Stupid Saturday nights

FunkyChicken

I missed my stop on my nitelink and then got sick at not my bus stop. What did YOU do that was dumb tonight?

LovelyTom

I walked through Donaghmead, Edenmore and Harmonstown on my own and completely hammered... I also accused the g/f of lying.... I'm in truuuu-ble!

FunkyChicken

That damn dirty ho WAS lying.

daisy123

LovelyTom wrote: »

I walked through Donaghmead, Edenmore and Harmonstown on my own and completely hammered... I also accused the g/f of lying.... I'm in truuuu-ble!

congrats survivin'. not so congrats on the gf.

LovelyTom

Hey, she was lying I just had the dutch courage to say it to her

FunkyChicken

What was she lying about

daisy123

do tell...her whereabouts? her favourite song? her gender?

LovelyTom

She's from Sweden and she's half man half bear half pig and she lied about being at various parties... I saw pictures! with dates attached! She phailed

daisy123

ditch her ass. hahahha. ah no, benefit of the doubt ftw!

LovelyTom

Ah no :P after a year and a half I think dumping her over that is a bit harsh... Just talking and sorting thing's out at the moment... it'd help if she wasn't in America for another 2 weeks

daisy123

Wait til u ain't drunk and just after walking all the way home. Things will be brighter in the mornng. Not much brighter than it is out there. Sleepy time. Night and Luck. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

LovelyTom

daisy123 wrote: »

Wait til u ain't drunk and just after walking all the way home. Things will be brighter in the mornng. Not much brighter than it is out there. Sleepy time. Night and Luck. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

G'night and sleep tight and don't let the join the Nocturnal forum bite

Kazuma

LovelyTom wrote: »

G'night and sleep tight and don't let the join the Nocturnal forum bite

Ahhhhhhh, aggressive advertising. I like.

LovelyTom

Thank you I was trying to be sneaky about it...

flanum

FunkyChicken wrote: »

What did YOU do that was dumb tonight?

threw some out of date mince onto the fire and now it smells like i had an indoor barbeque !

kelle

FunkyChicken wrote: »

I What did YOU do that was dumb tonight?

I logged onto Boards and EUMom, then realised it was 11pm and I hadn't put my children to bed.

JangoFett

Last night I was SO drunk the cops drove me home, dunno why they didn't arrest me or make me sleep it off in a cell, but I got a free ride home!

Ponster

I went to a GOAL ball and bid €2000 on a painting during a charity auction.

STUBBORNGIRL

I WENT TO BON JOVI and it was mad!!!brill. He brought this girl up on stage and security had to literally pull her off him! it was hilarious! cant remember the song that was playing at the time but he couldnt sing it! so funny!

There were thousands and thousands of people at it! it wasnt cramped or anything and the sound was super! he played from 8.30 to 11.10! just brilliant ! he sang Hálleluia after his encore and by god the place was in silence! just amazing!

I was disappointed with Razorlight though but the sound was sh!t for them! i would be a big fan but they just didnt get my vote lastnight i must say! i have seen them at ****** so i know what they are capable of but lastnight they were off for some strange reason!!

We had a terrible roudy group beside us who were so disgusting they urinated right where they were standing!(i mean the women - it was just sick ! sick! sick! and then stayed there! needless to say we legged it! horrified! never been witness to such behaviour in my life before. Now these women would have been in their mid 30's!!!

then i had a booty call at 4pm which i shoudnt have let near the door but i did! sex was ok but he was so cold in the morning and i even went to the trouble of driving him home at 8.30 cause he insisted that he needed to get home! D!ck head and i swear he aint ever coming near me again!! Lesson learned........hope im not preggers now (i was careful but you never know) wouldnt want him as a father to my kid!!! - i should point out that this has been going on for a year! oh and he was acting all weird and when i asked to see his apt he wouldnt let me! i wish i had ran him over when i got the chance:)cruel i know~now i feel like sh!t:mad:

Captain Darling

FunkyChicken wrote: »

What did YOU do that was dumb tonight?

Yore Ma.








