Welcome Sister Zaphora

WindSock

Just to make it official, Zaph (zafe) is staying on as a Mod here in the LL. The dancing around the handbags initiation begins...

Jules

I'll give him a manicure and you can do his hair!

trout

DarkJager

Oh god Zaph...OMFG!!!!!

Zaph

Oh god, what have I done?

Sherifu

This will be fun.

kowloon

Immasculated with heated rollers no doubt

WindSock

Zaph

At least you got my good side.

Trinity

Welcome!!

Can we all you Zapphire? Maybe? As in sapphire? Cos you're a lady now?

Zaph

Trinity1 wrote: »

Welcome!!

Can we all you Zapphire? Maybe? As in sapphire? Cos you're a lady now?

Thank you. And no!

Agent Smith

would you like training wheels foryour training bra zaph??

The Bollox

teh wimmin are going to try and control us all!

DarkJager

*wipes tears from eye and leaves ladies lounge in slow motion waving to Zaph as the doors close*

star-pants

goooooood god Zaph... mod for a bit and they took you in???
*shakes head*

good luck!!

The Recliner

This will be Zaph at the next beers



Seriously though no better ladyman for the job

Trinity

the Recliner wrote: »

this Will Be Zaph At The Next Beers :d



Seriously Though No Better Ladyman For The Job

Pmsl

Zaph

Agent Smith wrote: »

would you like training wheels foryour training bra zaph??

Ah in fairness, I've probably needed something for the moobs for a while now.

star-pants wrote: »

goooooood god Zaph... mod for a bit and they took you in???
*shakes head*

good luck!!

I'm saying nuthin' about desperate women who manage to catch themselves a man and refuse to let go.

The Recliner wrote: »

This will be Zaph at the next beers



Seriously though no better ladyman for the job

/rummages around for banstick

trout

Zaph wrote: »

/rummages around for banstick

Check yore manbag there, right beside yore lipstick, and yore chapstick

Abi

trout wrote: »

Check yore manbag there, right beside yore lipstick, and yore chapstick

lol

:pac:

ChewChew

So Zaph. . .

do you get to post your picture in the 'Lads of the ladies lounge' or the 'ladies of the ladies lounge' thread. . . .

The Bollox

ChewChew wrote: »

So Zaph. . .

do you get to post your picture in the 'Lads of the ladies lounge' or the 'ladies of the ladies lounge' thread. . . .

no.

:pac:

Zaph

trout wrote: »

Check yore manbag there, right beside yore lipstick, and yore chapstick

Ah, you're right, there it is. Now, who to use it on first...

justsomebloke

and you thought we had fun with smashey being mod of the fitness forum

LostinBlanch

Jaysus Zaph, if you turn up wearing a corset!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Gordon

Next they'll be teaching you to pee sitting down.



Good luck brother..

trout

LostinBlanch wrote: »

Jaysus Zaph, if you turn up wearing a corset!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

*bamph*

and there goes another fetish ... I'll never look at a corset the same way.

Fuppin' thanks a lot LiB ... thanks a fuppin' lot

Zaph

Gordon wrote: »

Next they'll be teaching you to pee sitting down..

I never thought of that. Must check there are urinals in the bar around here.

Gordon wrote: »

Good luck brother..

Thank you Brother Gordon. I may start posting in PI shortly...

I don't understand the logic of appointing a boy as a mod here.
I expect at least a pic of Zaph in his corset at BGRH beers to quel my desire to revolt.

Nevyn

You can't say you weren't warned Zaph.....Congrats.

Zaph

Thaedydal wrote: »

You can't say you weren't warned Zaph.....Congrats.

I know, I really must pay attention to those warnings!

LostinBlanch

trout wrote: »

*bamph*

and there goes another fetish ... I'll never look at a corset the same way.

Hey Trout, imagine if he'd turned up a the beers on the 20th in a corset? :eek:

You'd have spluttered and ended up spilling beer, or whatever alchohol you were drinking at the time. We coudn't have that, not at all. :cool:

Anyway, if you're worried about fetishes just imagine that hot waitress in the bleedin horse, you know the one with the short apron

trout

LostinBlanch wrote: »

Anyway, if you're worried about fetishes just imagine that hot waitress in the bleedin horse, you know the one with the short apron

*blinks*

BGRH Service Announcement

trout has gone to his Happy Place and judging by the serene expression on his boatrace, he will not be back for several minutes.

Please do not be alarmed by the drooling and moaning, this is perfectly normal behaviour given his age and weight and typical diet.

Normal service, such as it is, will be resumed shortly.

Dragan

Jesus Zaph, you did what some would have thought was impossible.

I salute you sir.

Soon there will be a wimmins modding BGRH.

Oh..... wait......:pac:

Zaph

Dragan wrote: »

Jesus Zaph, you did what some would have thought was impossible.

I salute you sir.

Thank you sir.

And just so you know, I have my eye on you in the ladies pics thread.

Dragan

Zaph wrote: »

Thank you sir.

And just so you know, I have my eye on you in the ladies pics thread.

I should hope so. You can't trust me.

Seriously.

bronte

Welcome Princess Zaph! Hope you have a happy home here!

Zaph

Thanks bronte.

bronte

Zaph wrote: »

Thanks bronte.

You're welcome doll! hugs!

Zaph

Hey, you coming to the beers next week? I seem to remember a pic of you in a corset one time.

bronte

Zaph wrote: »

Hey, you coming to the beers next week? I seem to remember a pic of you in a corset one time.

Christ..you remembered... lol!
I'll be just back from London, but I do hope to attend!
It sounds like fun!

Zaph

Excellent, it looks like it's going to be another big crowd, and a good few first-timers it seems. They're always great fun, everyone is very friendly and up for a laugh.

And of course I remembered, it was a very classy photo.

bronte

Must get me can of condensed milk!

Zaph

Yes you must!

I'm off to bed now, night bronte.

Reku

The Bollox wrote: »

teh wimmin are going to try and control us all!

*hears the word penectomy from somewhere and runs away*:pac:

Splinter

well congratulations zaph, if you fancy coming back and joining us in "yore ma's" some day, im sure there will be a white wine spritzer hidden somewhere for ya...

Kur4mA

You are now a brotherette in the truest sense of the word. Congrats! :pac:

Crumble Froo

Zaph - he's the confuser, is he a man, is he a woman? oh, i dont know, maybe a man?!

Nevyn

Did some one say Old Zaph has a mangina ?

Doctor DooM

Thaedydal wrote: »

Did some one say Old Zaph has a mangina ?

Or a sheenis?

Splinter

Thaedydal wrote: »

Did some one say Old Zaph has a mangina ?

no, zaph IS a mangina