At home alone on Saturday night... what to do?

Dave!

Someone gimme something interesting to do... I don't wanna vedge in front of the pooter all night Not arsed goin out

Ideas?

Something unusual and/or creative please

Yes I'll be perusing the porn websites later on, so don't bother suggesting that

Agamemnon

Why wait? There's a lot of porn out there and it's not going to watch itself.

Alternatively, clean the house or spy on your neighbours.

Doctor DooM

DaveMcG wrote: »

Someone gimme something interesting to do... I don't wanna vedge in front of the pooter all night Not arsed goin out

Ideas?

Something unusual and/or creative please

Yes I'll be perusing the porn websites later on, so don't bother suggesting that

God made tellys for a reason!

Peared

Make friends with Peared!

She gets sad when she sees that she has no friends

Very quick, love you short time, lots of time left for pron.

Run_to_da_hills

SDooM wrote: »

God made tellys for a reason!

Kill your television..... http://www.turnoffyourtv.com/

Ruu_Old

Make a few prank calls and knock on the neighbours door and then run away. A classic, that one.

Dave!

TVs are like internets, only sh*tter and less interactive

Nick-nacks are fun alright, but I'm not as fast as I used to be They'd probably catch me gasping for breath at the end of their drive-way

Dord

Team America is on Channel 4 at the moment.

/sings song freedom isn't free, it costs a hefty furkin' fee....

Latchy

DaveMcG wrote: »

Yes I'll be perusing the porn websites later on, so don't bother suggesting that

I am drinking slowly tonight .Seen any good porn sites latley?

Abi

Make up a bunny bomb?

Clare Bear

I'm allergic to Saturday nights in, I feel like everyone else is out having the best night of their life :rolleyes: Just absolutely knackered tonight and couldn't be arsed. Watch Team America DaveMcG.

Dave!

latchyco wrote: »

I am drinking slowly tonight .Seen any good porn sites latley?

Usually any dirty word suffixed with 'tube' is a pretty safe bet...

carchaeologist

Microwave something metal.....tin foil is great!!
Edit:For best effect try a CD,preferably one that you dont like!!

johnnyskeleton

1) Drink yourself into a stuppor and be woken up lying face down in a puddle of your own vomit by your other half.

2) Learn to play the piano.

3) Read War and Peace.

Earthhorse

Can you drive? Maybe go for a drive?

Do a podcast for boards.

Do impersonations of people using their posts and put the results up on YouTube.

Go watch ted.com to get some inspiration.

Can you drive?

Andrewf20

My top tips for a top night in:

Make a cave out of blankets and pillows down in the living room.

Read the Argos catalogue. Become dejected about all the stuff in it that you dont have.

Or get into the car and do some donuts on the lawn.

Balloon the neighbours cat in the microwave.

robert2000

try to invent a new cocktail from any alcoholic and non poisonous liquids you have about the place, as long as you drink them all it won't matter if they taste good or not:o

Dave!

Earthhorse wrote: »

Can you drive? Maybe go for a drive?

Yeah I drive, and if it were still bright out that's probs what I'd do tbh! But I don't really enjoy driving at night, so I'll give it a miss. Good suggestion though!

Earthhorse wrote: »

Do a podcast for boards.

hmmm... I'll investigate that. Actually I'll have a look for the microphone and might record a song! That's another idea spawned from your post! Good lad

Earthhorse wrote: »

Do impersonations of people using their posts and put the results up on YouTube.

I'm trying to avoid feeling like a loser, but cheers!

Earthhorse wrote: »

Go watch ted.com to get some inspiration.

Brilliant website I've actually watched most of the videos I'm interested in though! I'll have another browse.

Earthhorse wrote: »

Can you drive?

Yeah


Actually I was watching a lecture by Steven Pinker last night... tis on youtube... might finish watching that

MysticalSoul

Well, if you're really looking for something to do, you could write one of my four essays for me. I can give you my ethics essay to do

kowloon

Welcome to my world. Buy some night vision goggles and a gut hook. You can join me as I stalk a group of attractive teenagers in their mid twenties and pick them off one by one.

Dave!

Andrewf20 wrote: »

My top tips for a top night in:

Make a cave out of blankets and pillows down in the living room.

Haven't done that in years, totally have to give it a shot

Miss Fluff

carchaeologist wrote: »

Microwave something metal.....tin foil is great!!
Edit:For best effect try a CD,preferably one that you dont like!!

Or try this and let us know how you get on
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=oH0wfF68c4w

lemon_of_old

Andrewf20 wrote: »

My top tips for a top night in:

Make a cave out of blankets and pillows down in the living room.

Read the Argos catalogue. Become dejected about all the stuff in it that you dont have.

LOL
I'm going to read the Argos catalogue IN the cave made out of blankets and pillows. Deadly suggestion!

kowloon

irishamethyst wrote: »

Well, if you're really looking for something to do, you could write one of my four essays for me. I can give you my ethics essay to do

Ethics is a very good thing. I like ethics. Ethics are important.

how many words does this essay need to be?

