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I Can See !!!

  • 12-06-2008 12:20pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    A guy had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

    One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working with him at his office.

    Her name was Clearly and she was absolutely gorgeous. He became quite smitten with her and after a while it became obvious that she was very interested in him too.

    But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Clearly while he was still going out with his girlfriend.

    He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and get on with Clearly.

    He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it.

    Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine slipped and fell into the river.

    The current carried her off and she drowned.

    The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing and smiling and singing.

    What was he Singing?
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    I can see Clearly now... Lorraine is gone


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Booooo-urns:D


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    postthanksay2.gif




    *Runs*



    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Her name was Clearly
    This is were I got the joke.


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