FAIL.


Bigtime.

GhostInTheRuins

STUBBORNGIRL wrote: »

I WENT TO BON JOVI and it was mad!!!brill. He brought this girl up on stage and security had to literally pull her off him! it was hilarious! cant remember the song that was playing at the time but he couldnt sing it! so funny!

There were thousands and thousands of people at it! it wasnt cramped or anything and the sound was super! he played from 8.30 to 11.10! just brilliant ! he sang Hálleluia after his encore and by god the place was in silence! just amazing!

I was disappointed with Razorlight though but the sound was sh!t for them! i would be a big fan but they just didnt get my vote lastnight i must say! i have seen them at ****** so i know what they are capable of but lastnight they were off for some strange reason!!

We had a terrible roudy group beside us who were so disgusting they urinated right where they were standing!(i mean the women - it was just sick ! sick! sick! and then stayed there! needless to say we legged it! horrified! never been witness to such behaviour in my life before. Now these women would have been in their mid 30's!!!

then i had a booty call at 4pm which i shoudnt have let near the door but i did! sex was ok but he was so cold in the morning and i even went to the trouble of driving him home at 8.30 cause he insisted that he needed to get home! D!ck head and i swear he aint ever coming near me again!! Lesson learned........hope im not preggers now (i was careful but you never know) wouldnt want him as a father to my kid!!! - i should point out that this has been going on for a year! oh and he was acting all weird and when i asked to see his apt he wouldnt let me! i wish i had ran him over when i got the chance:)cruel i know~now i feel like sh!t:mad:

Sherifu

STUBBORNGIRL wrote: »

then i had a booty call at 4pm which i shoudnt have let near the door but i did! sex was ok but he was so cold in the morning and i even went to the trouble of driving him home at 8.30 cause he insisted that he needed to get home! D!ck head and i swear he aint ever coming near me again!! Lesson learned........hope im not preggers now (i was careful but you never know) wouldnt want him as a father to my kid!!! - i should point out that this has been going on for a year! oh and he was acting all weird and when i asked to see his apt he wouldnt let me! i wish i had ran him over when i got the chance:)cruel i know~now i feel like sh!t:mad:

Ahahahahahaha

/points towards PI

Rb

STUBBORNGIRL wrote: »

I WENT TO BON JOVI and it was mad!!!brill. He brought this girl up on stage and security had to literally pull her off him! it was hilarious! cant remember the song that was playing at the time but he couldnt sing it! so funny!

There were thousands and thousands of people at it! it wasnt cramped or anything and the sound was super! he played from 8.30 to 11.10! just brilliant ! he sang Hálleluia after his encore and by god the place was in silence! just amazing!

I was disappointed with Razorlight though but the sound was sh!t for them! i would be a big fan but they just didnt get my vote lastnight i must say! i have seen them at ****** so i know what they are capable of but lastnight they were off for some strange reason!!

We had a terrible roudy group beside us who were so disgusting they urinated right where they were standing!(i mean the women - it was just sick ! sick! sick! and then stayed there! needless to say we legged it! horrified! never been witness to such behaviour in my life before. Now these women would have been in their mid 30's!!!

then i had a booty call at 4pm which i shoudnt have let near the door but i did! sex was ok but he was so cold in the morning and i even went to the trouble of driving him home at 8.30 cause he insisted that he needed to get home! D!ck head and i swear he aint ever coming near me again!! Lesson learned........hope im not preggers now (i was careful but you never know) wouldnt want him as a father to my kid!!! - i should point out that this has been going on for a year! oh and he was acting all weird and when i asked to see his apt he wouldnt let me! i wish i had ran him over when i got the chance:)cruel i know~now i feel like sh!t:mad:

You don't sound stubborn....

LovelyTom: Try hitting her.

LovelyTom

Rb wrote: »

You don't sound stubborn....

LovelyTom: Try hitting her.

I would but she'd beat lump's outta me :rolleyes:

Max_Damage

Got pissed drunk and launched myself from one of those playground swings into the air. Nearly shattered my knee against a concrete patio.

