I'm sorry, I think I've just come... (slightly NSFW)

milod

Cathmandooo

They should have been cooked, ye cant eat them now, I think I've said too much

delija_sever029

Haha,cool:D

Slow Motion

Not much bacon tbh!

jester77

quick, throw her on the grill before she gets away!

takola

Bleugh!

Looby_Loo

Ewww the slimyness of it

big b

Could've been worse, tbh.

These might have done the job.........

dfx-

A waste of rashers:(

Gaspode

One would have to ask WHY?
What were the circumstnaces that led to a wimmens covering her assets with raw rashers?
Is there some sort of fetish for this out there? come on milod, what exaclty where you looking for when you came across this....?

Marcus.Aurelius

AW that's nasty

Them nice rashers covered in wimmins bits!

Still, could be worse:

trout

I like this. To me it's the ultimate in tantric foreplay.

Consider ... the young lady so attired, would linger beside the pool all day, gently crisping the bacon much like a slow cooker ... you would be tormented with the smell and the juicy meaty goodness.

Then, at the point where you can hardly bear the suspense, and the rashers are cooked ... some hours later ... you can eat the rasherkini offa the young lady ... and then see what comes up.

How do ya like them apples, Sting!

milod wrote: »

Sherifu

http://montereybay.com/creagrus/tits.html

milod

deswalsh wrote: »

One would have to ask WHY?
What were the circumstnaces that led to a wimmens covering her assets with raw rashers?
Is there some sort of fetish for this out there? come on milod, what exaclty where you looking for when you came across this....?

****e, I've been rumbled...

Seriously, I was just Googling 'meaty breasts' and all I got was this and some chicken fillets... :rolleyes: Then I discovered 'moderate safesearch' was On

justsomebloke

dumbass
























oh and pervert

Agent Smith

want!
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Abi

Sheesh.. the thoughts of having raw rashers on my boobehs.. :eek:


I would have answered you better OP, if you posted this:
=> Not Safe For Teh Works


/takes bow & leaves

omb0wyn5ehpij9

That isn't attractive AT ALL!!!!

Gaspode

Abigayle wrote: »

Sheesh.. the thoughts of having raw rashers on my boobehs.. :eek:


I would have answered you better OP, if you posted this:
=> Not Safe For Teh Works


/takes bow & leaves

Mmmmmm, the only good warm beer there is - breast-warmed beer!

Gaspode

Of course those ones are silicone so they wont warm the beer. They might even keep it cool.....

godtabh

jester77 wrote: »

quick, throw her on the grill before she gets away!

I think you would have to spit roast her

The pits.. eww the pits.. put me right off.

Sparky

Women get the rashers, we have to use the sausages.

If she came into the room like that I would assume a fryup is on the way.

Abi

Spankeh wrote: »

I would assume a fryup is on the way.

Or a serving of crazy..



I agree with the pits. First thing I noticed. Then the rashers. Then what they were on. You either have hairless pits or you dont. Theres no in-betweensys.

Parsley

Abigayle wrote: »

Or a serving of crazy..



I agree with the pits. First thing I noticed. Then the rashers. Then what they were on. You either have hairless pits or you dont. Theres no in-betweensys.

Agreed. Manky, that is.

Gaspode

Deleted User wrote: »

The pits.. eww the pits.. put me right off.

Phew, I thought it was just me!

Give me hair over stubble anyday.

trout

Abigayle wrote: »

You either have hairless pits or you dont. Theres no in-betweensys.

In certain, somewhat frisky, circles ... there are ladies who only shave one armpit, leaving the other as nature intended.

I understand the hairy pit is used in particular nocturnal activities, and alternated with the shaven pit ... but I never found out more than that. :cool:

Abi

trout wrote: »

but I never found out more than that. :cool:

Im so glad you said that..










:pac:

Gordon

It's the pig version of Silence of the Lambs.

AlmightyCushion

Would having sex with her be considered beastiality? And necrophilia?

Creamy Goodness

Deleted User wrote: »

The pits.. eww the pits.. put me right off.

don't go to after hours and click "do you find this attractive" thread so :pac:

Overheal

that actually looks rank.

Sherifu

Wouldda been perfect if she kept her arms down.

Victor

It should be OK if she washed properly and used a hand sanitiser. She should really wear a hair net though.

Sparky

Sherifu

So hot.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

wouldn't mind sinking my teeth into that

truecrippler

And has a nice pair of buns to put them into with a load of butter and brown sauce!

trout

Yeah ... that's all well and good, but what do you call it when you try and convince yore significant other that this is just the thing to spice up the relationship ?

The meatkini ? The rasherkini ? The baconini

truecrippler

Here love... gis a lick/bite of yer rasher!

Aisling(",)

ewwwww.raw meat products shouldnt be wasted on womens clothes...they should cook them insted!

Abi

trout wrote: »

Yeah ... that's all well and good, but what do you call it when you try and convince yore significant other that this is just the thing to spice up the relationship ?

The meatkini ? The rasherkini ? The baconini

I like rasherkini. Has a ring to it.


I can actually feel the cold stickiness of it on my skin. I love an auld rasher sambo, but I draw the line at wearing the dead animal.


If T Aldarion sees this thread his willy will fall off let alone achieve stiffage. :pac:

trout

Abigayle wrote: »

I like rasherkini. Has a ring to it.


I can actually feel the cold stickiness of it on my skin. I love an auld rasher sambo, but I draw the line at wearing the dead animal.

OK ... rasherkini it is.

Question for the ladies ... would you be more inclined to wear the rasherkini, if they were cooked first ?

Note that an affirmative answer will not lead to any proposals ... feel free to answer in the abstract.

Abi

trout wrote: »

OK ... rasherkini it is.

Question for the ladies ... would you be more inclined to wear the rasherkini, if they were cooked first ?

Note that an affirmative answer will not lead to any proposals ... feel free to answer in the abstract.

Cooked? now thats a different thing. Without a doubt. Although I would imagine I'd keep taking pieces off until Im exposing my own rasher :pac:


*contemplates making rasherkini*

trout

Abigayle wrote: »

*contemplates making rasherkini*

*contemplates Abigayle contemplating the rasherkini*