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Scouse Contraception

  • 05-06-2008 8:54am
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    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to nick one.

    The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

    The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

    A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

    The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

    So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
    can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand...

    This procedure also works in parts of Essex, Sunderland, and anywhere in Wales.


Comments

  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 12,110 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dizzyblonde


    Excellent :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,571 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    Haha, classic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,065 ✭✭✭✭Malice


    Very good!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    Ha... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,875 ✭✭✭ShoulderChip


    ouch is that true?

    edit: oh wait i'm in the humour forum, not humanities.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Diddy Kong


    Classic very good :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    I think that this is the best on humor boards in a long while - well done.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Took me a minute. Read it wrong the first time.

    Good.


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