Head

Tom Dunne

As a member of the male species who is by the day fighting a losing battle with a receding hairline, there may come a day when the final solitary tufts may have to be manually removed. I have accepted my fate and no longer look to my follicley endowed brethren with envy. Apart from Wibbs, that is (it's just not natural at his age).

Anyway, as a woman, do you prefer a man's head with the smooth contours of a frozen lake, or would you prefer a man whose head resembles the dense undergrowth of the Wicklow mountains?

Peared

I think the answers to this will be interchangeable with the answers to the tall/short, poor/rich, fat/skinny, big boobs/small boobs threads.

Some people:bald.

other people:hair

More other people:either.

Other people again:you're baldist.

People:Tis personal choice.

Etc.

Black Swan

Depends on your face and head. Some lads look better closely cut, like the actor in Transporter I, II, and Crank (Jason Statham). Saw him once in a film with a rug, and did not think him attractive at all.

ChewChew

Jaysus Tom,

I was preparing to read how guys with a beer gut & a receding hairline and of course getting on in age would like a bit of head and I was ready to give my full detailed description.. anyways, seen as though its not, I'll answer your question (when I stop laughing)

personally I prefere a shaved head. if you start losing your hair, just get rid of it all.

Zaph

ChewChew wrote: »

Jaysus Tom,

I was preparing to read how guys with a beer gut & a receding hairline and of course getting on in age would like a bit of head and I was ready to give my full detailed description..

Please do, it'll make for a far more interesting thread.

DetectivFoxtrot

Some men with no hair are the hawtness a la Jason Statham, Billy Zane ^^^

Then floppy hair is nice - Hugh Grant

And just nice hair like Brad Pitt, Robert Downey Jnr, and good oul George*

shiny heads are a no-no


*mmmmmm George

ChewChew

Zaph wrote: »

Please do, it'll make for a far more interesting thread.

I was thinking that. I'm about to fall asleep here. . . snooooze. . . Shame on Tom for starting such a RIDICULOUS thread

So I'm the only perv here who thought it was about something else entirely?






*needs pervy smiley

Cmol

mmmm... male pattern baldnes... my fave

ChewChew

Papa Smut wrote: »

So I'm the only perv here who thought it was about something else entirely?






*needs pervy smiley

I doubt this very much., lol.

Karen_*

Bald, not bald, half bald, I don't mind at all! It all depends on the size of the wallet:p

Abi

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Anyway, as a woman, do you prefer a man's head with the smooth contours of a frozen lake, or would you prefer a man whose head resembles the dense undergrowth of the Wicklow mountains?

Well Tom, either or is fine. Once it suits him, then its all dudley.


I too, was conned by the title. I was expecting stories and experiences.


/pulls fly up and leaves

Deja Vu.
Methinks someone is a worry wart.

Personally no male in my bloodline has ever been bald, I'd don't see why I should be one to dilute it now.

cuckoo

The only concern i have when considering this is that those who do not have hair on top either wear a hat or use sunblock on v sunny days.

Sunburnt scalps are eeeewwww.

Piste

Very few men look good with no hair, these men include but are not limited to Edward Norton (he pulls off both looks effortlessly tbh) and Wentworth Miller.

vibe666

I'm confused.

so are you saying that if I shave off my hair I'll get more head, or just sunburn?

bronte

Papa Smut wrote: »

So I'm the only perv here who thought it was about something else entirely?






*needs pervy smiley

No, no, I did too

DetectivFoxtrot

@ vibe666

both!

less hair more head - that not sorta obvious??

I'm awfully disapointed in this thread

Wibbs

Tom Dunne wrote: »

I have accepted my fate and no longer look to my follicley endowed brethren with envy. Apart from Wibbs, that is (it's just not natural at his age).

At my age nothing is natural. Artificial is the way to go, though the carbon fibre hip is giving me grief.

ChewChew wrote: »

Jaysus Tom,

I was preparing to read how guys with a beer gut & a receding hairline and of course getting on in age would like a bit of head and I was ready to give my full detailed description..

...and I was prepared to receive such wisdom.

Karen_* wrote: »

Bald, not bald, half bald, I don't mind at all! It all depends on the size of the wallet:p

Woman thy name is honesty.:D

It doesn't seem to matter that much. The bloke I know with the most female attention has had natures little harvesters hard at work on his follicles for the guts of 20 years. He claims it's because his brains run too hot. Grass doesn't grow on a well used track.:D

Slow Motion

Some men have perfectly shaped heads, others have hair:D

Ginny

Meh, some men suit shaved heads some don't.
I've gone out with more shaved heads then full heads of hair as far as I can remember!:D

moco

I prefer hair, but if the hairline is receeding it's definitely better to get rid of what's left.

