Acceptable cocktails

Maximilian

Ok lads, whats an acceptable cocktail for a man to drink? I know the temptation will be to say beer only or perhaps petrol but let's be honest here.

Personally speaking, I think only Mojitos are acceptable. Straws should not be used. Also, women should not be allowed to drink them at all, as it unacceptably feminises this tasty beverage.

Will

long island ice tea

Maximilian

Wilburt wrote: »

long island ice tea

Has the word "tea" in it though.

justsomebloke

whiskey and ice

Tom Dunne

jsb wrote: »

whiskey and ice

Yip, that's as far as it goes for me. Though I have been known to stretch to a double.

Abi

Pff pussys. You can have annny cocktail you want, just have your smarty pants answers on the ready.

Situation 1

Hot Girl: Hey, what are you drinking there? Its nice to see a bloke is so comfortable in his own skin...

You: Its a Sloe Comfortable Screw, want one dawlin'? :pac:


Situation 2

Other Bloke: Wtf is that you're drinkin dude?

You: Its a pineapple cooler man. If its good enough for Dellboy, its good enough for me




/Walk off with balls still firmly in place

Maximilian

Abigayle wrote: »

You: Its a pineapple cooler man. If its good enough for Dellboy, its good enough for me




/Walk off with balls still firmly in place

Nonsense. That has a pink umbrella in it.

Zaph

Maximilian wrote: »

Ok lads, whats an acceptable cocktail for a man to drink? I know the temptation will be to say beer only or perhaps petrol but let's be honest here.

Personally speaking, I think only Mojitos are acceptable. Straws should not be used. Also, women should not be allowed to drink them at all, as it unacceptably feminises this tasty beverage.

Abi

Maximilian wrote: »

Nonsense. That has a pink umbrella in it.

And what? You afraid of a little pink umbrella Maxi ? :pac:

Dell was into his flamboyant drinks, but was not one for 'nufters' as he put it.

If you arent man enough to order any cocktail off the menu then;

I think only Mojitos are acceptable. Straws should not be used. Also, women should not be allowed to drink them at all, as it unacceptably feminises this tasty beverage.

Order a pint of Mojito

Maximilian

Abigayle wrote: »

And what? You afraid of a little pink umbrella Maxi ? :pac:

Dell was into his flamboyant drinks, but was not one for 'nufters' as he put it.

If you arent man enough to order any cocktail off the menu then;



Order a pint of Mojito

No I wouldn't say afraid of the umbrella. Irritated more like. It serves no practical purpose and should therefore be discarded. Mojo's require no decorative enhancements.

I don't think Dell is good example as I regard him as a cretin.

Finally, a pint of Mojito cries alcohol problem to be honest.

Nevyn

Wilburt wrote: »

long island Caribbean ice tea

Fixed that for you.

Tom Dunne

I actually had a Bloody Mary once.

But I didn't swallow.

Srsly, in was the most rancid thing I have ever tasted.

jesus_thats_gre

Caprina.. SAVAGE!!

Dragan

Whatever the hell i want.

What kind of "man" gives a **** what people think about his booze of choice?;)

DetectivFoxtrot

Sex on The Beach and Tequila Sunrise NYOM :pac:

Too metro fo the bretheren?

I see nothing wrong with men drinking cocktails once there is no pinky pointing involved.....!:cool:

Gaspode

Is a pint with a paper umbrella in it considered a cocktail, cos I like those ones?

DenMan

Hello Brothers, new guy here. I have really started to like this, vanilla vodka and cider, yum. One of the bands I like (Nightwish) happen to like it too. What you think, it's ****ing brill. Peace.

das_uber_thingy

Maximilian wrote: »

Ok lads, whats an acceptable cocktail for a man to drink? I know the temptation will be to say beer only or perhaps petrol but let's be honest here.

Personally speaking, I think only Mojitos are acceptable. Straws should not be used. Also, women should not be allowed to drink them at all, as it unacceptably feminises this tasty beverage.

Two words:

"White Russian"

Three more words:

"The Dude Abides"

Red Hand

Appletini

Karl Hungus

das_uber_thingy wrote: »

Two words:

"White Russian"

Three more words:

"The Dude Abides"

This man speaketh the truth. If it's good enough for the Dude, I'm happy.

MissHoneyBun

A man should only ever be seen with a cocktail when in the company of a woman!

Karl Hungus

Also:

DJ_Spider

+1 for the vodka martini, shaken not stirred of course!

But THE real James Bond was Mr Connery. (who came 3rd in the Mr Universe competition in 1953!)

QuadLeo

Not really one for the cocktails but I've tried a few that are descent and I would have again. Not sure if they're acceptable though.

