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03-06-2008 1:11pm

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dak

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CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al- Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush immediately stated that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq did indeed possess weapons of maths instruction.

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#2 03-06-2008 1:24pm

Doffaldinho

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Oh dear god

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#3 03-06-2008 2:11pm

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So so bad its brilliant.

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#4 03-06-2008 2:12pm

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#5 03-06-2008 3:21pm

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*grabs a pen and paper*

I'll have to write that one down for the pub on Friday

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#6 03-06-2008 3:39pm

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The Bollox wrote: »

*grabs a pen and paper*

I'll have to write that one down for the pub on Friday

Care to mention the pub??

Just so I'm not there to hear that a second time

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#7 03-06-2008 4:19pm

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It was also found he was connected to the Al-Gebra

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#8 03-06-2008 5:46pm

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Solitaryman666 wrote: »

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That is BAgdaD to you and read the forum rules on critism !

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#9 03-06-2008 9:37pm

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The people of Iraq now stand divided by these weapons of maths instruction...

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