jameson is gay

Random

i drank jameson tonight in the pub. End of the night the bar man comes over, asks who's drinking it, and says it's gay.

What did i miss? Is it gay then?

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TequilaMockingBird

Didn't you hear????

dubsgirl

Depends were you in The George at the time?

TequilaMockingBird

On yer fancy mobile device.

cianclarke

I'd say Jameson is probably one of the least gay drinks... And tbh I'm surprised you didn't bottle him really, asking for it with that kinda talk...

kmart6

What kinda barman was this guy?! If you had asked for a Malibu and milk with Slimline milk then you'd be gay!

monkeyfudge

If you had ice in it... then yes... maybe you are a little bit gay.

Random

it was in a standard local pub. In a group of a few with them drinking pints.

I had a double at one stage too.

I did mix some 7 up.
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kmart6

Not 7-Up!!!:rolleyes:

Random

i'm not bothered arguing with the bar man over it. I'm not too bothered about what people think much to the point of being offended.

I'm early twenties by the way.

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TequilaMockingBird

What really happened:



Mayo Barman: Who's is dis, is it gaaaaaaaan?

Pissed OP: WTF? Me? I'm not fookin gay?!

Mayo Barman: Sound. /Wink

Pissed OP: OMFG - Jameson is gay???

Rb

You should have waited for him to finish work and then stabbed him on his way home.

johnnyskeleton

I like the barman's way of doing things - he made a random comment about your drink and it has you on the internet (via your phone nonetheless) asking if whiskey is a gay drink.

Rb

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

I like the barman's way of doing things - he made a random comment about your drink and it has you on the internet (via your phone nonetheless) asking if whiskey is a gay drink.

Indeed.

Random, if you avoid Jameson in the future you're a homophobe.

dubsgirl

Random - you sure you don't want to take this to personal issues?

Thread title - Am I gay?

monkeyfudge

Rb wrote: »

You should have waited for him to finish work and then stabbed him on his way home.

Or had sex with him... if it turns out you are actually gay.

Reganio 2

Nah it was probably not the drink, but maybe next time you shouldn't wear that pink tutu to the pub.

El Weirdo

Jameson is gay. Official.
Crested Ten is also gay (probably gayer). Official.
Power's. All the proper men drink this so its not gay. Official.*

Edit- *Based on the Country Pubs of Ireland Act, 1924

TequilaMockingBird

el_weirdo wrote: »

Jameson is gay. Official.
Crested Ten is also gay (probably gayer). Official.
Power's. All the proper men drink this so its not gay. Official.

I agree, but the Powers men smell.

For the love of God can't there be a middle ground...

Rb

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Or had sex with him... if it turns out you are actually gay.

"Surprise!"

El Weirdo

Rb wrote: »

"Surprise!"

"Remember me?"

Voodu Child

Maybe he was trying to set you up with his mate James's son?

magick

this thread is gay, Jameson is not

Random

dubsgirl wrote: »

Random - you sure you don't want to take this to personal issues?

Thread title - Am I gay?

Personal issues lol.

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johnnyskeleton

sueme wrote: »

I agree, but the Powers men smell.

For the love of God can't there be a middle ground...

Bushmills, for the middle of the road metros.

El Weirdo

random wrote: »

Personal issues lol.

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No point expecting the OP to reply to any questions. How is he supposed to reply in any great detail on his mobile whilst at the same time fcuking the barman in question the arse?

Daftendirekt

Once it wasn't mixed with semen, you're ok.

TequilaMockingBird

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Bushmills, for the middle of the road metros.

.

You could be right there actually. Its a tad on the metro side but hmm...

sidneykidney

Maybe he asked if you wanted another J. J=jameson.





but i bet your still ghey

Random

i am now drinking further and shall return tomorrow to discuss this very important topic.

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TequilaMockingBird

random wrote: »

i am now drinking further and shall return tomorrow to discuss this very important topic.

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K.
Just watch the pinky finger yeah?

Agamemnon

If you drank it with ice or a mixer, it's outrageously gay, dahling.

If you drank it straight, it's straight.

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flanum

only mixer allowed is "red", and its "jamie" not "jamieson",ask for "jamie and red" and if he pours the red and asks you when to stop, tell him to stop as soon as he starts to pour, barely a thimble full! just to colour it not to flavour it!

Overheal

sueme wrote: »

On yer fancy mobile device.

i know; how gay

kaimera

flanum wrote: »

only mixer allowed is "red", and its "jamie" not "jamieson",ask for "jamie and red" and if he pours the red and asks you when to stop, tell him to stop as soon as he starts to pour, barely a thimble full! just to colour it not to flavour it!

gtfo ya yuppy.

'jamie' my bollocks.

John is turning in his grave at the sounds of 'jamie & red'. Mixers are ghey.

/me wonders off to purchase 18yo Jameson

Overheal

mmm.....18 year old jameson on ice. heaven.

Lirange

It does make you ghey. Indeed so. I dare not type it or utter it let alone drink it. It will make you want to swallow a pistol. Any association and you've gone beyond. You have crossed over. If you go to the film festival you may receive an unsolicited colonoscopy. They spike it with Ricky Martin's pheromones at the distillery.

Jimbo

I suppose liking Jemma Jameson is gay also...

RobertFoster

Apparently, Jameson's first pornographic film appearances were lesbian scenes. She says: "Girl-on-girl was easy and natural. Then they offered me lots of money to do boy-girl."

Jimbo

RobertFoster wrote: »

Apparently, Jameson's first pornographic film appearances were lesbian scenes. She says: "Girl-on-girl was easy and natural. Then they offered me lots of money to do boy-girl."

Encyclopediac knowledge there of JJ. Respect

lostexpectation

does that posted via mobile device come up automatically

Stephen

Yes.

Ponster

lostexpectation wrote: »

does that posted via mobile device come up automatically

Yep. It's also gay.

EKRIUQ

Ponster wrote: »

Yep. It's also gay.

Or when it says posted on a iphone, now how gay is that

Saruman

Ordinary Jameson is a little Gay in the sense that its a little weak, maybe thats what he meant? 12 year old is lovely stuff. And Middleton blows the mind its so good
Right now at home i drink the local stuff like Connemara (peated), Tyrconnell single malt, Tullamore Dew. I like Kilbeggan also. And i have a nice bottle of Middleton for special occasions.

Sherifu

Jimmy McNulty swears by it...

Profiler

random wrote: »

i drank jameson tonight in the pub. End of the night the bar man comes over, asks who's drinking it, and says it's gay.

What did i miss? Is it gay then?

Wait... I like 12 year old Jameson... does that make me really sick, I mean Garry Glitter sick... :eek:

Mossy Monk

johnnyskeleton wrote: »

Bushmills, for the middle of the road metros.

lmao. I will say this the next time I am in the pub. I envisage a pint glass being trown at me though.

Profiler wrote: »

Wait... I like 12 year old Jameson... does that make me really sick, I mean Garry Glitter sick... :eek:

No as whiskey does not equal humans

Profiler

Mossy Monk wrote: »

No as whiskey does not equal humans

Well last time I drank 12 year old Jameson I was sick, but I suspect that it was the many MANY pints of beer that were the problem...

Mossy Monk

Profiler wrote: »

Well last time I drank 12 year old Jameson I was sick, but I suspect that it was the many MANY pints of beer that were the problem...

Whiskey does get a bad reputation due to lager abuse. It is a shame.

RonMexico

jimbo78 wrote: »

I suppose liking Jemma Jameson is gay also...

Who is this Jemma Jameson you speak of? Is she the pikey version of Jenna Jameson the world famous porn star?:pac: