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Rectum stretcher

  • 04-06-2008 2:35am
    #1
    tossy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,594 ✭✭✭


    Johnny is late for work and is speeding into the town,when suddenly a guard jumps out from behind a wall speed gun in hand and flags johnny down!

    You were going 50 over the limit son whats the rush says the copper?

    Im late for work johnny offers,i have a very important job!

    Oh yeah says the copper what do you do?

    Im a rectum stretcher!

    A what says the guard?

    Im a rectum stretcher its a very hard and specialist job,you start be inserting one finger and working it around until you can eventually get 2 in,you then keep working it until eventually you can get 1 and then 2 fists inside...This is the hard part says johnny,you then start to work the rectum until you have it stretched out to about 6 foot wide!

    The guard standing astounded pipes up "what do you do with a 6 foot ashole?"

    you give it a speed gun and stick him behind a wall!

    :)


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