What's in a name?

Tom Dunne

In part four of our series delving into the mind of the modern man, we turn our attention to names. More precisely, the naming of bodily parts.

Now, as we all know all men name their manhood. Any man who says otherwise is either a liar or pre-op.

But what about naming the parts of the woman in your life? Do you have a pet name for, er, them?

This thread is inspired by a drunken conversation I recently had with an acquaintance who named his woman's bits The Clintons. I kid you not, Bill and Hillary were the stars of the show, with an occasional appearance by none other than Chelsea. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

So, I put this question to the floor - should wimmins bits have names? And if so, what are suitable names?

trout

Brother Tom, have you been drinking ?

DetectivFoxtrot

Hairy Mary was given to my nether region by the OH a long time ago. However it makes no sense now.


Permanant hair removal ftw :cool:


no name(s) for my boobies tho

trout

DetectivFoxtrot wrote: »

Hairy Mary was given to my nether region by the OH a long time ago. However it makes no sense now.


Permanant hair removal ftw :cool:


no name(s) for my boobies tho

FIRST PERSON TO CALL "PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN" IS BANNED!

Tom Dunne

trout wrote: »

Brother Tom, have you been drinking ?

Me? Noooooo. Never. Nope. On a school night?

So, any good names?

tSubh Dearg

A long time ago a young man nicknamed my breasts 'Kama' and 'Sutra'. None of my bits have any names now.

Overheal

i dont have a standing name for him but a witty one will usually come to me when required by conversation with a girl

heres a new ad-lib: Lieutenant Stand.

Tom Dunne

tSubh Dearg wrote: »

None of my bits have any names now.

I can sort that for you at the Beers.

Is that lovely chap Talliesin coming?

Tom Dunne

trout wrote: »

FIRST PERSON TO CALL "PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN" IS BANNED!

But it's in the charter.

ChewChew

because I have the 'pleasure' of a fine set upstairs I have named them myself. . . Dolly & Dora

my nether region tho, well she doesnt have a permanent name yet. but she's my gurl for the time being till I find something more suitable

trout

Tom Dunne wrote: »

But it's in the charter.

Yes it is. Yes. It is.

*shakes head*

Look ... no calling for pics of

shaven havens

... think of the children :cool:

Tom Dunne

ChewChew wrote: »

my nether region tho, well she doesnt have a permanent name yet.

As I said to tSubh, I am providing a naming service on the night of the Beers.

ChewChew

Tom Dunne wrote: »

As I said to tSubh, I am providing a naming service on the night of the Beers.

i may require your services

tSubh Dearg

Tom Dunne wrote: »

I can sort that for you at the Beers.

Is that lovely chap Talliesin coming?

Why yes, yes he is. Or at least he plans to.

GirlInterrupted

An ex-army ex called the twins 'the cadets' 'cos they stood to attention.....and the lady garden was called 'the garden of eden'. Yeah, that's why he's an ex.

trout

tSubh Dearg wrote: »

Why yes, yes he is. Or at least he plans to.

I might plan to re-grow my once flowing locks, lose the ned, develop a six pack, and a set of Hollywood gnashers like Tom Cruise.

Doesn't mean it will happen though.

*stares into pint glass*

smashey

/baits trout...


Pics or it didn't happen.

Tom Dunne

/bans smashey

Galvasean

If you will imagine a gorilla... yawning.

Feeling adventurous? Clicky the link
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Dun laoire

Reputation of this place could soon is spiral out of control. Tom sort it out.

Star Lord

Galvasean wrote: »

If you will imagine a gorilla... yawning.

Feeling adventurous? Clicky the link
http://pro.corbis.com/images/CB013238.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B649C48F4-D324-4B4B-BFDB-3602C5B2A9B0%7D

Those are some pointy teeth... :eek:

Slow Motion

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

An ex-army ex called the twins 'the cadets' 'cos they stood to attention.....and the lady garden was called 'the garden of eden'. Yeah, that's why he's an ex.

Could have been worse, he could have called it 'the garden of edam':D

Will

Never named ex's bits at all. I've had a few names given to mine but thats suitable for another thread im sure

star-pants

Hmmm should I feel left out?...
Never named any parts myself, or had them named.

trout

Dun laoire wrote: »

Reputation of this place could soon is spiral out of control. Tom sort it out.

We have a reputation ? Since when ?

Slow Motion

star-pants wrote: »

Hmmm should I feel left out?...
Never named any parts myself, or had them named.

Well, you could start a new thread and post pics and we could come up with suggestions.:D Sorry trout it had to be said!

trout

star-pants wrote: »

Hmmm should I feel left out?...
Never named any parts myself, or had them named.

*sigh*

Slow Motion wrote: »

Well, you could start a new thread and post pics and we could come up with suggestions.:D Sorry trout it had to be said!

*sigh* :cool:

Will

go easy on him Trout, he wears pink shirts :pac:

Slow Motion

Wilburt wrote: »

go easy on him Trout, he wears pink shirts :pac:

Just wait till you order a pint in the bar!

trout

Wilburt wrote: »

go easy on him Trout, he wears pink shirts :pac:

*head desk* :cool:

Nevyn

Wilburt wrote: »

go easy on him Trout, he wears pink shirts :pac:

Ah now here you can't expect a brother to rush and change his shirts every time he gets a spicey tomato scause drip on them.

LostinBlanch

At least he doesn't call it a salmon shirt!

Slow Motion

I think ye are all mistaking me with salad boy

Latchy

I said this in another recent similar thread but

' She ' is refered to as ' damaged goods ' and i have being threatening to return her for years

citytillidie

Here you go any guy who cant think of a name for his bits

http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/

DJ_Spider

Mine came up with One Eyed Wonder Weasel or Ivan The Terrible :eek:

Tom Dunne

citytillidie wrote: »

Here you go any guy who cant think of a name for his bits

http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/

Let's keep it on topic here, this thread is about teh wimmins bits.

citytillidie

Sorry Tom