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Drunk Paddy

kaimera · 2008-06-04 14:14:17

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar,…

04-06-2008 2:14pm

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kaimera

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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin.

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed "Give the ballerina a drink!"

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#2 04-06-2008 4:44pm

Jay P

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I dont geddit

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#3 04-06-2008 4:47pm

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beer goggles!!

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#4 04-06-2008 4:49pm

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Jay P wrote: »

I dont geddit

He thought it was a ballerina, lifting her leg up in the air, having mistaken the arm hair for her bush.

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#5 04-06-2008 8:04pm

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punchline

The drunk replies, "Sir! In my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!

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#6 04-06-2008 8:23pm

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Karl Hungus wrote: »

He thought it was a ballerina, lifting her leg up in the air, having mistaken the arm hair for her bush.

That's not very funny

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