MysticalSoul

kowloon wrote: »

Ethics is a very good thing. I like ethics. Ethics are important.

how many words does this essay need to be?

Between 3000 - 3500. It is ethics from a counselling/therapy point of view.

Adam

I'm also in tonight, vegging in front of the pooter...

TequilaMockingBird

kowloon wrote: »

You can join me as I stalk a group of attractive teenagers in their mid twenties and pick them off one by one.

Your a crap stalker tbh.

Andrewf20

Glad you like my suggestions!

kowloon

sueme wrote: »

Your a crap stalker tbh.

Hows that?

irishamethyst, you can use the 12 words I gave you for free. No thanks necessary.

davyjose

Abigayle wrote: »

Make up a bunny bomb?

Superlol

Earthhorse

Did you ever decide what you were going to do with your life after making all those "What should I do with my life?" posts a few years ago? Maybe you should focus on that.

davyjose

Do 500 push-ups

lemon_of_old

Sitting in on a Saturday night is friggin awful, thank God for pooter and Team America. And ice cream. And wine.

Dave!

Earthhorse wrote: »

Did you ever decide what you were going to do with your life after making all those "What should I do with my life?" posts a few years ago? Maybe you should focus on that.

Oh yeh forgot about those... Yeah I decided to finish college and then worry about what to do next Going into my final year! Hopefully didn't fail any exams...

davyjose wrote: »

Do 500 push-ups

..... push.... up.... ???

Having failed to find the microphone, I've decided to continue watching Sex and the City (and pretending I'm watching it for all the nekked ladies rather than the actual storyline), whilst vedging in front of the pooter and drinking tea.

Lockstep

Ah saturday nights aren;t too bad.

If I've been out during the day doing stuff then I'm happy to vegetate in front of Boards all evening.


Also, I am being fed tomorrow on the taxpayers dime.
God bless the army reserves.

Earthhorse

DaveMcG wrote: »

Oh yeh forgot about those... Yeah I decided to finish college and then worry about what to do next Going into my final year! Hopefully didn't fail any exams...

Cool.

DaveMcG wrote: »

Having failed to find the microphone, I've decided to continue watching Sex and the City (and pretending I'm watching it for all the nekked ladies rather than the actual storyline), whilst vedging in front of the pooter and drinking tea.

Steven Pinker is in Sex and the City?

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Ah saturday nights aren;t too bad.

As long as you're not being hassled on a thread and...wait a minute...

kickoutthejams wrote: »

If I've been out during the day doing stuff then I'm happy to vegetate in front of Boards all evening.

I was in work today. Quite a way to spend the first day of my holidays. Should probably have gone out but kinda tired.

TequilaMockingBird

Sort out all your old photos, while in your tent, drinking tea, with the Pinker lecture on in the background.

You will then have achieved:

1. Organisation (photos)
2. Survival skills (tent)
3. Avoided dehydration (tea)
4. Education (lecture)


Its win win.

Abi

sueme wrote: »

Sort out all your old photos, while in your tent, drinking tea, with the Pinker lecture on in the background.

You will then have achieved:

1. Organisation (photos)
2. Survival skills (tent)
3. Avoided dehydration (tea)
4. Education (lecture)


Its win win.

Jezuz SM. Id rather extract my molars sans anisthetic. Wtf have you done with your avatar? I miss the crazy lookin cat

I still think bunny bomb in box ftw yeah.

Michellenman

Watch CSI. It's the only thing for it.

Or, your sex might prevent this but, put on a face mask!

Detox is good for this time of night, just don't fall asleep with it, it will go everywhere.

Creature

Pick a Faith No More song and listen to it 27 times in a row.

Adam

Creature wrote: »

Pick a Faith No More song and listen to it 27 times in a row.

:eek:

Don't.

Creature

Ok, pick a song by a different artist or do something else 27 times in a row.

Adam

Creature wrote: »

Ok, pick a song by a different artist or do something else 27 times in a row.

Now I need to know why, why 27 times?

Creature

Why not? It's a cool number.

Adam

Creature wrote: »

Why not? It's a cool number.

This is true

RandolphEsq

DaveMcG wrote: »

Someone gimme something interesting to do... I don't wanna vedge in front of the pooter all night Not arsed goin out

Ideas?

Something unusual and/or creative please

Yes I'll be perusing the porn websites later on, so don't bother suggesting that

-Write short stories
-Print off Ben & Jerry's '2euro off' voucher and buy a tub of Baked Alaska flavour in Tesco for 1.24euro. Eat.
-Exercise
-Gamble

Reganio 2

Do some study for my Leaving Cert and then PM me what you learned F***ED if I am gonna do it

eVeNtInE

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Sherifu

Rent a movie, get snacks & beers. Evening sorted.

KTRIC

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