Chocolate Martini is really good. But comes in a girly glass.

Black Russians don't really look like cocktails so you can get away with looking like your drinking coke. And they taste good.

Karl Hungus

DJ_Spider wrote: »

+1 for the vodka martini, shaken not stirred of course!

Lovely drink as well, and for some odd reason I had never tried one untill about 2 years back, despite being a life long James Bond fan. It's definitely a man's cocktail, no doubt about it.

Oh, and just for you:

DJ_Spider

Nice to see him using Smirnoff as well!

Hagar

I thought Wan King was a town in China until I discovered Smirnoff.

Pepe LeFrits

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Appletini

A straight-guy drink!

Vodka martinis are nice, but shaken is bad.

Dyr

das_uber_thingy wrote: »

Two words:

"White Russian"

Three more words:

"The Dude Abides"

f***in A

the correct answer to the OPs question was: free ones.

Victor

If its served by a scantily clad woman on a tropical beach - anything you want is acceptable.

LovelyTom

Any of them are as long as they're served in either a coconut or a little tiki man thingy.

JIZZLORD

and now for a manly cocktail. the snakebite...

half pint cider
half pint lager
a bit of blackcurrant.

Abi

JIZZLORD wrote: »

and now for a manly cocktail. the snakebite...

half pint cider
half pint lager
a bit of blackcurrant.

I love dems me.. avec de la glace :pac:

JIZZLORD

it's like a poor mans mixed fruit kopparberg

Abi

I think you'd know I was lying if I told you I didnt drink that too..


Summer weather brings out the tacky drinker in me :pac:

LovelyTom

Abigayle wrote: »

I think you'd know I was lying if I told you I didnt drink that too..


Summer weather brings out the tacky drinker in me :pac:

Ye littles lehends!

Winters

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Appletini

I agree with the christfag smart guy. Appletini's are very nice, their downfall comes in the girly glass it comes in.

I ordered one once with boardsies and I will never live it down ¬_¬

DublinWriter

Ernest Hemingway drank nothing but Mohjitos.

Slow Motion

*Sigh* This thread? Teh fail!

Rob_l

A surfer on acid

John Mason

:eek: OMG


NO COCKTAILS ARE ACCEPTABLE FOR MEN :mad:



THE ONLY PEOPLE IN FACT COCKTAILS ARE ACCEPTABLE FOR ARE THE 18 -25 GIRLS TRYING TO PRETEND TO BE IN SEX IN THE CITY



THE LADIES LOUNGE IS OVER THAT WAY

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SHEESH

Maximilian

And Caps-Lock is this way:

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Caps gives you eye cancer.

justsomebloke

Maximilian wrote:

Caps gives you eye cancer.

damn you, I hate when everyone in the offices starts staring at me

Rob_l

jsb wrote: »

damn you, I hate when everyone in the offices starts staring at me

Probably shouldn't have gone in naked then eh

Doctor DooM

Maximilian wrote: »

And Caps-Lock is this way:

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Caps gives you eye cancer.

irishbird wrote: »

:eek: OMG


NO COCKTAILS ARE ACCEPTABLE FOR MEN :mad:



THE ONLY PEOPLE IN FACT COCKTAILS ARE ACCEPTABLE FOR ARE THE 18 -25 GIRLS TRYING TO PRETEND TO BE IN SEX IN THE CITY



THE LADIES LOUNGE IS OVER THAT WAY

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SHEESH

Doesn't stop her from being right though, does it?

Rob_l

SDooM wrote: »

Doesn't stop her from being right though, does it?

but she is wrong though

Whiskey sours is a perfect example of a mixed, mans drink

John Mason

Rob_l wrote: »

but she is wrong though

Whiskey sours is a perfect example of a mixed, mans drink

WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you a man or a mouse.

whiskey neat is the only way a real man (or wimmin for that matter) would drink his whiskey

Karl Hungus

I don't care what you say, Irishbird, the vodka martini is a man's drink, and I will drink it when I have the cash. Damnit.

John Mason

Karl Hungus wrote: »

I don't care what you say, Irishbird, the vodka martini is a man's drink, and I will drink it when I have the cash. Damnit.

I would never be one to tell a man he is wrong, as the men are always right


but..............you are so wrong

Karl Hungus

irishbird wrote: »

but..............you are so wrong

Only one way to settle this... Martini drinking contest. :pac:

Rob_l

irishbird wrote: »

WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you a man or a mouse.

whiskey neat is the only way a real man (or wimmin for that matter) would drink his whiskey

AS a man I think I know more about the requirements of entry into the male club
2 main ones are 1. Never admit being wrong
and 2. testicles and a knowing that a pen is mightier than a sword


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