Bog roll, What brand do you use?

hairymolly

I just opened a roll of supermarket 'own brand' luxury toilet tissue. Might as well be using sandpaper. Taking into account we have a bio-septic tank, cant use 'recycled':eek: bog roll. Can anyone reccomend a decent good value 'bog roll':o

connundrum

Teh luxury stuff from Lidl is decent. Pictures of flowers on it and all. My arse appreciates that kind of thing y'know.

Can't beet the aul Andrex though, feels like an angel stroking yer hole, but in these times of recession - who can afford it?

Femelade

My mom always buys Kittensoft for our bottoms.

Xavi6

Don't care once it's 3 ply at least.

Keano

Can't remember the brand but it is decent on both price and on the bottom!

The Artist

the sun and keep page 3!

Steve_o

The Lidl one, think its called Luxury....

Abi

Tesco's Eco friendly T-rolls.

TequilaMockingBird

Now this is my area of expertise.

Dunnes Stores Luxury is the exact same as Andrex.

Currently on offer: 18 rolls for e11.99

Don't thank me. No really. I don't want to know.

GirlInterrupted

Daisy chamomile enriched loo rolls. My cheeks deserve the best.

I honestly don't care since I'll be wiping my arse with it.

GirlInterrupted

Steve_o wrote: »

The Lidl one, think its called Luxury....

Lidl and Luxury is a contradiction:)!

Steve_o

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Lidl and Luxury is a contradiction:)!

Sure is, and that bog roll is not luxurious, its like sand paper!!!!

Loopy

Marks and Spencers - its wonderfully soft on the Ass:D

Quality

Andrex at home,

I think it is a form of sandpaper they have for use in work though!!

123

anyone here use tesco value toilet paper or that lidl recycled paper?

I heard its great....
for a woodworking shop
seriously they both suck so much

admiralofthefleet

tesco value, im not going to spend over the odds to wipe my swiss

Peteee

Paging FlutterinBantam to this thread!

So long as its not Dunnes Value bog roll, most anything that has luxury or puppies on it is decent.

monkeyfudge

This one is all the rage for trendy types now.

Quality

Flubber will be on bragging about his moist wipes shortly.:eek:

elmolesto

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

Lidl and Luxury is a contradiction:)!

Surely is:)

Alan Ford wrote: »

the sun and keep page 3!

lol

Honestly, I don't really care what brand I buy.

Nalz

doc leaves, natural touch

Sherifu

Peteee wrote: »

Paging FlutterinBantam to this thread!

In 'fore the flutt, what's going on? Soemone check is he ok.

The Artist

Sherifu wrote: »

In 'fore the flutt, what's going on? Soemone check is he ok.

hes probably still in the toilet trying out differant brands of paper!

bandit197

Moist wipes ftw:D Kept in the fridge any night Im having Chinese, Indian or mexican. LOL

hairymolly

Trilla wrote: »

doc leaves, natural touch

I'm with you on that one Trilla, got an abundance outside my door:mad: Question is how will it affect my bio?:D

allabouteve

connundrum wrote: »

Teh luxury stuff from Lidl is decent. Pictures of flowers on it and all. My arse appreciates that kind of thing y'know.

Can't beet the aul Andrex though, feels like an angel stroking yer hole, but in these times of recession - who can afford it?

It's when I read posts like that that I really appreciate the Irish:)

KnifeWRENCH

Either Tesco "Finest" or Dunnes Stores "Luxury". Both oxymorons :pac:

chopperbyrne

Tesco Luxury Soft.

FlutterinBantam

Hi campers.

Now now arse wiping is a serious business and a clean badge is a must for the Flutt.

Step one.

Tepid face cloth to shift the "big stuff"

Step two.

Wad of Kittensoft well worked into the balloon knot with index finger.

Step three

one of JC's moist wipes lightly over the rusty star to leave a nice sheen and oil for the sphincter.

Step four(optional)

Puff of Caldescene powder directly into the "eye" to prevent chafing and and wineglow and leave a delicate perfume to give yourself confidence and to soothe the lady when giving vigorous head.

Unfortunately not always possible,but i would recommend that regime be followed at the first opportunity.

Last thing you would want is someone going down on you and you with a smelly dirty hole.:o:o:o

Photi

At the end of the day..

What else do you need?

Zaph

Triple Velvet, because your ass is worth it.

ironictoaster

Lidl's finest..It's like sandpaper

thefinalstage

Ronseal 5 year sanding pad.

Sherifu

My hand to answer the OP. Can't beat it.

Fulton Crown

Im surprised this thread is being treated with such levity ! Choosing bog roll is an important task.

I look for a number of qualities in my Bog Roll

1 Absorbancy - really important for sat nights / sunday mornings - when the Vindaloo and Gallon of Guinness try to exit the rusty bullet hole - at some speed !! You can also indulge in the odd mid week kebab - without the worry of leaving some "spoil" on the keks.

Abrasion - For the more "solid" evacuation - abrasion is imporant to ensure the wallnutt is nicely debrided of all foreign matter - i.e gets rid of the taggies.

Value - forget your Kittensoft and other overpriced Boggies - for the reaons outlined above I go for "Saxon" at Aldi - your wallnutt is important - it deserves the best !!

Fulton

kelle

I always buy whichever is on special offer, at the moment it's Charmin which has 6 free rolls in it's pack.

guy2454

gotta be the aloe vera from aldi!seriously try it and you will never go back!

AlmightyCushion

I used to use andrex but then realised that actual puppies would be much softer.

Abi

I've switched brands. Guess which one?

ejmaztec

I find that Brillo pads do the job in those all important nooks and crannies. S&M fetishists swear by it.:cool:

Ruu_Old

Ch-ch-ch-ch-charmin!

Thrill

I take a leaf out of my dogs book. When I've finished taking a dump, I go out to the back garden and drag my ass across the lawn until its sparklingly clean.

Although when the weather is bad, then it's Kittensoft I use.

Run_to_da_hills

Lidls 4 Ply, ie the strongest availible, not that easy to stick your finger through it :eek:

Abi

Nil Points Ruu --uu-uu!

Thrill wrote: »

I take a leaf out of my dogs book. When I've finished taking a dump, I go out to the back garden and drag my ass across the lawn until its sparklingly clean.

Although when the weather is bad, then it's Kittensoft I use.

You did it Rong.. the damp grass would be cooling, soothing and cleansing (sp?) .. Where the hell is fluttering b when you need him. Filling in for him is a tough job

condra

I dont DO bog roll.

I do BARELL ROLL

javaboy

I use one of those French things that squirt water up your bum......