GirlInterrupted

Me, I like the baldies. Less hair stuck down the shower drain is only one advantage. Shampoo savings another. Not waking up with someone who has nicer hair than me is always good. I like the promise of extra testosterone supplies. All good stuff.

Dragan

DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

Some men with no hair are the hawtness a la Jason Statham, Billy Zane ^^^

Lucky you put a comma between those two names, otherwise they would have started fighting.

:eek:

Tom Dunne

Well, I chickened out.

Went to the barbers, but just couldn't bring myself to get him to cut it all off.

So I went for a 3.

Next time.

Abi

Pics or it never happened tbh. :pac:

The Queen

For fuck sake. I was ready to talk about blow jobs. What is it with men, and their hair? Typical.

GirlInterrupted

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Well, I chickened out.

Went to the barbers, but just couldn't bring myself to get him to cut it all off.

So I went for a 3.

Next time.

3 is a good start, seude effect, like it.

Abi

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

3 is a good start, seude effect, like it.

o_0 You like the guy on top, dont you?







:pac:

GirlInterrupted

Abigayle wrote: »

o_0 You like the guy on top, dont you

:pac:

Only when I'm tired and want to take a sneaky nap, otherwise me in charge is the natural order of things .

Abi

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Only when I'm tired and want to take a sneaky nap

[catherine tate] That is *hand-motions* well badt! [/catherine tate]


mmm .. baby your hair is so suedey.. oh thats.. ZzzzzzzzzzZZZ


:pac:

Tom Dunne

Abigayle wrote: »

mmm .. baby your hair is so suedey.. oh thats.. ZzzzzzzzzzZZZ

You haven't seen my hair.

GirlInterrupted

Tom Dunne wrote: »

You haven't seen my hair.

Is it seudey? is it? well?:)

Loopy

D I S A P O I N T E D...

Thought this was going to be a nice 'juicy' thread...

Anyway, defo prefer a guy to shave it off if he is starting to loose it.

Besides, your not bald - your just taller than your hair:p

Zaph

The Queen wrote: »

For fuck sake. I was ready to talk about blow jobs. What is it with men, and their hair? Typical.

looptheloop wrote: »

D I S A P O I N T E D...

Thought this was going to be a nice 'juicy' thread...

Anyway, defo prefer a guy to shave it off if he is starting to loose it.

Besides, your not bald - your just taller than your hair:p

Feel free to turn this thread into everything you hoped it would be. Following on from the OP's original post just means you're conforming to the male social paradigm, or some other similar nonsense. Seriously, knock yourselves out, this thread is only what you make of it. And yes, I'm very drunk.

Abi

Zaph wrote: »

this thread is only what you make of it. And yes, I'm very drunk.

Kewl. Im just pig-sick that I wasnt around to take advantage of your drunken state.


We'd have pics of you getting friendly with the Dyson by now..





Tom, hows the hair? still as soft as a bag of bunnies? :pac:

watna

Tom, didn't you start a thread like this before? Is your hair receding even more? Are you getting a bit paranoid?

Don't be fooled by him ladies, he gets regular hair cuts. I know, I've seen them!

Tom Dunne

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Is it seudey? is it? well?:)

Abigayle wrote: »

Tom, hows the hair? still as soft as a bag of bunnies? :pac:

It's, well, a bit suedey. Or prickly. I dunno, it's short.

watna wrote: »

Tom, didn't you start a thread like this before? Is your hair receding even more? Are you getting a bit paranoid?

Don't be fooled by him ladies, he gets regular hair cuts. I know, I've seen them!

Damn you and your memory. And damn me and my memory.

watna

Tom Dunne wrote: »

Damn you and your memory. And damn me and my memory.

Himself says that all the time. Was at at party last night and him and his friend started talking about some tv programme or band. I had to remind them both that they'd had exactly the same conversation last Saturday at a different party!

Your hair is lovely and you know it!

Tom Dunne

watna wrote: »

Your hair is lovely and you know it!

I know. But sometimes a man just needs to hear these things.

watna

Tom Dunne wrote: »

I know. But sometimes a man just needs to hear these things.

Well, I'm not in the office anymore to tell you these things. I'll have to send you "you have nice hair" pms everyday instead!

GirlInterrupted

Tom Dunne wrote: »

It's, well, a bit suedey. Or prickly. I dunno, it's short.

Does it tickle your palms when you rub your hand over your head, or do you get stubble rash?:)

Vin Diesel is sexy and he's bald.. although I think that's by choice.

Another then him.. I can't say I'm into baldness..

Good luck!

Tom Dunne

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Does it tickle your palms when you rub your hand over your head, or do you get stubble rash?:)

Um, tickley (people are now staring at me)