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Is it a bird? Is it a plane?????

  • 21-05-2008 7:00am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,919 ✭✭✭✭


    No, it's a flying schlong....

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=566860

    (Link includes vid)
    Flying dildo places chess genius in check

    15:00 AEST Wed May 21 2008

    Russian chess legend Garry Kasparov has an amazing ability to predict the next move of his opponent.

    But even his brilliant mind couldn't have foreseen a flying penis interrupting him mid-speech.

    The political activist and noted Kremlin critic was addressing opposition forces when a radio-controlled penis with testicles started buzzing around the room.

    The sex toy — which was attached to a helicopter blade — hovered around for about 20 seconds before one of Kasparov's minders swatted it out of the air.

    The Moscow Times reported the erotic aircraft was being controlled by "pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists".

    Kasparov later saw the stunt's funny side, remarking that it was "below the belt".

    It's not the first time a machine has troubled the chess champion.

    He was involved in a much publicised running battle with chess program Deep Blue in the '90s.

    The IBM-designed machine famously defeated Kasparov in a six-game match in 1997.

    The Russian demanded a rematch, but IBM decided to retire the program while it was on top.

    Brilliant! Imagine being onstage making an important speech when all of a sudden a rubber penis starts flying towards you!


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