Your Porno Name.

Steve_o

The way it works is you take your first pets name and YORE MA's maiden name and put them together...

Mines: Holly Fenlon....kinda stupid but never the less.

Been done before but

Jesse Smyth - not bad

briantwin

Sam O'Moore

I like it....lines me up for a sequel

Sherifu

I like Yolonda Jones. (Not going by the rule)

Duggy747

Fishy Henry

I had a goldfish but I was never arsed naming him, just ended up calling him Fishy. Not the, eh, hottest name then!

Solarball10

Blackie O'Brien.

I'm a culchie porn star PMSL

They do it besht in the schticks!

michael.oleary

Flash Smyth! (He was a Goldfish if you must ask)

RubyXI

Black Beauty Eaton

Hottt...............

Cactus Col

Arent' they two of the questions asked by banks as security questions when setting up an account?

Steve_o

Cactus Col wrote: »

Arent' they two of the questions asked by banks as security questions when setting up an account?

lol, i do believe they are... never noticed that!:D

michael.oleary

Cactus Col wrote: »

Arent' they two of the questions asked by banks as security questions when setting up an account?

Good thing I don't give the correct answer

Death or Glory

Leonardo Sheridan

Irishcrx

Rex Rock....I like it...

Baby4

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Pompey Magnus

Snowball Grennan

JangoFett

Mine would be....Lady Delaney....great, I'm a gay pornstar

MarkR

Tiny Quinn. Great. There goes that career option.

xzanti

Bonny Scully :pac:

Nalz

Wolfe O Toole

sounds more like a wrestler

MissHoneyBun

Mel Farrell :pac:

Spot Wade

MooseJam

Tiger Hayden

michael.oleary

Baby4 wrote: »

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That is Legendry!

Legendary even.

justcallmetex

Snowie French

allin-king

Sandy Brazil, would be great if I was a girl!!

Niamho!

mines Crap but my mate has a Great one, Poochie Diggin. for real.... i thought it was great.

my one is Gizmo Stewart. Crapola.

jprender

dirty focker

AARRRGH

Cactus Col wrote: »

Arent' they two of the questions asked by banks as security questions when setting up an account?

Yes, they are.

This topic comes up every few months. I always post "Stop participating, this is just to get your details so your account can be hacked" but people never listen...

Who needs hacking skills when you can just ask people for their details?

Toto Wolfcastle

I didn't have a pet. My brother had fish but he killed them too quickly to name them.

Going with the pets that I treat as my own (but don't own) I get:

Suzy McGrath

or

Pinchy McGrath

I'm not impressed.

Baby4

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RedXIV

Chuck Kelly

Chuck her where i don't know, but she'll be chucked yet!

barryfitz

mine would be ben baldwin!! meh

Erica-smiley

Fluffy Crosbie...... Nice :D

AARRRGH

Let's make this more interesting to see what your age would be if you were an Oak tree.

It's the last three digits on the back of your credit card.

Toto Wolfcastle

dublindude wrote: »

Let's make this more interesting to see what your age would be if you were an Oak tree.

It's the last three digits on the back of your credit card.

LOL I never got asked any security questions when I set up an account. So if you want the last 3 digits that's cool....actually that might be a bad idea.

Anyway, isn't your porn name supposed to be something to do with the street you lived on?

kwestfan08

Dino mc cabe. Meh

AARRRGH

janeybabe wrote: »

Anyway, isn't your porn name supposed to be something to do with the street you lived on?

It's different every time.

Street name
County you were born in
Mother's maiden name
Pet's name

Silly really...

Hornswoggle

Curtis Pinky at your service

Griffin87

mine is georgie power

Aurora Borealis

Blackie Kelly.
Glenroe don't do porn but....

Rob_l

Blue Grey at your service

missmatty

Misty Keane I likes it...

Ruu_Old

Penny Timmins, Oirish Pernstar!

paperclip2

Cat Quigley! How you doin?

(God I lack imagination when it comes to naming pets.)

javaboy

Duggy747 wrote: »

Fishy Henry

I had a goldfish but I was never arsed naming him, just ended up calling him Fishy. Not the, eh, hottest name then!

justcallmetex wrote: »

Snowie French

Erica-smiley wrote: »

Fluffy Crosbie...... Nice :D

Am I the only one who thinks the Fishy Henry, Snowie French and Fluffy Crosbie sound a bit like depraved sex acts of the kind you might find on urbandictionary?

e.g. I was hammering away at yer wan while her twin was giving her a fishy henry. That was too much for me and I couldn't hold it in. She was obviously the sharing kind cos she gave her sister a Snowie French.


*The Fluffy Crosbie is much too disgusting to even mention on urban dictionary really. It requires a goat, some cheese, some goat's cheese and a strong constitution.

pebbles21

i think mine is ftw........lucky knight:D

ash xxx

Hmmm, well mine makes me sound like im a guy, which im not, its
Digby Denton Hottt!!

javaboy

pebbles21 wrote: »

i think mine is ftw........lucky knight:D

Brilliant. It lends itself so well to film titles.

One Lucky Knight in Paris

bronte

phi3 wrote: »

Black Beauty Eaton

Hottt...............

I had a cat called Black beauty!!
I named it in protest after the parents refused to buy me a pony.
I was a demanding 8 year old
Really curious if yours was actually a horse or not!!

My porno name is Caesar Mc Dermott, which'd be pretty cool if I were a guy

Mint Sauce

bobby quinn

:D

Varkov

Lucky Sulliven.