person "Most Likely To Actually Really Kill or Rape Someone" at worst.

    Anything you intend to do that has made it or will make it into a romantic comedy is a sure sign that you're probably a deluded douchebag that very rarely gets any female attention. (No offence - smileyface)


    Missed this one, you're right I have never actually slept with a girl, I was hoping she would be my first, DAMN you JIMMY...... You'v just ruined my life


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    funkrooney wrote: »
    Your right Jimmy, thanks for the advice I will go and get me a private investigator right away........

    How can I ever repay you :D

    Sick.

    Just remember before you do anything that smilies won't help you in the courtroom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭funkrooney


    You're a darling captain,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭funkrooney


    Sick.

    Just remember before you do anything that smilies won't help you in the courtroom.

    What if I type (smiley-face) instead of using one??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Dinter


    funkrooney wrote: »
    Missed this one, you're right I have never actually slept with a girl, I was hoping she would be my first, DAMN you JIMMY......

    What makes you think you won't bottle it again even if you did find her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    funkrooney wrote: »
    You're a darling captain,

    Thats Detective Darling, i deleted my second post, didnt have the heart to leave it in.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    funklooney wrote:
    What if I type (smiley-face) instead of using one??
    Are you insane? You don't have access to a computer in a courtroom. Jesus.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭funkrooney


    Thats Detective Darling, i deleted my second post, didnt have the heart to leave it in.

    Ah put it back in,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭funkrooney


    Are you insane? You don't have access to a computer in a courtroom. Jesus.

    Excellent point,


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    funkrooney wrote: »
    Was thinking of trying to touch her....... Now however I reckon I will leave it alone, if you look at it in the cold light of day, its a bit weird unless in a film or something,

    Durty.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭funkrooney


    Is that it?

    I think I know you, you were one of her friends and kept saying that. Brilliant I have found the link, you are a lifesaver,

    I'm sending you a PM right now....


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    I never actually went to Galway in the end, although I did buy the bike.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    funkrooney wrote: »
    Is that it?

    I think I know you, you were one of her friends and kept saying that. Brilliant I have found the link, you are a lifesaver,

    I'm sending you a PM right now....


    Woah, dude, keep your needy PM's to yourself.

    /Switches on stalker cloaking device


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    I never actually went to Galway in the end, although I did buy the bike.

    Was it as good a ride as you expected/hoped for?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    What tha hull?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭funkrooney


    Woah, dude, keep your needy PM's to yourself.

    /Switches on stalker cloaking device

    ROFL,

    You guys take this stuff way to seriously, thanks for the laughs


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Was it as good a ride as you expected/hoped for?

    Yep. Real smooth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Was it as good a ride as you expected/hoped for?
    Jigsaw wrote: »
    Yep. Real smooth.

    Note to Moderators: Thread can be closed again.

    Reason: Happy ending.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,498 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Oh Captain, My Captain, like you sig pic! Michael Falling Down?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Oh Captain, My Captain, like you sig pic! Michael Falling Down?

    It is indeed, classic!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    Sh1t, I've f**ked up here.
    Oh come on ffs, you all must have seen a person randomly on occasion and just thought, "she is really nice", be it in a supermarket, queue at the bank or Dr's waiting room.

    Seriously though, not a stalker!!

    Most of us just go home and think about them while having a **** though.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Codofwar


    This thread proves to everyone beyond a shadow af a doubt why boards.ie is the greatest place on earth. I have never laughed so much at someones (supposed) drunken error, Brilliant!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Hi Epic Thread.

    Nice to have you back.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Poor auld Jigsaw had nearly lived this down.

    He narrowly missed out on POTD yesterday too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Aha, so this is Jigsaw's infamous thread. Did you find her yet and get Jiggy?
    desperate, disposal, lime, male, peckham pouncer, rohypnol in galway?, shovel, threads_of_fame


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I still prefer the thread where a lad went to a well know nightclub in co Dublin, and had a night involving hookers and gangsters. Even one of his friends got threatened but the lad resolved the issue with an aul dance.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Ah, this thread brings me back to my own days of delusional optimism.....

    I'm so glad that I never went this coo coo for coco puffs :)

    (although I'm sure there's some out there who'd disagree.......)

    Anyways, back on topic:

    *throws OP a copy of ZOO and a beer voucher*

    Get out there and find her the old fashioned way damn it!

    etc etc.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭x in the city


    her name is claudia ingrid pour le homme la croix


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    What's going on here then?

    What is POTD?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,468 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    Never mind that...where's the frapping picture?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Codofwar


    I still prefer the thread where a lad went to a well know nightclub in co Dublin, and had a night involving hookers and gangsters. Even one of his friends got threatened but the lad resolved the issue with an aul dance.

    Link it there, sure why not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    Jigsaw wrote: »
    What's going on here then?

    What is POTD?

    Linkeh


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