STUBBORNGIRL

Sherifu wrote: »

Ahahahahahaha

/points towards PI

I wasnt looking for advice so why should this have gone to PI. the thread clearly states what dumb things did you do on Sat night!!! i gave an overview of what i had done for the night followed by the idiotic act i engaged in!!

I know i am relatively new to Boards but correct me if i am wrong thinking i had every right to post that in this thread!

And were you laughing at me Sherifu????? thats not nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sherifu

STUBBORNGIRL wrote: »

I wasnt looking for advice so why should this have gone to PI. the thread clearly states what dumb things did you do on Sat night!!! i gave an overview of what i had done for the night followed by the idiotic act i engaged in!!

I know i am relatively new to Boards but correct me if i am wrong thinking i had every right to post that in this thread!

And were you laughing at me Sherifu????? thats not nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol.

Creamy Goodness

once fell asleep on the 84n, not ****ing ideal considering i got woken up at charlesland (greystones) by a guy saying "hey don't you live in bray?"

got off the bus at ten to 5 and walked back to bray, staggered in the door at half 7.

STUBBORNGIRL

Rb wrote: »

You don't sound stubborn....

LovelyTom: Try hitting her.

Thanks! i do need a good belt... but lovelyTom sounds like he wouldnt hurt a fly!:D maybe you want to give it to me instead??

LovelyTom wrote: »

I would but she'd beat lump's outta me :rolleyes:

LovelyTom i would only give back as good as i got!!!:)

Rb

STUBBORNGIRL wrote: »

Thanks! i do need a good belt... but lovelyTom sounds like he wouldnt hurt a fly!:D maybe you want to give it to me instead??





LovelyTom i would only give back as good as i got!!!:)

I was talking about LovelyToms girlfriend...

STUBBORNGIRL

Rb wrote: »

I was talking about LovelyToms girlfriend...

oops sorry i get it now!!! see if you had used multi quote then i wouldnt have been as confused! I did go back and read LovelyToms message afterwards.....Sorry all involved - brain not functioning properly:p

I dont really think physical Violence is the answer to LovelyToms problem!

keen

LovelyTom wrote: »

I walked through on my own and completely hammered... I also accused the g/f of lying.... I'm in truuuu-ble!

haha your from Artane and your afraid of Donaghmead, Edenmore and Harmonstown. Your hardly living in a safe haven, grow a set of balls man.

Mossy Monk

I watched UFC and went to bed

monkeyfudge

Last time I was on the NiteLink was about 2 weeks ago.

I wasn't really that drunk or anything... But the bus driver stopped the bus and came upstairs to make sure I was awake... I was actually just listening to jazz and may have slipped into a jazz trance.

Doctor DooM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Last time I was on the NiteLink was about 2 weeks ago.

I wasn't really that drunk or anything... But the bus driver stopped the bus and came upstairs to make sure I was awake... I was actually just listening to jazz and may have slipped into a jazz trance.

Jazz fusion or just jazz? Was there slap bass?

monkeyfudge

I was listening to some of the biggest faces in Bebop...

It was dangerous of him to bring me out of a jazz trance like that though... who knows what might have happened..

Doctor DooM

Max_Damage wrote: »

Got pissed drunk and launched myself from one of those playground swings into the air. Nearly shattered my knee against a concrete patio.

You take that "Max damage" thing seriously so!

Doctor DooM

monkeyfudge wrote: »

I was listening to some of the biggest faces in Bebop...

It was dangerous of him to bring me out of a jazz trance like that though... who knows what might have happened..

Gary Numan in future man. Safer in public.

Mint Sauce

sucomed to the false/drunk hunger on the way home, even after washing my teeth before going to bed, could still taste it when woke up 8 hrs later

ash xxx

Ok, well it wasnt last night but maybe about 6 months ago. I got rather messily drunk and ended up walking home with my ex and a couple of his friends. Me being as out of it as I was thought it would be a great idea to fall into a car parked on the road and break off its wing mirror. Then I proceeded to lie down in the middle of the road until the Gurads came and took us all back to the station.
At first I just piss*d myself laughing, then started balling crying. And then they let us go. Eventful night!! The shame!!

Rb

ash xxx wrote: »

then started balling crying

Women :rolleyes:

ash xxx

Rb wrote: »

Women :rolleyes:

Yeah, I agree, but it got me out of the Garda station, so all in all a smooth move methinks. :D

LovelyTom

keen wrote: »

haha your from Artane and your afraid of Donaghmead, Edenmore and Harmonstown. Your hardly living in a safe haven, grow a set of balls man.

Grow a set of balls? I wasn't afraid doing it but walking through those area's on your own in the middle of the night completely hammered is pretty stupid. :rolleyes:

keen

LovelyTom wrote: »

Grow a set of balls? I wasn't afraid doing it but walking through those area's on your own in the middle of the night completely hammered is pretty stupid. :rolleyes:

And walking through Artane isn't?

Lots of pubs in them areas, lots of people walking home hammered, have never had any issues, were you attacked in one of them before?

LovelyTom

Well it can be but that's where I live so shhhhh

TestTransmission

STUBBORNGIRL wrote: »

I WENT TO BON JOVI and it was mad!!!brill. He brought this girl up on stage and security had to literally pull her off him! it was hilarious! cant remember the song that was playing at the time but he couldnt sing it! so funny!

There were thousands and thousands of people at it! it wasnt cramped or anything and the sound was super! he played from 8.30 to 11.10! just brilliant ! he sang Hálleluia after his encore and by god the place was in silence! just amazing!

I was disappointed with Razorlight though but the sound was sh!t for them! i would be a big fan but they just didnt get my vote lastnight i must say! i have seen them at ****** so i know what they are capable of but lastnight they were off for some strange reason!!

We had a terrible roudy group beside us who were so disgusting they urinated right where they were standing!(i mean the women - it was just sick ! sick! sick! and then stayed there! needless to say we legged it! horrified! never been witness to such behaviour in my life before. Now these women would have been in their mid 30's!!!

then i had a booty call at 4pm which i shoudnt have let near the door but i did! sex was ok but he was so cold in the morning and i even went to the trouble of driving him home at 8.30 cause he insisted that he needed to get home! D!ck head and i swear he aint ever coming near me again!! Lesson learned........hope im not preggers now (i was careful but you never know) wouldnt want him as a father to my kid!!! - i should point out that this has been going on for a year! oh and he was acting all weird and when i asked to see his apt he wouldnt let me! i wish i had ran him over when i got the chance:)cruel i know~now i feel like sh!t:mad:

He's a legend,i wouldnt let you know where i lived either:D:D

MrPillowTalk

ash xxx wrote: »

Ok, well it wasnt last night but maybe about 6 months ago. I got rather messily drunk and ended up walking home with my ex and a couple of his friends. Me being as out of it as I was thought it would be a great idea to fall into a car parked on the road and break off its wing mirror. Then I proceeded to lie down in the middle of the road until the Gurads came and took us all back to the station.
At first I just piss*d myself laughing, then started balling crying. And then they let us go. Eventful night!! The shame!!

I allways think its hillarious when you come accross someone on boards you know in real life, its even funnier when you realise they are telling a story you were involved in.

You have edited that story fairly heavily Ash, left out the bit about how I ended up being held by the Guards for 6 hours as a result of your debauchery, also left out the part of you falling off the stool in the pub lol.

Hows things you fruitloop what you up to these days.

Eoin.

ash xxx

Awww jaysus *runs and hides in corner* Howaya Eoin, ah yes that was a good night, left a good impression didnt I??!!! And dont blame me on you getting locked up, you shouldnt have been flappin that mouth of yours off to the lovely Garda.

LovelyTom

Haha

Awkward....

ash xxx

Indeed.

'Ol Jack Chance

i remember a terrible saturday night a while ago. drinking in mates apartment made the mistake of telling one of my girl mates that i fancied her...got shot down...went on a whiskey fuelled rampage. worst hangover ever.